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this probably feels good when you're a printer man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

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Maria 🍑💅💋

hmm... i have been having a hunk of sausage and a hawiian roll with my salad for lunch most days, but i am thinking i would enjoy a hot meal more. the phrase cheesey rice and beans comes to mind...

and are these gamers who demand microtransactions in the room with- wait someone already made that joke

literally the first thing i thought of after reading the original story. "the military quietly wiped out a small city because one guy said there was freaky fish fucking going on" is treated as a quick denoument and not another type of horror, it's wild

the siege of innsmouth, a revisionist take on lovecraft where the esoteric order of dagon are good guys fighting the racist FBI would go real hard

living the dream

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

we need to build an internet 2 where everybody is a hot trans therian posting the freakiest art youve ever seen and the sickest amen breaks youve ever heard

A meme with an image of a black shadow with glowing red eyes lurking in the woods. Caption reads "dress for the job you want" me:

digital drawing of a woman in a leather jacket looking at a bunny mask. black, white & pink.

ooo this bunny mask looks interesting.

digital drawing of a woman with pointed ears in sunglasses waving. in black & white.

hi!

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

a pink and blue jester girl dances across a psychedelic black and white background, surrounded by stars.

funny jester girl @katebnormal.bsky.social :o)

Fountain pen sketch in brown ink of Anton the very long haired white unicorn fella sitting fruitily and smoking a cigarette. He is wearing fashion inspired loosely by late nineteenth century Denmark.

Anton no those are bad for you

one of the simple pleasures in life is saying 'wow it looks like silent hill out there' when it's really foggy

#DELTARUNE

we're so used to death being depicted with a scythe but for a while in the early modern period it was often depicted as stabbing people with big arrows. a few pirate flags used that imagry iirc

Brownish drawing of a skeletal death with a quiver of arrows at his side, touching a bagpiper on the hat and piercing his bagpipe with a dart of death.

#TheVIctorianBookoftheDead #InternationalBagpipeDay
Death stabs the bagpiper with his dart of death.
De Kapelle der dooden, 1741

Average Candlestick

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

ok plan b, we let the enemy capture the princess. she'll be so clumsy and annoying it will actually reduce their combat effectiveness. soon they'll be offering *us* a ransom to take her back.

1989 MAZDA RX7 FC3S
Thank you for your commission!
#VGencomm #carillustration #art #vehicle #illustration

#VGenComm for @flamingkaijuu.bsky.social! Following that punk Millennium Godzilla I did, I guess next in line was Burning Godzilla. 😌🌋🧡 This was fun.~

Illustration of two birds both wearing little crowns and sheltering from the rain under some foliage.

Rainy day in bird kingdom

Kobold facts: kobolds were key in dissuading dragons from hoarding paper monies and focusing instead on coins; this was of course to sidestep the arduous ironing of individual bills after the dragon had rolled around in them and creased them all up.