Andrew Made of MEAT

atp daylight doesn't wanna be saved idc

Ever since I was a little baby, I knew I wanted you to go fucking faster in the left lane

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

The Iranian Red Crescent has sent a request to the International Criminal Court calling for a criminal investigation based on the US/Israel's systematic attacks against civilians and civilian objects including:

6,668 civilian structures
5,535 homes
14 hospitals
65 schools

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

One
Week
Remains.

Our last day for submissions is 3/14.

Don't self-reject.

We crave your art.

I own a lot of Minoltas. More than the average, for sure.

One person says some incredibly stupid lib-brained bullshit and everyone falls all over themselves to post "um no??? have you been paying attention sweety????" and there's no need for it. Put an upside down cup over that person and walk away

That's this guy, btw

Some guy from the sopranos wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket. There are fast food cups around him and it looks like he's sitting in the back of a restaurant.

It's called a Minolta, T. It's like a Leica except you can still afford to eat after you buy one.

AI research:

Researcher: Claude, please eat ten hamburgers.

Claude: Done! I have eaten ten hamburgers. The first two were delicious, but after that I began to experience bloating and the meat sweats.

Headline: Anthropic Says Claude has "A Fully Developed Digestive System"

They should invent a way out that isn't through

We should all be talking as many nudes as possible, man. I don't know how much longer we got.

Just remembered that Hulk Hogan is dead, so it's not all bad.

NOT QUITE DEAD, NOT QUITE ALIVE. IT'S BASICALLY A CONSTANT STATE OF SLEEP PARALYSIS.

US and Israeli missiles have just hit a 4th school in Tehran.

This is an intentional massacre of children

"Your soul is long dead and incapable of interacting with my own. Please embark on a quest to reclaim what once made you human."

This post brought to you by Etsy, which is pretty much unusable now and should be shut down

If you're getting a tarot reading and they pull out tarot cards with AI "art" on them, your destiny is to slap them

Horrific implications lol

I didn't know that lore, so I'll take your word for it!

Do pokémon shit in those balls?

Are they just nebulous energy on there, or are they just, like, shrunk down and taking shits?

If they're just energy, do they have consciousness? Are they able to perceive the passage of time? Or when they come out of the ball, is it like a Severance situation?

I pray the families of those girls find swift and satisfying vengeance

It does not! I like screenlife though!

I love how much of being an adult with WiFi is just laughing at jokes I wasn't allowed to laugh at when I was 12

and then shitposting it to eleven thousand people who can't stop me.

Farbtoner

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

OMG hit me with any fun ones you findddd