Queen of The Prairies Milk Truck

i get it these machines are not well designed but they’re not That Bad

customer can’t
read single word
follow simple instruction
find flashing light

Brother I print AND scan

rich like huck

new mo troper is about to be fireeeee

my life in 30 second aerial security footage

Grandpa's Famous Sandwich pic of sandwich with white sauce upon it, cum like

i hate how famous the sandwich my grampa did a big cum on is getting lately

Goodie Bütheid

and its a woman’s name

customer: i derived this produce code from first principles

customer: i derived this produce code from first principles

customer: i entered a random number for my produce and it didn’t ring up accurately

there’s something olde english about the name Butthead

every american wants to participate in the great death drive tradition of “playing cowboy”

it’s seared into my mind in a certain way

“I’ll break your neck so you can watch your back”
- Russel “JOBA” Boring, 2016

head injuries are foundational to this country

Mother of college student that fell off the London Eye speaks out: “Kill every limey bastard on that island.”

whole family stink

perfume ass family

she’s a kuiper (classical belt)

>^<<<

reminded!

i’m going defcon 1 on this cinnamon roll

My cousin once asked me what if someone doesn’t like what you’ve done and I told him it’s as good as when they like it if not better depending on how little respect you have for them

Dark Lady of the Sonnets on Twitter “you're not praying right. you're praying like a flare placed where no one can see it. you have to pray like a shotgun aimed at a house”

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Secret tools of the common crow

Secret tools of the common crow