Keith Topping

"You Got The Money, I Got The Soul. Can't Be Bought, Can't Be Sold!" Greetings, y'all, to another From The North bloggerisationism update in the house, dearest blog fiends. Coming to you, as t'were, live and...

From The North bloggerisationism update in the area, dear Bsky fiends. Get it whilst it's hot (or, at least, lukewarm), it may be the last for a bit as I've got this book to write, see (he said, fishing for sympathy ... and sales).

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Publishers choice. They really like it. Actually, so do I (wasn't too sure about the green lettering at first, but it's grown on me!).

Keith Telly Topping, why are you taking ANOTHER day off from writing your latest world-class tome to meet up with Young Malcolm for an afternoon of food, fun and frivolity? To which, of course, the answer - as usual - is that we both (but, especially me) REALLY DESERVE THIS. Clear now?

The incoming of the latest set of page-proofs for Island of Terror has arrived, hotfoot, from Stately Telos Manor.

Ladies, gentlemen, it's been an emotional rip-roaring rollercoaster of a ride.

Island of Terror, page 288. Dr Who & The Daleks. Logic, Let Me Introduce You To This Window section. You're going to buy this book, aren't you? Oh, yes you are. Go on. Go on. Go on.

Crack Of Dawn, Another One Down As they always used to say on Pipkins , 'it's ... time '; so, hit that there blog signal-type malarkey yer actual Keith Telly Topping and l...

Bloggerisationism thing ahoy.

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Available for pre-order. I've got a growing DVD/Blu-ray collection and a salt and chilli king prawn with curry and boiled rice addiction to support and fund.
Plug ends, just buy the fekker, it'd mean a lot to me!
Thank you for allowing me into your homes.
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A Problem Shared Is A Problem Doubled & Everything Is About Something Unless It's About Nothing Yes, it's (ahem) 'that time of the month' again, you lucky people; From The North bloggerisationism update, ahoy detailing all of the lat...

Further Stately Telly Topping Manor bloggerisationism shenanigans aboot the hoose. Proving that whilst yer actual isn't free with his words, he is *cheap*.

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Contract signed - so ... hands up who'd like to see/read this - the 3rd part of the Vault of Horror tetralogy? Because - a likely change of title, notwithstanding - once I write it, you will be able to. On Telos Publishing, sometime in 2026. Latest hideous self-aggrandising plug ends.

Laying Down The Law Once again, dearest blog fiends, yer actual Keith Telly Topping his very self welcomes you all to the latest From The North update; coming...

Another month, another Stately Telly Topping Manor From The North bloggerisationism update in the area. Full of oldies (but goldies).

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Today's "I will not celebrate meaningless milestones" column. From The North's had its 15-millionth page-hit since records began (2006). Meaning, one dear fiend has been visiting the blog for 19 years in the hope of finding porn. Sorry for the numerous bitter disappointments, whomsoever you are.

Is at Amaysia with Young Malcolm Hunter. And, why not?

Today, for Us Dinner at The Stately Telly Topping Manor bait, 咖喱米飯和晶片. Who's with me?

Current Premier League standings according to the FA website. Another disappointing season for Man United and (especially) Spurs, seemingly. Shock first title for Bournemouth, Brentford in the Champions League, Burnley in Europe and Sunderland manage to avoid relegation - who would've guessed?

The Stately Telly Topping motto.

You take out of Facebook - or any other platform else for that matter - what you want to. I'm on it, for one thing!

Keepin' it cool(ish) at The Stately Telly Topping Manor.

Want one!

I can't drive. But, for the chance to pilot of Thunderbird 2, I'd consider learning!

Deceived By The Wobble This blogger wishes to welcome, once again, all of  From The North 's ever-increasing audience to the latest bloggerisationism update in t...

The latest news ... From The North

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"Curse Of The Scarlet & Beige Stately Telly Topping Manor Of Ghastly Horror, Terribleness & Naughty Malarkey" Thus, dearest bloggerisationism fiends, From The North is, once again, upon y'all with a further update of quasi-majestic proportions. And ...

Another blog update From The North.

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"Judge Judy & Executioner" Another month, dearest bloggerisationism fiends, another From The North  update from the actual Stately Telly Topping Manor and your fiend ...

Bloggerisationism in the area.

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Island of Terror editing: Day 1.
Your author has reached THIS, significant, point -
Pg 242 and a, hopefully thoughtful and intelligent, appreciation of the guest-starring role of Valerie Gearon's knickers in the climactic scene of Invasion. It's a dirty job, but SOMEONE has to do it.

One from the Stately Telly Topping Manor files; circa 1981(ish) so I'd've been 18 or thereabouts. Is this THE campest Mod y'every did see in all yer actual? Check out the eye-liner for a kick-off! Hell, it was the 1980s, strange doings abounded. And the drums never ceased at night.

Well, bless you sweetheart, that's brilliant to know. Glad I got ONE satisfied customer, anyway! Thank you for telling me that, it's made my week (and, it's only Monday morning). xxx

The Fiend Of My Fiend Is My Enema The latest From The North bloggerisationism update is, very much, upon us dearest blog fiends. And, we begin with the singular most imp...

It's time, now, for the latest From The North bloggerisationism update. And that.

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Yes, I am he.

This seems about right.

He was, indeed, the musical director. And he claims, to this day, that the most money he ever made from his music was "writing" a five-second outro for a prog rock/OGWT parody on another Baker-fronted show which kept him, nicely, in horror videos for a few months!

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