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@tragicpizza.bsky.social

Full-time professional curmudgeon.

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Here’s a political cartoon of Florida resident, Alabama senator and Alabama gubernatorial hopeful Tommy Tuberville. For such a big head to be so empty is kind of sad, innit? #politicalcartoon

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Not bad. I had prostate cancer, got surgery, now cancer free. Working in a warehouse. Bought a house. Only thing that’d make it better is if the fascists weren’t in power…

22.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also how ya doing???

22.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I know!!! I keep forgetting to get on Bluesky… 😬

22.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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I still wanna know which Bubba the Mango Mussolini blew.

11.02.2026 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And a hot dog is a sandwich, and a bowling ball is a glove, and a HAT IS PANTS FOR YOUR HEAD I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS

11.02.2026 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."

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Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

β€œIf my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! πŸ”₯πŸ”Š

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15.11.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 19961    πŸ” 7676    πŸ’¬ 620    πŸ“Œ 742

I’m 13 or 14 here. @wolfiesmom.bsky.social is absolutely right. I wasn’t an underage man, she wasn’t an underage woman. The term is and always has been CHILDREN.

16.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap…

16.11.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, to anyone with eyes and a brain, this isn’t shocking. There are Democrats who are exactly as slimy as Republicans.

That’s why we need to burn it all down. Capitalism is a disease and razing the system is the only cure. #anarchism

15.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In other news, water is wet.

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I am a conduit for nonsense. Also this isn’t on the pic but I like peanut butter.

I am a conduit for nonsense. Also this isn’t on the pic but I like peanut butter.

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We really gotta bring back insults like vapid and uncouth

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I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain,
I wanna l know, have you ever seeeeeeen tha rain,
Comin’ down on a sunny day…

14.11.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Recipe for β€œBeef Fizz.” It’s as awful as you imagine it to be…

Recipe for β€œBeef Fizz.” It’s as awful as you imagine it to be…

09.11.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every race car driver I liked is dead or retired… and NASCAR is a cesspool of right-wing buffoonery…

02.11.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do people buy pizza with EBT?

Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.

It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.

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The system is working exactly as designed. Time to destroy the system.

09.09.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got my flu and Covid shots. Bite me RFK Jr.

09.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck cancer.

01.09.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not shocking at all if you have a brain…

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