EEL Sauce

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Full length mirror selfie from the chest down wearing blue shoes, blue chinos, and a blue grey sweater standing in profile

The number of daily flights of stairs I’m doing seems to be… beneficial 🙂

From the context there is no doubt they meant to say ‘penile swab’. I was just amused by the absurdity of the image.

I just read a court of appeals opinion that had the phrase “penile swap” in it and either it was a typo for swab or we are in some very weird Face/Off territory

🙂‍↕️ the way

So funny watching them have absolutely no idea what to do with them

Hellebuyck for President

BOTH POSTS 😩

My early morning cat is so excited that I got up on a Sunday to watch hockey

💔🫂

Just heard the curling announcer say “hog-to-hog” and it’s so nice to have your culture acknowledged on the international stage 😊

A profile photo of a black cat sitting on a fuzzy tan blanket with an out-of-focus bookshelf in the background

Mortimer is being the most handsome boy this evening

😅 thank you

🤭 Just enough to get me through.

Full length mirror selfie wearing grey briefs, a grey cutoff tank top from Old Chicago, clear plastic rimmed glasses, and a black and white hat with a pink logo

Laundry outfit

Googled it when I woke up and Finland hasn’t even had a monarchy for over a century 😔

I can tell I’ve been reading a lot of romance lately because last night I dreamt I had a secret sexy rendezvous with the king of Finland.

A tortoiseshell cat and a black cat sitting on a lap/legs under a fluffy cream colored blanket

I think these cats are happy I’m back from vacation

A hawk is eating a pigeon on top of the light post right outside my office window and I absolutely hate it

Photo of me standing in front of a pink brick fireplace with a brass peacock fireplace grate with my hands on my hips and lips slightly pursed wearing a white tshirt with the iconic Trixie Mattel makeup taking up the whole front of the shirt. Above the fireplace is a framed photo of Trixie Mattel wearing a pastel mini dress with a pastel background.

Doing my best to honor an absolute legend in her own place

POV shot of a person laying out on a pool lounger from the waist down wearing light blue swim briefs on a yellow towel with a paperback copy of the book Game Changer by Rachel Reid

Just being the biggest cliche I can possibly be in Palm Springs ☺️

Yes sir

A photo of legs on a pool lounger with a yellow towel. The toenails on the feet are a teal color which matches the pool in the background. Behind the pool are yellow midcentury hotel doors, yellow umbrellas, with palm trees and a few fluffy clouds in a blue sky

The OOO email is on and my toes match the pool. 😮‍💨

He would really appreciate it

A black cat laying on a green and white blanket with his arms splayed forward in a Superman position

Mortimer saw us packing this evening so now he has glued himself to my legs in an attempt to keep me here

It’s crazy how the evil French ice dancing team just fully leaves no doubt in your mind that they are, in fact, evil

But pizza!

A tv screen on a wooden credenza shows a scene from the opening ceremony of the Milan Cortina Winter Olympics with a figure of Cupid. In the foreground of the photo in front of the tv a thigh tattoo of Icarus drawn by John Paul Brammer is visible, with the Icarus in the tattoo and the Cupid on the tv in very similar poses.

😤 italy copied me

“The Minions broke down the walls of the figure skating community” is the perfect sentence

Haha an unfortunately common occurrence!