Joey Aszterbaum

Amazon should be folded into the U.S. Postal Service.

Uber and Lyft should be folded into the Department of Transportation.

Streaming services and social media sites should be publicly-owned utilities.

lol *utilities* should be publicly-owned utilities.

I just looked at a man with a hat today and kept—tried not to!!-wondering how and why it was I had to act like it was normal for people my country to worship the cruelest, stupidest sample.

I’m reminded of how one of the first things Obama did as president was to declare he wouldn’t allow repercussions to the previous for administration for <checks notes> war crimes

YouTube video by aquat33n Brian Regan - Stand Up - Walkie Talkie

youtu.be/7npAN_NVuls

I assume you’ve seen the Brian Regan bit?

“Do you have a section for towels?”

“For humans or for dogs?”

This interaction was not at a pet store.

In case you don’t know what the Powell memo is or where to find it:

scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/

The libertarian to fascist pipeline is steep and slick.

Radiohead started recording OK Computer in July 1996, so we might say the best album of 1996 were the unfinished tracks.

I turned 21 in 1996. It was a monster year for popular music, so it’s very difficult to choose.

I’m partial to Pinkerton and Tiny Music…, but that is also the year of Evil Empire, Tidal, Odelay, The Score, ATLiens, Boys for Pele, Ænima, and Sublime.

When I was a professional musician I heard the rumor all the time, from reputable sources, that Ring didn’t consistently play drums on Beatles records.

I don’t believe it one bit. Ringo is amazing and easily recognizable. Unshowy, and basically flawless as the rest of them.

Today, when I thought of the band name Arson Welles, I immediately knew there already existed a band with this name. Confirmed.

And now I search for the brain bleach

lol abomination

As a minimally human person, I…

Man who goes to take his marbles home but lost them.

The first picture is a quote from presidential candidate Donald Trump.

The second and third are people with my last name killed in death camps.

Reactionary politics has always been characterized by resentment. It’s been sublimated into crybaby behavior and chintzy AI.

Literally ‘cash’ works too

No *one* can stop you

but there is power in the union ✊🏼

The fascists are really trying to outfascist themselves today.

That’s unforgivable

the way you say

*the* DSA 🤮

states rights = a dictatorship of car dealers

We put people on the moon but we STILL haven’t invented a way to put away dishes without it being ear-splitting loud.

Opinion | Trump Makes No Sense and Is Full of Meaning On the question of his political opponents, he’s clear. He will punish them, if we give him the power to do so.

Worth a read.

www.nytimes.com/2024/09/10/o...

Someone owes ChatGPT an apology.

And I *hate* AI.

Persecute anyone who doesn’t like me and especially any vulnerable person vibes.

Thank you for being that sane person in mass media that doesn’t stop ringing this bell.

Also, you might owe predictive text an apology.

I just saw that and was was crazy

Him?