Alexander who is also from space

I'll tell you in person

Going to use these lyrics during our death metal jam at Alchemy next week

I watched Over The Garden Wall for the first time last week and this resonates with me

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience

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if this was Europe you would be in trouble

Almost wiped out on my bike earlier today because I saw what I thought was a Halloween decoration scarecrow move, but it turned out to just be an actual guy standing there

Don't mind me, I'm just reticulating my splines.

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

Between the smell, heat, and drunken fumbling of my kilt, I've never had a good one at Georgia Renn Fest

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inside of me there are two wolves, one has no problem asking for help needless for small things, the other would rather die than ask for help with something personal and important. They are dating.

It's still the wrong 727, and that's Roman Abramovich's 767

A screenshot of wplace of an area of Baltimore where multiple Big Bill Hell's memes are drawn, including "Shove it up your ugly ass!", "Home of Challenge Pissing!", and "Fuck you Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend." The Spamton is the cherry on top.

Went to Baltimore on wplace out of curiosity

Got jumpscared by @alexanderfromspace.bsky.social 's doppelganger

how it's done

LEGO® Island - Online Web Port Play the classic 1997 PC game LEGO® Island directly in your web browser!

"Lego Island" has a web port now!
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Commiting to the most niche bit, running the same train I was on IRL in Train Simulator at the same time.

Enjoying myself

There's this scene in DS9 where Bashir is like "you can't just stab a man in the back" and Garak is like "what are you talking about, that's the safest time to do it," and I basically have that conversation with Kuma every time we pass another dog taking a dump.

( @hikerswiftie.bsky.social voice)

Seated

Also the JG Wentworth opera

Intrusive Thoughts! At the Penn Station lounge balcony (wanting to shout sea shanties down into the boarding area)

Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side. Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter. Caption reads "just normal tools."

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

A magazine list showing #37, Zohran Mamdani, age 11, asked for Books, FIFA 2003 and SimCity 3000 video games.

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

Whenever the flight attendants remind people to remain seated until we reach the gate, I always look around to see who is standing.

If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

There are cathedrals (Twin Peaks references) for those with the eyes to see