Alexander who is also from space

A picture of a Nintendo Gamma Boy. It's kind of a geiger counter but looks just like a nintendo Game Boy. It has a Select, Start, and a knob to select options, and a Beta and Alpha button in that reddish pink. On screen is a little needle showing up to about 3.6 roentgen. to the left of the screen is a Battery and a Drop & Run indicator.

Nintendo Gamma Boy

I'm either baggy cargo shorts or skinny jeans, nothing in-between.

The Onion : Katy, what do you see in Justin? Perry: A path to controlling the Arctic Circle.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeau/

Got a "nice shirt" compliment from someone for my Rotting Christ tee at the Paul McCartney show tonight

Don't say middle age you're like a year older than me

Cow Tools Far Side comic, subtitled as Tár 2022 film by Todd Field

Sometimes the wikipedia mobile app freaks out a little and it makes better shitposts than me

accurate

19 mins ago someone in space released a legendary volume.

This is just TempleOS for losers

They should turn the bass pro shop pyramid into this

Declaring "the die is cast" anytime I press the start button on my dishwasher

I'll tell you in person

Going to use these lyrics during our death metal jam at Alchemy next week

I watched Over The Garden Wall for the first time last week and this resonates with me

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience

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if this was Europe you would be in trouble

Almost wiped out on my bike earlier today because I saw what I thought was a Halloween decoration scarecrow move, but it turned out to just be an actual guy standing there

Don't mind me, I'm just reticulating my splines.

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

Between the smell, heat, and drunken fumbling of my kilt, I've never had a good one at Georgia Renn Fest

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inside of me there are two wolves, one has no problem asking for help needless for small things, the other would rather die than ask for help with something personal and important. They are dating.

It's still the wrong 727, and that's Roman Abramovich's 767

A screenshot of wplace of an area of Baltimore where multiple Big Bill Hell's memes are drawn, including "Shove it up your ugly ass!", "Home of Challenge Pissing!", and "Fuck you Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend." The Spamton is the cherry on top.

Went to Baltimore on wplace out of curiosity

Got jumpscared by @alexanderfromspace.bsky.social 's doppelganger