Alexander who is also from space

A screenshot of wplace of an area of Baltimore where multiple Big Bill Hell's memes are drawn, including "Shove it up your ugly ass!", "Home of Challenge Pissing!", and "Fuck you Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend." The Spamton is the cherry on top.

Went to Baltimore on wplace out of curiosity

my dad taught @alexanderfromspace.bsky.social how to play our organ

Got jumpscared by @alexanderfromspace.bsky.social 's doppelganger

how it's done

LEGO® Island - Online Web Port Play the classic 1997 PC game LEGO® Island directly in your web browser!

"Lego Island" has a web port now!
isle.pizza

Commiting to the most niche bit, running the same train I was on IRL in Train Simulator at the same time.

Enjoying myself

There's this scene in DS9 where Bashir is like "you can't just stab a man in the back" and Garak is like "what are you talking about, that's the safest time to do it," and I basically have that conversation with Kuma every time we pass another dog taking a dump.

( @hikerswiftie.bsky.social voice)

Seated

Also the JG Wentworth opera

Intrusive Thoughts! At the Penn Station lounge balcony (wanting to shout sea shanties down into the boarding area)

Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side. Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter. Caption reads "just normal tools."

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

A magazine list showing #37, Zohran Mamdani, age 11, asked for Books, FIFA 2003 and SimCity 3000 video games.

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

Whenever the flight attendants remind people to remain seated until we reach the gate, I always look around to see who is standing.

If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

There are cathedrals (Twin Peaks references) for those with the eyes to see

ACE cover (Jul 1988)

READ: https://archive.org/details/ACE_Issue_10_1988-07_Future_Publishing_GB/page/n00/mode/2up?view=theater #zxspectrum #retrogaming

Should I dress up as a bee and walk around playing bass and signing "Message in a Bottle" at DragonCon this year?

I think about how if something is too gross to send to Rebecca I send it to you instead

This picture just made me hear the tape warble from a cassette

I was just sent a riff on the classic "hey check out how hard i can pee" and now I'm wide awake and out of breath from laughing too hard

epic rap battles of history Tay Kolma vs Tay Zonday when?

ben miles as tay kolma giving sideeye, captioned "Listen up Rebels - my wife left me"

I see no unprofessionalism, grammar errors, or typos in that reply.

A photo of a very early 80s piece of tech in chocolate brown leather and plastic with all kinds of buttons and dials on it and a vector graphic route map that gives it a very Fallout-ish tech vibe.

Some Cassette Futurism for your Monday feeds?

This amazing thing is the Ford Tripmonitor, a 1983 GPS mapper that used the Transit Satellite network and a magnetic compass and could play micro-cassettes.

Me, before starting the day's crossword: the future is full of possibilities!

Me, after finishing the days crossword: existence on this earth is meaningless