@johnwtucker.bsky.social
Two pairs of brogans went along the rows.
the horned nets of charlotte
01.11.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0:::::inaudible corn-related sounds:::::::::
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Full-voiced Midwestern excited voice:“Tory Taylor Halloween costume!”
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Glasnow threw 3 pitches, plenty more for Glaslater
01.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 251 🔁 24 💬 10 📌 5The first game-ending 7-4 double play in postseason history
h/t @EliasSports
And damn me, Ahab, but thou actest right; live in the game, and die in it!
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
Sandy Koufax is 89 and looks better than I have ever looked a day in my life.
09.10.2025 03:07 — 👍 120 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 4
Woman in white apron in kitchen cutting into a pumpkin, painting.
Carving the Pumpkin by Franck Antoine Bail, 1910. 🎃
28.10.2025 06:59 — 👍 445 🔁 100 💬 1 📌 0DIETER
28.10.2025 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I put this on the dads grouptext. They claim they did NOT like it, but now they keep posting various screengrabs and quotes and I can already tell some of the language is going to memetically, ironically appear for the foreseeable future “Here let me feed you guys a clip of the Shohei homer, etc.”
24.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So many dads just sending texts that say “Wemby” to the grouptext rn.
23.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
RAISE VALID POINTS AT THE COMMUNITY MEETING
PRAISE DALE
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Gete Polding. Has anyone thought of that.
22.10.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just a little guy out there firing off chirping raspy metallic MF’s at all passers by.
21.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s a male Anna’s Hummingbird who has laid claim to the tree in our front yard and I really respect how loud he is about it.
21.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[beastie boys]
It's a mission better suited for Don QuiXOTE
Try'na ban tortillas like a Big XII TOADY
Stead'a stoppin' those students from throwin' ROTI
Bribe the referees with cash from uncle CODY
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years ago—never mind how long precisely
“A Voyage to Spain”
ft. decorations inspired by
Ferdinand the Bull
or
Luis Carrero Blanco
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
01.12.2024 17:04 — 👍 45101 🔁 6373 💬 612 📌 367
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross shouting “the leads are weak? you’re weak.” This joke only works when read, not said aloud
14.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 40 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Yes but at least he got to do a frighteningly large BM into a bag while his toes fell off (in the desert)
14.10.2025 13:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn fine protestin’ you’re doin there fellows
12.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A sign hanging in S&P Lunch reading "a proud member of the consolidated sandwich group."
Now more than ever it is important to find community.
12.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 1285 🔁 118 💬 32 📌 10We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
Patt Matricia
11.10.2025 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the man’s a human being just as I am: he has just as much reason to fear me, as I have to be afraid of him
I have compete authority to say this. Don’t look at my water bottle.
07.10.2025 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are too many stickers now. Not everything needs to be a sticker.
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