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What if there was like, an urgent care for therapy? Like, something happens, it messes w/ your head, your friends are busy or you can’t tell them, pay for 2 hours of “work” (going to the bar is not an option.) Could also do reductions and I&Ds for the RVUs

Love when patients sign in to the ED with “multiple complaints.” Hey man, I have complaints for days, we should team up

Tip your drug dealer

I’m thinking about emailing the government what I did every day because sometimes I do cool stuff. Maybe I could be appointed the czarina of couch chilling, Secretary of tequila by the pool, or boss DJ. they seem to be into unqualified morons, could be my big chance to rise to power

It’s a dark feeling when you see the alert that your dead colleague was removed from the work group chat

Parker Posey is playing Meredith Marks on the White Lotus and I LOVE it

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Having a shift like Dr. Robby on the Pitt (joking with nurses, kooky patients, frequent flier banter, a lil critical care delegated to nursing, one serious talk, looking tired, have not finished a single chart)

Ani Difranco and Taylor Swift. Both occasional emotional terrorists

So, so sad. I don’t know how to DM on this app but please feel free to reach out. You’re in my thoughts dude ❤️

Calling radiology limited to see if I can get a copy of my MRI to use as visuals for my New Years Eve DJ set

Reframing “not hitting the RVU bonus” as “fighting capitalism”

Say what you will about Figs but you can fit 2 pink rockstars in each front scrub pocket

Kind of rude of him to tell you about the party after you weren’t invited

Last night, you let the cocaine talk. You told me all your business plans, hopes & dreams, conspiracy theories, fav songs, sports moments, fashion choices, perceived slights and beefs, personal growth, freestyle rap bars, how you can’t believe you drank 11 white claws just now

How come they can say “B as in Bravo” but I can’t say “V as in Vanderpump Rules”

PS good to see you buddy!!

Chevy Chase became a dick, Steely Dan had (fake) dick roots. The circle of peen.

Still deciding how honest I should be on this app and it’s turning into a metaphor for my life and it’s barely 9am on a day off. Crushing it