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increíble camellos es que son los mejores

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Macrón al ver al alemán sentadito con Trump ha visto el efecto desde fuera, y luego ha mirado el efecto Perro Sanchez en las noticias y ha dicho "no, no, disculpad lo de ayer, nosotros tambien sexy crazy dog"

el tonto a las tres de el sentido de la birra invitando a epstein porque "quiere escuchar a todo el mundo"

una cosa mala de que epstein esté muerto es la cantidad de podcasts a los que se ha perdido que le inviten

concierto de camellos, just a week away

it came so fast, i can't believe it

concierto de camellos, just in a week

que alguien le recuerde a damon albarn cómo se hacía una canción divertida de escuchar

Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.

Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”

Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.

Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

the absolute madman

escuchándome mccartney ii y paul mccartney the man that you are

Out of date anatomically in terms of what we know about dinosaurs now, but Wayne Barlowe’s paleoart was incredible to me as a kid, it spurred my imagination like nothing else. The colors are so striking on each of these pieces, they hold such a primal mood.

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

A peaceful, starry robed entity, who has three big beautiful bright orange eyes in a wet peapod for a head.

A Normal Magic User

Eso arreglaría total y absolutamente el problema pero no está la cosa como para jugársela a buscar otro trabajo ahora mismo xD

esto es efectivamente una mierda pero yo quiero ser optimista y elijo pensar en el día tan bueno que le espera al cm de teamspeak pensando en tuits de mierda que poner al respecto

una cosa que me gustaría mucho es que dejara de temblarme el ojo cada diez segundos

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.

Cada día que se alarga la lluvia y el viento un día más me siento como el señor ese que habla de que febrero es un mojón sin asas pero diciéndolo con palabras bonitas.

Not really breaking news here on Bluesky, but "line must go up" is literally the root of every single problem we have! It's why everything fucking sucks now. More so than ever.

This image is insane to me because I've only ever seen the Pikmin version so I couldn't even picture the original photograph in my head

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

Que harían Los Xunguis en mi lugar

odio a estados unidos por hacer que dada la situación actual no solo esté sintiendo hasta simpatía por macron sino por francia en general

He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once