Johnny Blue Skies

Imagine saying, TO David Simon, that you assume he’d love AI taking the place of human writers.

This guy clearly never consumed ANY of his work.

the loudest champions of an issue i care about deeply are the greatest charlatans alive 🫠

🎯 🤫

I’d pay $50 for this to be in hand right now. Guess it’s time for lunch 🤤

add some route lingo & this ⬆️ is the most dusty everly post ever 😂

women can eviscerate men like other men could only dream of doing & kael made a living of it 💀

Daaaaaaaa bearssss

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

if a study comes out saying actually gatorade zero can kill you it’s been the pleasure of a lifetime getting to know all of you ✌🏼

added to curated playlist ✅

🎧 rn…

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

He’ll unlawfully invoke the Insurrection Act & it’ll coincide with midterm elections—when the polls project landslide democratic gains in the House & Senate.

Then he’ll postpone elections.

He’s just provoking & priming us now. Transparent false flag operation.

YouTube video by NME Leo DiCaprio and Benicio Del Toro are obsessed with Oasis and Radiohead reuniting

watch the clip and you’ll hear Benecio say “Kid A for me.”

he has a worm in his brain so, makes sense imo

every AI ad is like

“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”

and then the phone is like

“sandwich”

and the guy is like

“wow”

unfortunately my pro bono practice is about to be prolific

🚨✊🏼ICE agents OUTNUMBERED by PEOPLE, forced to retreat! Share this! If Chicago can do this, we can ALL do this. 🚨1/2

All charges brought against protesters at Broadview today must be dropped. When cops and agents attack crowds without provocation, they make shit up to justify their attacks (in his case, an attack waged on a cooperative crowd to produce fascist social media content). These charges must be dropped.

Absolutely but with social media scraping I’d prefer you DM me for it

Headed over soon
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I’m headed to Broadview to protest and then straight to the music box for OBAA in 70mm tonight—that’s a good Friday

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Headed to Broadview this afternoon to #ProtestICE

I'll be handing out business cards for pro bono representation.

If you're arrested, DM me and I'll send my professional contact information and vet the case.

#abolishICE #defundICE #broadviewICE #notinmyname #EndFamilySeparation

With ICE doing their best gestapo impersonation in my backyard—reupping this offer:

Pro bono representation if arrested for peaceful protesting.

I’ve worked in the criminal justice system in Cook Cty for 18 years—exclusively a defense attorney for the last 12 ✌🏼

@katmabu.bsky.social #ICEprotest

@katmabu.bsky.social pro bono legal representation offer ⬆️

I’m a full time criminal defense attorney in the Chicago area

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this feels v accurate

lol me too, just wanted to get off my “when you get way too into the white stripes” joke

finally someone said it

long been frustrated my fav films either feature non-virgins or those dubiously labeled as “virgins”

ALL me & my straight bros want is airtight reassurance the character we’re fantasizing over isn’t portrayed by a human adult who has privately engaged in sexual intercourse