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@stormkern.bsky.social

Software engineer that pretends to be a dragon, sometimes a pool toy

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NEW COMIC: Deep Thoughts

18.11.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1280    ๐Ÿ” 255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Also hard to not mention to my colleagues. One has been visibly upset that they likely won't get one next year, and I totally understand why they haven't been considered. Sorry, but getting a couple AWS certs doesn't automatically make you qualify, got some other areas to improve yet.

18.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Year end reviews are always hard to do for me. Admittedly this year's is the most fleshed out it's ever been. Normally its just a list of bullets points with a handful of words. Maybe my manager mentioning he's going to try to push for a promotion for me helped me fluff it out.

18.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(comic) Can I see you in my office real quick

18.11.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was already planning to replace the exterior doors on the house next year. The front door is pretty drafty with this northerly wind, and I already tried to seal it the best I could.

09.11.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(comic) Actionable insights, ignored daily

06.11.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chance for snow this weekend and people are being very... reactionary. Like, people, it's November, in Wisconsin, its gonna snow, relax.

04.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm having the worst luck with my network controller. Cloud Key just up and died lil over a month ago. Dusted off the ol raspberry PI and got Unifi Network installed on that. Now the SD card in it just burned up.

01.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Routine

29.10.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿบ โ‹†๏ฝกโ€งหš ๐‡๐€๐๐Š ๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐Œ๐Ž๐‚๐Š๐ˆ๐๐†๐๐ˆ๐‘๐! หšโ€ง๏ฝกโ‹† ๐Ÿฆ

Let's have some ๐—•๐—œ๐—ฅ๐—• ๐—ฆ๐—ก๐—”๐—–๐—ž๐—ฆ ๐—•๐—˜๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—ช๐—˜ ๐—–๐—ข๐—ก๐—ง๐—œ๐—ก๐—จ๐—˜๐—— ๐—ข๐—ก ๐—•๐—จ๐—ก ๐—›๐—จ๐—ก๐—ง๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐Ÿฎ (๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ.๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ.๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! ๐Ÿฆ

17.10.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9504    ๐Ÿ” 3036    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

While work has had me kinda burnt out for awhile, manager just told me they're gonna try and set me up for a promotion next year.

28.10.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A 4 panel comic. 

Panel 1: closeup of a new textbook on a kid's school desk. The cover reads "World Histeries - sponcored bye PragerU + OpenAI"

Panel 2: The kid opens the book. Page titles include "How slavery boosted the enconemy" and "12 reasons hitler wasn't wrong" along with an ad that reads "more with a pragerU subscription and another that says "10% off openAI" with a QR code. 

Panel 3: the kid looks up at the teacher, lifts the book, and says "what the fuck is this"

Panel 4: an exhausted teacher, still passing out a stack of the books, replies "your senator picked it"

A 4 panel comic. Panel 1: closeup of a new textbook on a kid's school desk. The cover reads "World Histeries - sponcored bye PragerU + OpenAI" Panel 2: The kid opens the book. Page titles include "How slavery boosted the enconemy" and "12 reasons hitler wasn't wrong" along with an ad that reads "more with a pragerU subscription and another that says "10% off openAI" with a QR code. Panel 3: the kid looks up at the teacher, lifts the book, and says "what the fuck is this" Panel 4: an exhausted teacher, still passing out a stack of the books, replies "your senator picked it"

Re: every headline involving education

15.10.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1996    ๐Ÿ” 626    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Picked Raz up from his ultrasound, he's a space cadet. Should get the results in a couple days, and hopefully start getting some answers.

03.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vet wants to do an ultrasound, and a potentially a couple other tests, depending what the prior finds.

25.09.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, I wish we could figure out what's wrong with Raz. He frequently doesn't have an appetite and has gotten sick several times. His blood work and stool samples came back perfectly fine. We've tried a couple different foods thinking its a food insensitivity. Nothing has really changed.

24.09.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Time to assume the chest/belly brush position

22.09.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Guess I'm looking to get a pull behind dethatcher come spring (and probably an aerator too). Knew the lawn was gonna need a lot of work next year. Did approx a 500 sq st area just to see how bad it was, almost filled a 32 gallon trash can.

20.09.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He gets a B for effort. Slowly working on this trick.

15.09.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hate feeling stressed out over money. It might've not been a good idea to replace all the windows on the house so soon, just got another expensive car repair bill. Plus Raz hasn't been feeling all that well and the things the vet wants to do are also quite expensive.

05.09.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Opps.

Yes they were fine afterwards.

27.08.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taste of fall today. Ready but not ready.

25.08.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One more week until I can finally have spending money again. Windows are finally getting installed, provided the weather holds out.

19.08.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Survived the nearly 10 inches of rain. Lost power for 24 hours. Very fortunate to not have any flooding, know several people that weren't so lucky.

Coworker was kind enough to bring over a couple coolers and ice to keep food from going bad.

11.08.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Road sign, two directions: "doing what you need to do", and "doing what you want to do", car underneath between the two directions upside down and on fire, "ADHDers somehow doing neither"

Road sign, two directions: "doing what you need to do", and "doing what you want to do", car underneath between the two directions upside down and on fire, "ADHDers somehow doing neither"

Help

12.07.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13362    ๐Ÿ” 4462    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 310
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(comic) Above and Beyond

10.07.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Swimming in the rain

05.07.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s been hot in the UK! ๐Ÿฅต
Tag someone who fits a profile! ๐Ÿ‘‡
#heatwave #summer #pet #dragon #timandbash

03.07.2025 08:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An illustration in warm, red-orange tones, depicting a fantasy marketplace. In the foreground are three kobolds in a coat, standing on each other's shoulders. The bottom one has gotten distracted by mangos, while the middle one is angry and fussing at them. The top kobold is looking panicked towards a small goblin girl who has noticed them. The girl is holding a dragon plushie.

An illustration in warm, red-orange tones, depicting a fantasy marketplace. In the foreground are three kobolds in a coat, standing on each other's shoulders. The bottom one has gotten distracted by mangos, while the middle one is angry and fussing at them. The top kobold is looking panicked towards a small goblin girl who has noticed them. The girl is holding a dragon plushie.

I spent way too long on this, but I love how it came out. Would appreciate seeing it get some love. ๐Ÿฅน Three kobolds in a trench coat is my favorite D&D troupe. #kobolds #dndart #pathfinderart

25.06.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1571    ๐Ÿ” 569    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

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