Uneasy Writer

Come on, man. You could at least *try* to be authentic.

...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

for all you people lined up to complain about honest and simple bread wrapped around a free grilled weener i am going to need you to eat the little paper that the "i voted" sticker comes on and tell me how it tastes

zohran: good morning rama my wife
rama: hello mamdani

“Mother, I am being perfectly still on the blankets. It’s not *my* fault a certain *slug-a-bed* is underneath them.”

orange cat standing on top of my husband in bed

me: Adonis leave papa alone. he doesn't need to be up yet
Adonis:

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

sealing my servants inside my tomb if Mamdani wins

you can't tell me there's not some real Men In Black varmint alive under the latex here. even the name says someone's universal translator is still in beta. "mr. isaac man," uh huh. they're gutting nasa because they don't want us pointing our cool telescopes at outer space and seeing all their stuff

what if we had the hot dog for when you go vote instead of a sticker, like in australia

The Fly

It’s hilarious how they don’t get it. “Mamdani is backed by an army of so-called ‘Kamen Riders’ who are really giant insects with superpowers! Is this who we want running our town?” Everyone: “Yes!” New York Post/Cuomo campaign: *baffled rage*

"Supportive baddie wife" is such a funny oppo dump

Thank you to everyone who's donated & shared so far for your generosity. But Archita is at 70% to her goal & donations have slowed. Please help her get some security in this terrible time if you can.

Now you’re making me said at “what if—?

Me, walking through a very wet city centre on my way home: the streets are pretty like this. They kind of shi—
My brain: IN THE RAIN THE PAVEMENTS SHINE LIKE SIIIIIILVER
Me: I call them sidewalks, also we’re nowhere near the Clyde, so
My brain: ALL THE LIGHTS ARE MISTY IN THE RIIIVER

Raise for whichever graphic designer specifically found a picture of him making an incredibly annoying face

Listening to Knowledge Fight and it really drives home what a little bitch Nick Fuentes is that he has the conservative "experienced a big city and freaked out" origin story and it's specifically Boston

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man—Gonzillo!

Huge orange and white cat photoshopped looming behind a city like Godzilla. Text reads "Gonzillo."

I herd tale it is Gonzillo Day

Perhaps I didn’t emphasize “when the economy crashes” enough.

A gray cat is putting her paws through the space between a basket and its handle. What do you call that space, anyway? "Handle clearance"??

we don't yet know what will happen in tomorrow's elections. some will win. others will lose. but freya decided the hollow under a basket's handle is in fact a cat leg holder, and that makes her the real winner in my book

@SethGRosenberg 8h My experience voting in NYC: 1. No ID required 2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row 3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot 4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row @fresco_inferno in ny state multiple parties can endorse same candidate, which is why a candidate can appear twice. only one registered party that appears @SethGRosenberg A logical system would be you vote for a person + party, so all votes for Zohran #2 would go towards the 2nd party I asked, and of course, if you vote for Zohran #1 or Zohran #2, they're added together for the Democrats

these people are just pathologically stupid

Math is hard!

Trump is so dying for everyone in the world to fight us so he can say he’s “protecting” us. He’s sending lowlife thugs in the guise of officials to do the equivalent of picking fights in bars. One day one of them is going to piss off the wrong country’s rep and oh boy. (I’m Team Wrong Country btw.)

We’re making friends in high places!

I am not on bluesky to debate ideas with strangers. I'm on bluesky to share photos of my handsome but brainless cat and enjoy my friends' silly little posts.

anyway, kill the incel in your head who tells you the cost of admission to public spaces is owing anybody and everybody your time and labour on demand 💜

“The Oddest Couple”.

I want them to do it for real, I want them to learn what it’s like to have a septic tank because there’s no municipal water hookup in their bucolic rural paradise.