Nick Saturn

Okay, which fucking oligarch has decided to buy the US military as their personal fucking mercenary force?

Oh, great. Here comes the inevitable Gulf of Tonkin incident followed by a fucking war of mass distraction.

Will he get the Iron Cross with a citation personally signed by #Shitler?

This is a great example of an infinitely reusable headline for this fucking regime. Just replace Noem with X and ICE with Y & you can plug in any goddamn thing at all about those fucks.

Fucking lying, useless, miserable, Shitler-sucking sack of shit.

Blaming Democrats, Johnson won’t bring House back to pay air traffic controllers The speaker said easing the shutdown's financial pain for unpaid controllers would only "take the pressure off Chuck Schumer to get his job done."

Blaming Democrats, Johnson won’t bring House back to pay air traffic controllers.

That corrupt fat fuck is of course gonna pardon anyone who’s also corrupt.

He should pay a legal price, as in life in Federal prison, for the massive and increasing list of shit he’s pulled.

Grow some fucking balls and call for THAT, NYT.

The entire MAGAt population has a mental age of seven, and an educational level to match.

The entire MAGAt population has a mental age of seven, and an educational level to match.

66,000 fucking hillbillies that never listened to a single note from Bad Bunny. Who gives a paramecium shit what they want?

The fucking infinite greed & pettiness of this piece of shit is staggering.

Well, he said it, so we all know it’s a fucking lie.

Slava Ukraine!

Should be charged with felony vandalism to Federal property.

Thomas Pynchon is the David Lynch of writers, or vice versa. His novels are primarily literary Rorschach tests for the reader; infinite detours and bottomless details that make finding a plot intentionally difficult, to say the least.

Trump nominee says MLK Jr. holiday belongs in ‘hell’ and that he has ‘Nazi streak,’ according to texts — POLITICO Paul Ingrassia’s bid to lead a whistleblower agency is set for a Senate confirmation hearing Thursday.

Another day, another fucking Nazi being hired by this goddamn regime. This piece of shit is particularly vile.

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Yeah!!! It wasn’t anything horrible like when Obama wore a fucking tan suit, amirite???? 🙄🙄🙄😡😡😡

Last estimate I saw was 8.2 million turnout. Multiply that by at least 10 to get the number of Americans that are fucking done with that fat orange fascist fuck.

And it goddamn better well translate into equally massive voter turnout.

Wow. If this is the best comeback they got, the regime is really fuckin’ flailing. Gonna start seeing some Cabinet-level resignations pretty soon, I’d guess.

Crooked fucking pricks take care of each other. 😡

HELL no. In fact, pull all the NATO C-17s out of Papa AB and tell Orban that if he allows that bastard on the soil of Hungary that he’ll face a stiff economic boycott from all NATO nations.

The fact that this goddamn moronic, rabidly racist, virulently fascist former fucking football coach is a United States Senator is indictment of both the blind worship of fame and white male privilege.

This sorry son of a bitch isn’t even qualified to be a Walmart greeter.

This is an imminent likely fucking catastrophe.

Today’s episode of “Imagine If A Democratic Politician Did This Instead Of A Fucking MAGAt”.

The word ‘hypocrisy’ is just too goddamn weak for these people.

My donation to Mike Johnson’s Democratic challenger will be intentional as well. That son of a bitch needs to be living in a tent.

Spoiler: all these fascist fucks did is gloss up Nazi recruitment shit from the 1930s to appeal to the manosphere-brainwashed lowlifes. Plus offer a ridiculous shit-ton of money to sign on which they’ll immediately blow on a fucking new truck & meth.

They misspelled “Horst Wessel”. 🙄

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat — POLITICO Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

The aspiring leaders of the Shitler Youth sure are a bunch of fucking charmers. Skip this article if you have serious BP issues.

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Stick a flashlight up his ass and run the film through his ears. He’s a projector. They ALL are.

So it’s basically a horseshit bait & switch photo op? How shocking. Trump has NEVER done THAT before! 🥴

At least the hostages are out, anyhow. For now. Round 2 will be uglier unless Palestine achieves statehood.