Satyrday

Thank you for coming to my Teddy talk.

COLD HARD FACTS: 74% of political violence is perpetrated by far-right extremists. ONLY 4% is from left-wing extremism.

Does it seems a little odd that the party that violently attacked our capitol is suddenly outraged with political violence?

MAGA: "COVID vaccines killed millions!"

MAGA(also): "Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for the COVID vaccines!"

First?! Dude, I admire your optimism. I’ll happily be there in a few years, I’m not waiting in that line.

I love the new Cracker Barrel logo! 🧡
#EpsteinFiles

legit laughing my ass off

Every Republican that promised you the Epstein files is now actively hiding them.

To be clear, this now a massive cover up involving the President, the Attorney General, the FBI Director, and the GOP Congress.

Now that we're at war, maybe it was a bad idea to alienate all our allies?

And just like that, the ‘No New Wars’ people are all-in on a new war. Proving yet again that they really believe in nothing other than what one man tells them to believe today. Which could be different tomorrow. The very definition of a cult.

Trump is fighting his own. He handpicked Tulsi Gabbard as Director of National Intelligence, now he’s publicly rebuking her and the entire intel community.

Sen. Alex Padilla (D-CA)
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-NJ)
Mayor Ras Baraka (D-Newark)
Judge Hannah Dugan (WI)
Controller Brad Lander (D-NYC)

This is not normal. This is not okay. We cannot let them convince us that this is normal or okay.

Call me cautious, but I’m not optimistic about a war run by a reality TV show Commander-in-Chief and his TV talk show chatterbox Secretary of Defense.

BREAKING: 87 year old veteran was released from the D.C. jail after being arrested Friday on the Capitol steps while protesting the Trump parade.

Asked how it felt to be arrested at 87, he replied, 'I'm just beginning, my friend.'

Yes people

I would consider that an axiom

This is a United States Senator mocking the assassination of a Minnesota legislator and her husband. He pretends to be a good Mormon. He’s a sick fuck.

Congrats to EVERYONE!! 😎

It looks like the ‘3% threshold of peaceful protestors’ showed up for ‘No Kings Day’…👇

11+ MILLION in the streets of America is a danger to Trump, and he knows it.

Great. Job. To. The. Real. Patriots. 🇺🇸✨

"In unified solidarity and strength, today, the Idaho House and Senate Leadership unequivocally condemn the tragic and senseless execution of one Minnesota lawmaker, her husband while injuring another lawmaker and his wife. Together, we stand firm against all forms of violence, particularly acts that undermine our democratic process and those elected by their communities to represent them. Our thoughts and prayers are with the families, colleagues, and communities affected by this devastating loss. Public servants are elected to bring forward the ideas and interests of their district, to the Legislature, where our founding fathers intended a robust debate of these ideas. The legislative process is intended to be difficult, but it is intentional. It is through this very process that we collectively make the best decisions to serve the people of the great state of Idaho."

Statement from Idaho legislative leadership on Minnesota assassination: "Together, we stand firm against all forms of violence, particularly acts that undermine our democratic process and those elected by their communities to represent them." Full press release below, and in alt text.

It was really just a concept of a parade

“If we don’t believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don’t believe in it at all.” -Noam Chomsky

If Trump lets undocumented farm workers stay, it's not because he has compassion for the workers but because he fucked up and red state farmers are pissed. That moron seriously expected U.S. citizens to take those jobs? TACO Don strikes again.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Sound familiar?

#Superman

Oh, that’s OK, Elon! No harm done. Well, except for Donald sending ICE and the National Guard into Los Angeles to arrest and shoot citizens just to provide a distraction from you calling him a pedophile. Other than that, no big deal, you tiresome twit.

Double.

$134 million to send Marines (illegally) into LA.

$40-100 million for Trump's ego parade this weekend.

$300 million in the "Big Beautiful Bill" for Trump's golf outings.

I can identify about a half of a billion dollars in waste, right there, and I'm not even DOGE. Absolute asshats.

Let this sink in.

Even the Los Angeles Police Chief, Jim McDonnell, made it clear: the people protesting immigration raids were not the ones causing violence.

During a Sunday evening press conference, McDonnell condemned the violence as “disgusting”