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Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist. Unreliable Narrator. A bit scientist; somewhat engineer. 80s kid. Mostly Harmless. Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam. INTP. Ignostic. He/him/root@localhost🎩

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I appreciate your sentiment! 🎩

However,

The Internet really was started as a bit of a joke between Mathematical Purists and Engineering Delinquents.

10.03.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"best hope"

->

"only hope."

But: Yes. 🎩

10.03.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#DoomScrollDanceBreak

"I know,

Mama:

You did your Best

At Raisin' Me.

Now your Baby dun became a G.

When I'm out in Them Streets?

The only One that got Me is Me.

I keep my Hand upon my Heat.

'Cause:

You Know;

Mama?

You didn't raise no Bitch."

youtu.be/QSfiihR5fsY

#Outlawz

#RealTalk

10.03.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fathom - Wikipedia

I cannot Fathom why this person was elevated to this position.

They have never Lead.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fathom

10.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a little Bitch.

(And I mean "Bitch" in a respectful, gender-agnostic manner! 🎩)

Shielding his interior child

With stolen valor.

10.03.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🎯 🎯 🎯

10.03.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Gulf of [Go Get Fucked, Trump; You Absolute Dizzy Quisling.]"

But that's probably a typographic orthographic challenge.

10.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œShe’s down here … with Us!”

10.03.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't ever connect to the WiFi there !!!

10.03.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

("Pet Seminary" ...) :/

10.03.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness ...

Don't we ever ?!?!

It's been a whole ...

360Β°? ...

720Β°?

... 1080Β°?

;/ 🎩

10.03.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"red" people ...

10.03.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the best sandwich?

IMO it’s a BLT with honey mustard πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ πŸ₯“ ❀️

09.03.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 18

PS. Or a BÑnh Mì.

But that's a Vietnamese Reuben.

So that tracks.

10.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best sandwich is:

- Someone else is buying? Free Sandwich!

- You're Paying? A Reuben.

10.03.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(🎩!)

10.03.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lindsey is America's Mulligan.

10.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#DoomScrollDanceBreak

music.youtube.com/watch?v=LRVM...

#Ministry

#JesusBuiltMyHotrod

10.03.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey, Lindsey...they can't hear you.

10.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I love it how EVERY COMIC I SEE has his stupid red tie on the ground like the snake he is lol

Cannot get enough! 🀣

10.03.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed!

"Anguis in Herba."

🎩

10.03.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"How do you like your coffee?"

-

"Like my laundry:

French-Pressed."

10.03.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Small, flightless bird?!?!

... Kiss my Cloaca!!!"

10.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I needed this.. Hope you do too.

Four of my wildlife photos you have probably seen before.

Peace and love, folks. If at all that is possible.

06.01.2026 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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I heard the audio. He said it.
Lord. What have y'all done.

10.03.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11189    πŸ” 3582    πŸ’¬ 1150    πŸ“Œ 493

If a plane crashes right on the border, total 50:50, between the USA and Canada,

Where should the survivors be buried?

10.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
We’ve seen this play out before
YouTube video by Almost Awake Adam We’ve seen this play out before

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youtube.com/shorts/fjdui...

10.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Coffee time with this $2.3 billion dollar machine.

09.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

PS. (What's with the "Flood Warning"?

Is that the machine expressing an error condition?)

10.03.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0