"Farm 451."
... That would not be the title of a happy book :/
01.03.2026 21:52 —
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SpongeBob will be there to mop up the mess.
01.03.2026 19:25 —
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No kidding.
This is worse than Wimbledon on methamphetamines.
01.03.2026 19:22 —
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If I were Ted,
I'd always look uncomfortable.
01.03.2026 19:21 —
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01.03.2026 19:04 —
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The Trump:
Two pieces of bread.
Nothing in-between.
01.03.2026 18:50 —
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Depends.
Are you willing to pay money to a ...
... hmmm ...
"Consultant" / "Consultrix" ?
01.03.2026 18:48 —
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@sassy0210.bsky.social
01.03.2026 18:35 —
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Burger King.
The Earl of Sandwich.
The Count of Monte Cristo.
By extrapolation,
A triple decker sandwich should be called a "von Richthofen."
01.03.2026 18:34 —
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Trump knows how to mis-guide patriots.
01.03.2026 18:06 —
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On that day,
Don't overdo the balloons!
It will be tempting, I know.
01.03.2026 17:55 —
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Did Ford ever make a Convertible version of the Pinto?
01.03.2026 17:53 —
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"What kind of sandwich would you like?"
NT: "Ham & Cheese!"
ND: "How do you personally define 'sandwich'?"
01.03.2026 17:48 —
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"Could you please Rephrase
Your Leading Question
In the form of a Real Question?"
01.03.2026 03:51 —
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"So, ... You fell on the bowling pin?"
"Yes, Doctor."
"I see. Quite an unlucky strike. Don't worry, we'll split it from you soon."
"Spare me the details, Doc."
01.03.2026 00:16 —
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Feed fish man no lifetime hunger.
28.02.2026 17:34 —
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George Orwell v. H.G. Wells:
"The War of the Farms."
I'm not sure yet how it'll play out.
But a lot of people won't be happy.
28.02.2026 06:09 —
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YouTube video by Monte Mader
This message is for @cityofgreenbay and @discovergreenbay.
🚨🚨🚨 #greenbay #wi 🚨🚨🚨
Thank you @montemader.bsky.social.
Everyone needs to share this!
Shame on Green Bay, Wisconsin
youtube.com/shorts/4Wn8_...
07.02.2026 17:24 —
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Or!
A great BBQ recipe!
(And that would be "BBQ" and not "Grill.")
28.02.2026 03:10 —
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Brave New Fahrenheit Farm 1984 🎩
28.02.2026 03:06 —
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I finished #1984 today. Some things I didn't remember. On to Animal Farm
28.02.2026 03:00 —
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Please extend my regards to Boxer. 🎩
28.02.2026 03:02 —
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Roger is my cousin.
One of the finest humans I know & One of the last true Highwaymen💯
#RAW
28.02.2026 02:11 —
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How about Foie Gras?
Is that acceptable?
28.02.2026 01:12 —
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Best to have some dizzy couches at hand.
And the smelling salts.
28.02.2026 00:33 —
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FunFact™
It takes 10,000 - 170,000 years for a photon to finally escape from the Sun's core.
(And then a mere 8 minutes to reach Earth.)
28.02.2026 00:31 —
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Absolutely!
28.02.2026 00:28 —
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I've decided to write more Victorian-era Erotica.
Today, I quilled page 302, and ...
... well, I don't want to ruin it, but ...
... there was a fleeting glimpse of a bare ankle.
28.02.2026 00:20 —
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Twigs!
I have them.
27.02.2026 23:38 —
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PS. ... Ooohhh ... !
"Log" !
Gotcha ;)
(Tom ;) 🎩)
27.02.2026 23:29 —
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