What's the difference between philosophy and stand-up comedy?
06.03.2026 01:40 —
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Exactly!
Bruises heal.
Windows don't!
06.03.2026 01:27 —
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YouTube video by C+C Music Factory - Topic
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm....
#DoomScrollDanceBreak
#SongOfTheDay
"Things that make you go:
'Hmmm ...'"
music.youtube.com/watch?v=MoZ3...
#CCMusicFactory
#ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmm
06.03.2026 00:36 —
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See, that's the thing.
You don't want a dumb dog.
But ... You don't want a super clever one either.
06.03.2026 00:01 —
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How's your alternator?
05.03.2026 23:41 —
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Absolutely.
You just know it's gonna be all well-ribbed silicone cross-dildos,
Richard Nixon masks,
And waxed Weasels.
05.03.2026 22:59 —
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And Senator Graham.
05.03.2026 22:52 —
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"Don't forget to shut the door behind you!"
But it's a revolving door.
So that wouldn't apply.
05.03.2026 22:51 —
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#GRICO:
"Government Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations."
05.03.2026 22:49 —
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There are 2 types of parents:
"Be careful! You'll ..."
1. - "hurt your head!"
2. - "damage the paint!"
05.03.2026 22:09 —
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I don't think she can.
She recently lost it.
05.03.2026 21:44 —
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A social media post claims Senator Markwayne Mullin is the only Senator without a bachelors degree, mocks his intelligence, and shows a tweet labeling Kristi Noem as a former DHS Secretary and “Unlicensed Dog Euthanizer.”.
05.03.2026 21:33 —
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Kristi Noem riding off into the sunset.
Kristi Noem riding off into the sunset.
05.03.2026 21:40 —
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When a Virus spreads, it is Virulent.
When a Meme spreads,
It is "Memulent."
#Memulent
05.03.2026 20:37 —
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"He that is without [browser history] among You,
Let him first cast a Stone at Her."
-- John 8:7
05.03.2026 20:30 —
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"Pantalululoons."
05.03.2026 20:27 —
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A photo of a Mayo-Sapien misogynist KKKristian right ass hat. A tweet by Dale Partridge reads: Ladies, leggings are not pants. They are underwear. Read your Bible, turn to Christ, be modest and virtuous.
Go to war, Dale.
05.03.2026 17:28 —
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⚠️ Just In: Kristi Noem is 💀
05.03.2026 19:11 —
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Fig Leaves for Everyone !!!
(Do NOT confuse them with Poison Ivy!)
05.03.2026 20:21 —
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I, too, prefer to be on drugs when waging war.
05.03.2026 20:10 —
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I'm very much looking forward to that.
05.03.2026 16:15 —
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Yeah :(
The lizard-brained have somehow gained control.
C'mon people!
This is why God gave you a prefrontal cortex!
05.03.2026 16:13 —
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They used to have a drive-in.
05.03.2026 15:41 —
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3-5-26
Today is #NationalCheeseDoodleDay
I hope you have a great day 😎💙✌️
05.03.2026 12:04 —
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I accidentally went to a Drunkin' Donuts this morning.
05.03.2026 15:22 —
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"The Larval stage of the Trump family lifecycle."
05.03.2026 15:17 —
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He was in a horrible fire in the 70s.
They replaced 85% of his skin with Bison Jerky.
05.03.2026 15:07 —
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It will be a night of long knives.
05.03.2026 01:49 —
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Good for you!
Those fuckers can even detect the relative polarization of light!
You're lucky you got away!
05.03.2026 00:52 —
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