Ava Rossi

Why won't today end?

i hope the five new bananas didn't see me throwing out the four old bananas

Ass was danced off. Had fun on a girl's night WITHOUT DRINKING! After the show (The Aces,.fucking slayed, by the way) we ate at White Castle because thats what you do after rock shows, right? Now I'm back home, showered, and snuggled up in bed. What an incredible night! I really needed it

Boooooo. You're coming the next time!

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US

LMAO bro, I've seen you do 4 shows in 3 days before. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS

Pusssyyyyyy ROFLMAO

The Aces! I don't know the opener tho. Its at Thalia, you want to come up? I'm with Tara and Nadia and her bf (who I don't know but seems nice lol)

Going to a show tonight and I can't wait to dance my ass off! I know I know, it's only Wednesday and I still have to work in the morning. But at least I don't drink anymore lol

Both of these songs fucking slap so I'll allow it

pizza joint's soda fountain is down—their distributor accidentally delivered nitrogen instead of co2.

but like… i'd try a nitro dr pepper. that could be good. let me in.

I have a kickboxing class tonight! I hope I don't get kicked. Or boxed. Why did I sign up for this again?

I don't have to come into work until 11 today so I have time to go to the gym beforehand!

*Skips working out and just sits in sauna for an hour*

oh my bad bro i had u muted

I set my clock back two hours last year, so I'm all set

"No"vember??? well maybe youd be happier if you tried a little helarder to have a positive attitudez sweatie #Yesvember

I like how my boss acts like coming in on Saturday is like this quick project that can't wait til Monday. "Oh it will be real quick, you guys won't be here but a couple of hours. I'll buy pizza". Wtf dude I can have pizza at home after I slept in

Some days I try too hard. Some days I don’t try hard enough. Either way, I’d rather still be in bed.

Best part of BlueSky is not getting an unsolicited dick pic of an old guy with his tongue sticking out in my dms because I liked one of his tweets

If any of my followers have crushes on me, just know that I'm only tolerable for about 10 minutes. Can't say I didn't warn you

you gotta be sluttier with the reskeets when it’s slow around here. that’s your way of paying it forward

I can't sleep because it's too stuffy in my room. When I eventually fall asleep, I wake up because I'm freezing to death. What the fuck, body. Make up your mind!

I don't remember a single time when anyone joked about Jennifer Lawrence. All I remember is every MF fawning over everything she said and did like she was the hottest woman alive.

That's gorgeous!

You know how the music fades to silence at the end of some songs? I wish I could end boring conversations that same way.

I want to eat an entire pizza

I bought candy for the trick or treaters but I can't promise it will last until Friday. Maybe that's why some houses used to give out the nasty candy, because they ate all the good stuff already

Its def chili weather in Chicago today

This year, instead of dressing as a sexy cat, consider dressing as a grumpy cat and shitting on your neighbour's garden and shouting all night

I'm gonna watch an entire horror franchise leading up to Oct 31. Which one should I watch?

Friday The 13th
Nightmare On Elm St
Halloween
Child's Play
Scream
Final Destination

HELP ME CHOOSE!