😳 urrgh hope you’re on the mend soon
05.03.2026 06:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😳 urrgh hope you’re on the mend soon
05.03.2026 06:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0walked past here at lunchtime it was about the same
05.03.2026 06:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
heavy traffic on Flinders St
Flinders St eastbound reopened after several years of metro tunnel works
wonder which way these cars used to go and wondering if they’re thinking ‘Wow this so much better now 👍’ 😬
the 15yo who’s abit unwell just sat next to me and dropped a rank fart …🤢
err sorry I’ve had a lot of dairy today, a choc bigm, 3 bowls of serial and cheese 🙄
RIP Kyle and Jackie O, 2000-2026
03.03.2026 09:01 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1if only this was the last we see of Gia, if only … 😭😭😭 #mafs #mafsau
02.03.2026 10:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tyson: how’s that coffee? Do you feel submissive yet? #mafs #mafsau
02.03.2026 08:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0actually it’s all dropped in the last hour .. Hope they’re ok ☹️
27.02.2026 08:59 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
BoM observation page
BoM website saying there’s been 85mm of rain in Horsham today 😳
27.02.2026 08:56 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 030s … old man … 😭😭😭😂
26.02.2026 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0just left Ringwood after a long wait … 🤞
24.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0rains coming in sideways at Blackburn station #MelbourneWeather
24.02.2026 03:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0two fruitcakes yep sure line ‘em up #mafs #mafsau
23.02.2026 08:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Note to self never do click and collect on a Sunday early evening
22.02.2026 06:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
asked at the fish’n’chip shop if the chicken salt was vegetarian?
ans: nah its just chemicals 👍
Pauline Hanson
something in the water up there 😳
20.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Andrew in car. Photo credit: Phil Noble, working for Reuters
British bobsledder having second thoughts
19.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 294 🔁 34 💬 7 📌 4
I spent $500 on a limo and just found out the fee doesn't include a driver.
I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
I will see myself out thanks
rewatching Stargate SG1 S01E01 didn’t realise there was full frontal nudity 😳
19.02.2026 09:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0hehe once ordered lardons in a French speaking country thinking they meant vegetables 👉👈
18.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BIC pens
the best part of #mafs #mafsau is the BIC 4 color pen ad during the break … the show itself 🙄🗑️
18.02.2026 09:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A guy at work was telling us all a story about his hot water heater. I chimed in that it’s actually called a water heater and that hot water wouldn’t need to be heated. No one ever sits with me at lunch.
02.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 251 🔁 60 💬 9 📌 1
Throwback Thursday!
This April 1988 Weston Langford pic shows N469 hauling an ex-Bendigo passenger service at Sunbury.
In 1988 Sunbury was a quiet country township with simple-minded folk. Today, it's a booming suburb with simple-minded folk.
#MetroTrains #ThrowbackThursday
Police cars and officers lining up in Flinders St
#MelbourneProtest about to get going for those that imbibe 😑
12.02.2026 05:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Melbourne UFTG Station at dawn
Red sky at morning vibes 🌧️🤞
10.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0its back to normal now 🤷
08.02.2026 09:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
hey is the Melbourne BoM rain radar out by 2.5hrs? Currently raining in UFTG but radar say different? It’s 8.05pm but radar says 6.19 UTC but current UTC is 9.04? Hmm
08.02.2026 09:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
the 15yo coming back in the tennis match
you know I’ve never lost a tigh breaker Dad
famous last words son …
ah miss taking the kids to their swimming lessons on Saturday mornings …
06.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0