Suburbiageddon

pulled this one outta my arse 😳

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had 8 uninterrupted hours of sleep last night … come get me 🤺

Melbourne - Box Hill tornado? Nah think its just rain 🫤

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Munties

pew pew friggin pew 😗

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Melbourne sunset - big red ball tonight

5:18 to Belgrave arrived at 5:19 … the most on-time it’s been ever 🙄 almost missed it #MetroTrains

BoM website tragics … it still lives …
#Melbourne #MelbourneWeather

reg.bom.gov.au/products/IDR...

local FB group has a weather guy who works for the BoM and he still has access to the old radar images 😭😭 #Melbourne #MelbourneWeather

Australian prime minister Anthony Albanese getting off a plane while wearing slim black pants, black boots, and a black Joy Division t-shirt.

how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people

is the other Jacob the local Vicar? 🫤

a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman .

me trying to use the BoM website trying to see where the rain is

gay wang

well I dunno 🤷‍♂️

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@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @suburbiageddon.bsky.social @brontelee.bsky.social @danielbowen.au not the day to do a site upgrade BOM go to reg.bom.gov.au for the old one

a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose with a paper bag while sitting in front of a lamp . ALT: a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose with a paper bag while sitting in front of a lamp .

Have the BoM changed the rain radar website on my phone 😱

AWS outage spared me a 3:30am oncall phone call last … the jira software which has my contact details was kaputt 👌 no one overseas knew how to contact me 🤣

can’t pick up the eldest from school today (he has a busy sports afternoon) and he has to walk home

the eldest: can you order me an uber 🤷‍♂️

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Ghislaine Maxwell will be pardoned 30 minutes after the US invades Venezuela (probably as soon as next Friday 😬)

youngest wearing a bike helmet

school car boot sale today … guess what the youngest scored (it was free apparently) 🙄

Barnaby Joyce lies drunk on the pavement in Canberra, his last brain cells dying in front of us.

Ah, the classic 'advanced talks with One Nation' pose.

skeleton in my chair

Halloween’s around the corner and Ive lost my favourite quiet chair 🙄

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's this

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's Subaru Brumby 😘

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's that loader over there.

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teenagers trying new takeaways

“So, can I have chips with my HSP?”

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describe your bluesky account in a single image

same every US weekend 🤷‍♂️

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