Kyle

2027 about to be my favorite year I already know

This is an acceptable compromise

And I just placed my order so chop chop

No I have no idea how I did that and if I did I would be far too powerful

would you like some #hansry angst on this fine afternoon

ms paint dung based on these two recent pieces

Hans having Henry against the wall? 🫢🫣😍

While I have y'all here ..
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Oooo... You want Henry to get fucked
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Oooo and you want it to be Hans Capon topping him ooooo
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When I say Pizzle you will imagine Henry drooling face down into the mattress
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Also while I'm at it you will get me a diet coke in friendship
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Pizzle

WITH HIS SWORD????? Ten bucks days Henry spends the next day trying to get Hans to sniff it without saying why.

Clawing st the walls because WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHILE HES IN A MEETING????

inimitably yours —

— in every life

An illustration of Henry and Hans from Kingdom come deliverance. Henry is sitting on Hans' lap and cradling his face, with Hans' arms looped around his waist. They are bumping noses and smiling.

hansry commission for softcalico on tumblr!

just so you know this was my 13th reason so expect a cassette tape soon

I've decided Merry Elishka and Hans must now bond over topping Henry

Henry's big ol bubble butt is killing me I love to see it represented

An intentionally poorly drawn image of Hans Capon and Henry from the game Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. They are making out sloppy style based off a popular meme image, Hans is wearing his typical red hood and golden pourpoint while Henry has a black and gold hood and plate mail

cringe
(I realized I didn’t post my pfp)

For You

youtu.be/NwRf2bW0jnk?...

#kcd #hansry

lil sketchdump… hansry on the brain 😔❤️
#kcd

I love her,,,,,

You're right and you should say it

Maam that's why Henry douched they out Bartosch in the game so he'd have experience

Person sees an oncoming truck and time to themselves “I could just…” but snaps out of it as the truck speeds past them

Intrusive thoughts 😳

I'm here for the quality content of you topping all of your favs I would never ask for anything else

I don’t tend to draw in pencil much anymore bc I can’t stand the way it always smudges in my sketchbooks but damn. it’s still pretty fun

#KCD2 #Hansry
WHERE ARE THEY?!

New page 🔥

A young sits within a dark cave, lit only by a single candle to his left. His knees are pulled up to his chest, arms crossed above them as he curls within himself. His eyes are bloodshot, with a single tear falling down his cheek as he glares forward into the darkness. There is a bleeding wound cut across his right eyebrow. A faint, thin halo glows behind his head.

Day 3 of Monastery Week - Punishment 🕯️
Gentle Lucas, endurer of worldly torment and divine rage.
#kcdmonasteryweek2026 #kcd #kingdomcomedeliverance #kcdlucas

The war still goes on, in fact it has been going on since 2014 not 2022. russians still kill, rape, torture Ukrainian people, destroy our cities and do everything in their power to erase our nation from this world.

A devastated woman stands centre frame with a bloodied right hand lifted over her eyes to shield herself from the viewer. Her left hand, also bloody, clutches her white apron, staining it. She sits within an ornate medieval frame with floral accents. Beyond the frame surrounding the whole image is a lush field of colourful flowers and plants. Hidden within the flowers to the right is a skeleton with its palms cradling its chest where the heart would’ve been.

Day 2 of KCD Monastery Week - Duty 🥀
I will love you forever, Johanka
#kcdmonasteryweek2026 #kcdjohanka #kcd

#hansry

fuck youuuuuuuu 1419 get outta my house they're gonna live forever