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Psst... Hey. You. Yea, you.
You look like you could use a hit.
I think I have something you'd like...

#deer 🦌

My anatomy shifts to whatever’s funniest in the moment… I’m normally far more anthropomorphic…

*awkwardly taps at weird somehow articulating feathers*

Uhh… high four! If you include the dew claws

Yet another great take. Cuz Same! And even if it doesn’t fit I’ll find a way. Got that pelican in me

The only good take I’ve seen yet

Oh! My first door-to-door proselytizer in a hot second! They sounded very anti-war! Super cool! But their uhh… pamphlets left a lot to be desired :/

Your will is appreciated! They keep it in gas stations here but the gas station upcharge is quite hurtful to me emotionally smh. Peach is a banger though! Goes incredibly hard. It’s like an extra buck fifty to their usual 3 bucks but ehh, still more than what I feel is right for that level of treat

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They really are

Unfortunately my favorite is green and I never can find it so I rarely get one :[

Incredibly based monster choice. Rehab easily number one! Lovely duck also

Think people barking definitely counts as one of the love languages… sort’ve… kinda

Very sorry to hear. Hoping it ended up lessening as time went on

A kelpie painting

#art #kelpie #mythical

stick snake person holding a spear

saw this design for a stick snake person in the water droplets on my shower's glass door XD

They just like me fr!!!!

Cheap/free and nice third spaces… please…. I wanna take my moped three minutes drive to a nice air conditioned spot to sit and chill or do a small activity and enjoy my time

Whatcha got up in your horned head, friend?

I’ll take it both ways. Deer is good in every way

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

EXPLOSION STICK!!!

Funky lookin pollinator

They uhh… look Not Great™ to be honest

— in my own lil utopia in my brain, I feel that many place folks live are larger than just cyberpunk box, but it’s still relatively small. With plentiful external places to hang out in. Third places, as I’m obligated to say. That’s where I’d like to be :]

I crave density. Like population density! I fuckin love it. I think its peak human creation. A well functioning dense living system. It’s reflected in the stories I make! In cyberpunk media it’s always “your shitty box of an apartment” but that’s only bad in contrast with the space/wealth disparity—

It’s a genuine crime that where I live it’s so hard to keep a moped

TIRED & WIRED! designs made for @trianglemanor.bsky.social ✨

Giving you an honorary cervid sticker

Woooo!!!

flipnote doodle

Pretty drawings get the funny 💚 button! Especially since they’re from a fellow funky deer thing!