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🐍 21 they/them poly snake deer thing 🐊 World builder, character creator, photography, arts n shit πŸ‰ Pfp by @nosaintsdawn Banner photo by me 🦌 a lil nsfw, so y’know the deal πŸ”ž

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A wheelbourrow if you will

06.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Realizing this might set off the bots. If you’re a bot (or a human equivalent.) please do not the deer 🚫🦌

06.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need an emote that’s just my hooves

06.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Their utter failure in communication will never cease to amaze me. I run a more politically moving social media and a second ago I was talking about deer cum. Luckily some are waking up to it and there are those actually trying to have a modern media presence

06.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bean n chicken puck. I’m saying this here to remind me to make something later. I’ll explain if anyone wants to know but for now my brain is half asleep thinkin bout bean n chicken puck

06.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t even know the limits of how silly I can get.

06.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heh. I hope that’s fake

06.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Qwk… heheh… I like the way it water…

06.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chmckn…

06.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man

06.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NO! WHY?! Why must you rip me from my ignorance! Why must you remind me of the lizard milk ripped from my hooooves…. Sobbing

06.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I will never go without a few weeks at a time thinking about Sobe water.

06.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
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Secretary Stereotypes

Every. Single. Time. I post a picture of her.

29.01.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1511    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 2
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I wonder what it would look like :)

06.02.2026 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Not saying I’m good at that one either lmao. But better than keyboard n mouse… at least I’ve got a thing called a mouse in my hand. That’s comforting to know

06.02.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooookay! Tried computer fps. How the fuck people do this?? It’s so awkward and unintuitive for my hands to move this way. Learning curve I guess. Or maybe I’ll just get one of those mice with all the extra quick buttons.

06.02.2026 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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CW: public nudity, chastity

Lil comic thing I made!

28.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Smh… a tragic and frightening ingredient

06.02.2026 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Would you wear a long tail like this? 🀯
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#supermotiontail #dragoncosplay #fursuittail #fursuitcommission #tkwaggertail

04.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1947    πŸ” 571    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 28

Eating strawbs

06.02.2026 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How else do you think Mountain Doe is made? Comes straight from the green does of the mountain what feed off its dews

06.02.2026 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was about Mountain Doe… no like… horny posting. I was just really thirsty and had just drank all the cold water. Not to say that the other deer juice isn’t great, but for me, I’m far more partial to drinking Mountain Doe

06.02.2026 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Silly deer, unaware of the future: this overwatch stuff feels ruff still and the community has been pissed off so hard that pretty much all who remain aren’t the kinds of people I wanna play with!

The very next day: HI! Its me! John Watchover! Im here to announce that we’re unshitting overwatch!!

06.02.2026 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wha…? What’s divisive about gochujang or fish sauce? What is there to discourse about?

06.02.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: *King of Tomboytopia*

*looking across a narrow channel toward a neighboring kingdom*

"We can't trust the Inflation Fetish Nation."

I say to my advisor

"They have...expansionist tendencies."

06.02.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 873    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm deer juice

06.02.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Another quick design, pretty deer boyy..

Asking $45 for him, just DM to claim!

06.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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