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Chrissy Mabes

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Mom to 2 perfect zesty babes, exmo, vaguely witch adjacent. Hella neurodivergent. Just trying to make it through the day.

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I… did not know this was specifically a crime. I mean it’s not that I thought it WOULDN’T be a crime. It’s just that I’ve… never once thought about it because what the fuck

20.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days

everyone who listens to the podcast knows how delighted I am by the olympics condom count stories, so just know I am delighted by this shocking turn of events!

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

14.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 61    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

This one is so good!

04.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Chronic illness is a bitch 🤷‍♀️

27.01.2026 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.

If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.

26.01.2026 19:33 — 👍 22740    🔁 6014    💬 1008    📌 233

Listen it may not do anything (or maybe it will?) but it was hella cathartic to leave voicemails for my gop senators and using the words “defund ice because of the murders” and “the fact that i can still be disappointed in Mike Lee is shocking, but i was disappointed in his social media this week”.

26.01.2026 19:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Grateful for these lists in These Times ❤️

26.01.2026 19:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Our friends in the twin cities probably didn't expect to wake up to an empty wish list, but they have added some more requests now!

You know what would really piss off the weirdos? pop-up leftist supply depot fuzzy socks. 💓

26.01.2026 16:03 — 👍 85    🔁 33    💬 6    📌 2

Also, I have meltdowns sometimes for no reason. Having a meltdown in exchange for saving someone’s life? Not even a question, it’s worth it.

26.01.2026 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YES I SAW IT IN TIME! I’m on a budget so I didn’t have a lot but I’m so grateful to be able to help!

26.01.2026 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep!! Fire alarms are also overwhelming and unpleasant. But guess what? They save lives, so it’s worth the overwhelm.
Signed, your (sometimes) friendly neighborhood autistic

26.01.2026 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have never related to something more 🙃

26.01.2026 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is what’s giving me hope this morning. Crowdfunding, mutual aid, and giggling at “be the shadowy cabal you want to see”

Also the reply to another post that said “tonight, we are all George Soros” 😂

26.01.2026 15:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn I didn’t see this until this morning! I’ll keep an eye out for the next pop-up leftist supply depot.

26.01.2026 15:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.

25.01.2026 02:32 — 👍 10222    🔁 2834    💬 26    📌 82

In 2011 I went on a date with a guy who was excited to vote for Donald Trump for President (I don’t know if he had actually been in the primary or if he was just thinking about running and I don’t want to look it up) and I laughed and said “he’s a joke candidate”. I hate which one of us was right.

24.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OH NO is 2026 the year i get into book binding

19.01.2026 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lots of Mormons are easy marks for the GOP because they’re indoctrinated from birth with unquestioning loyalty to authority. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

17.01.2026 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m a brutal reviewer when it comes to goodreads star ratings, and I feel kinda bad about it because so much of how I experience a book is dependent on my mood? Like, it isn’t the author’s fault I had a terrible week?

Alas I know no other way

17.01.2026 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s not as cheap as preparing from scratch because it’s a lot of convenience foods, but it’s way cheaper than doordashing all the time (which is my struggle)

12.01.2026 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really like the Intuitive Dietician’s approach to this! I have the kind of adhd where it’s hard for me to eat, and I often forget to eat until all I can stomach the idea of is DoorDash—her whole thing is like easy, no prep ways to eat balanced meals

12.01.2026 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone Stephen Miller’s ICE has murdered or caused the death of, would be alive today if Kamala Harris were president.

Elections matter. Elections will matter in 2026 and in 2028. You should always vote for the person who will do the least harm. For obvious reasons. It’s a binary decision.

11.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 209    🔁 51    💬 6    📌 3

Oof this is gonna be such a good episode

11.01.2026 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Isn’t Kristi Noem the one that shot her own dog

09.01.2026 15:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be clear this is not a criticism of you or your lists, which I love!

09.01.2026 06:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I will make an exception for a small town sheriff in an ongoing series 😂 I will allow that to be fantasy, like Brooklyn 99

Hard no on the federal agents this week tho 🙃

09.01.2026 06:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This makes sense! Thank you so much!

For the record I think these crows probably ALSO hate ICE, I was just wondering how they were coordinating with protestors 😂

09.01.2026 05:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m conflicted because I feel like I would love this but I just cannot bring myself to read a cop romance rn 😅

09.01.2026 04:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay but omg why were the crows there. Like what’s the science reason they’re just… there

09.01.2026 04:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Renee Good was brave as hell. The people recording were brave as hell. The people that attended her vigil with ICE still on their streets were brave as hell.

I can only hope I would be half as brave if it were my neighbors in danger.

#abolishice #IMPEACH

08.01.2026 14:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0