I tried carbon dating before. After a month, their personality got coal.
04.03.2026 13:20 — 👍 31 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0I tried carbon dating before. After a month, their personality got coal.
04.03.2026 13:20 — 👍 31 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0Last time i was raptured they were all like no way, bro
06.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Y’all mind if a white boy does a little unreliable narrating
05.03.2026 03:29 — 👍 107 🔁 29 💬 5 📌 0they already updated Markwayne’s Wikipedia page
05.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0who gets custody of the sex plane
05.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 53 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 1so is he going to take her out back and shoot her?
05.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WE WILL BE WELCOMED AS LIBERATORS, I yell, as I walk into the dive bar I was banned from
03.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 159 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 0do Florida Barbie next
05.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Republicans Senators don’t have to worry about AI making their jobs irrelevant because they are just doing that themselves.
05.03.2026 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just know my soulmate out there also never leaving their house.
27.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 142 🔁 51 💬 0 📌 2i saw you replied to my post but also saw you failed to like it, so i guess that’s another sleepless night for me
03.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0I’m at the age where my patience has turned into tolerance, and that tolerance is running thin.
03.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 20 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0hope i never get regime changed
02.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 66 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 1i don’t want to click a link and i don’t want to subscribe to anything what i want is to fight god under the blood moon
03.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 140 🔁 40 💬 3 📌 0Scary if true: walking pneumonia
02.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 50 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 0isn’t that rfk jr but walking everything
03.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0trying to influence the midterms with his one big beautiful war
02.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0people with bone spurs shouldn’t be allowed to start wars
02.03.2026 20:01 — 👍 32 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0If you watch "Memento" backward, it's a movie
01.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 287 🔁 12 💬 29 📌 1The 1970s cleared out. 😭
02.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I knew someone who actually died on a hill. I refused to attend the funeral because I don’t reward clichés.
28.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 165 🔁 45 💬 6 📌 0Online gambling oh you mean ordering from eBay.
01.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 65 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 1Horrifying if literal: a coat of arms
01.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 197 🔁 65 💬 8 📌 7I don't mind getting the silent treatment as long as it's constructive
28.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 75 🔁 29 💬 3 📌 1they renamed it the Department of War so it would be that much easier to just add “Crimes” at the end of it
28.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 367 🔁 85 💬 3 📌 0Sorry I missed your text, I deleted it before reading
28.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Sorry I wrote YOLO! on your death certificate.
28.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 223 🔁 81 💬 7 📌 1I don’t trust people who don’t like pie.
28.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 79 🔁 22 💬 12 📌 2sorry i missed your text, are you still bombing iran from the blanket fort
28.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 135 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 0