Ashe 🫀🍊🪿🩷🧶

makes sense tbh

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that would be so cute you should buy yourself the yarn as a present once you use an equal amount of yarn you already own 👀👀

u and the jumper are adorable 🩷

my new dress is giving lesbian trad wife and i am here for it

is he your favourite Pokémon? or just the first you thought of

yeah i know i should have appealed but honestly the letter they wrote to me was fucking disgusting and i couldn't even bear to think about it. FIGHT THE SYSTEM GIRL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I tried this a few years ago and the process made me even worse to the point I just gave up 🙃 which is frustrating because that's exactly what they want

need fishnets rn 🖤
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thanks babes

sorry can't come over too busy trying to get validation on the internet

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

doing today's minute cryptic without any hints has made me feel untouchable

spot the difference level: impossible
(they're both me)

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strawberry!!! it's so cute I love it 🍓

its so sad when a company is desperate for sales what do you mean 'black friday sale extended' babe its december

there's cinnabon in the uk?????

upon further inspection, it's clear the bottom banner of the journey in the advert is from a different train, as the timings are off by one minute. my next mission is to find the train belonging to Platform 5 and lasting 1 hour 36 minutes.

i can't find a clear picture online but the banner of the advert states the journey is 1 hour and 36 minutes, which is not true for the timings given.

i have to start work now so i can't look at old train times to confirm the platform, but looks like we have a winner

then i channelled the person making the advert, and figured the easiest place to input would be the main train station in london - st. pancras

by my own experience, i knew the nottingham trains go to crewe, and that takes roughly 1 hour 40. but the timings don't match up with any stops on that route

looking up the main depots shows it's most likely one of these two, and they both have over 5 platforms. now we have to work out where is roughly 1.5 hours away by train

first task was working out the origin station - due to it being an emr train it is most likely in the east midlands, and needs to have at least 5 platforms. that wipes out most of the smaller ones, and leaves mainly capital cities

saw this advert on the train today and was just the right level of bored to work out which train journey it was advertising

i hate property valuations wdym this house sold for £15,000 only 20 years ago 😭😭

oh :(

WOOOOOO