Jonty Wareing

Fine! I'll offer fewer money for your pots.

Less than I'd like (both money, and pots)

Wait how much are the pots

I will buy one pot

They're good pots Tom

Wait sorry 5,732,834,452

Wait sorry 5,732,834,451

I'm ok with being 5,732,834,450

A friend of mine at Github just escalated it internally and got their account nuked from orbit. I've raised a fraud complaint with Stripe too.

Do not come at me on a Sunday morning.

VeritasAdmin opened 13 hours ago VERITAS Ω — Security Disclosure The VERITAS 8-gate scanning engine audited Jonty/uk-notam-archive and identified 2 exposure vectors that your current static analysis tooling failed to detect. Severity breakdown: 2 HIGH Findings (Partial Trace — Exploit Architecture Redacted) # File Line Severity Classification 1 download_briefing_sheets.py L27 HIGH Input Validation Deficiency 2 download_briefing_sheets.py L42 HIGH Input Validation Deficiency Execution traces and remediation logic have been redacted to prevent exploitation. This is standard responsible disclosure protocol. What's Redacted Exact exploit architecture for each finding Attack sequence and proof-of-concept Remediation logic with fix priority Cross-reference analysis between findings Proof of Scan Scan Hash: 7a75dd3d9e377a46... Engine: VERITAS Omega v1.0 (deterministic static analysis) Findings: 2 total across 1 severity levels Unlock Full Audit Report → Full evidence package: line-by-line annotations, remediation steps, PDF report, SHA-256 proof seal — $299 one-time. — RJ, AEGIS Audits

Today a bunch of my open-source projects got slammed by incorrect AI-written vulnerability reports demanding $299 for disclosure

In all honesty I think his selfless kindness slightly changed my life

Conversely we once had a guy comment that our new (much larger) place needed more furniture. My partner mentioned she could do with a filing cabinet for all her paperwork.

Came back after dinner that night to find two filing cabinets on the doorstep and a note saying "good luck in your new house".

Had a pair who barely even mentioned the enormously heavy supercomputer I'd been storing in the hallway but thought getting a slightly awkwardly sized desk out of the house was an unreasonable request

Can it built a working disco torment nexus? No bet.

Previously a junior developer would have said "Jonty, no" to my hilariously bad ideas, but now the LLM says "You're right!" and vanishes down a hole to build my disco torment nexus.

Which is to say: I'm very sorry in advance.

Yep! I'm still trying to decide if I should mix them or have one-per chamber.

If your new-bot sense is tingling, yep

Some words used for the first time in parliament yesterday: boinging, thinspiration, unfriend, kiddo, perkiness

@russ.garrett.co.uk @metabrew.com I'm not sure if we can attend his actual memorial, but would you be up for a London one?

In a pub. As he would have wanted.

FUCK. Rob was incredible, thanklessly struggling against the major labels for the last 26 years to curate one of the most important databases of our age.

I've got some spare gift subscriptions if anyone would like a taster

Anyone saying local journalism is dead hasn't been following London Centric, who are knocking it out of the park on a weekly basis.

Essential reading if you're a Londoner - a subscription I have no hesitation paying.

How am I supposed to sleep after seeing this

i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)

you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS

lyra.horse/x86css/

Pfft, why aren't films 63 hours long

dId you just try to use a computer to post or was that an accident

And yet I can't find anything about the rumoured blobbycule

me: gosh look at the time
the time: @526.18 swatch beats

METALSISTEM

Got myself some shed shelving made by a company with a name you can only pronounce in a guttural scream

ALEXA, NOT THE BROWN NOTE