We just wanted to go camping for a weekend. 14 years later I am calculating tickets-per-second.
09.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We just wanted to go camping for a weekend. 14 years later I am calculating tickets-per-second.
09.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Email music@emfcamp.org
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Nope! People say this every year but we have never found any evidence of bot activity. Never underestimate how quickly 3500 trained nerds can click.
Submit something to the CFP! Or help out! Guaranteed tickets that way.
Also didn't you do a DJ set last year? You're eligible for volunteer tickets!
09.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 012.6 seconds
09.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 012.6, to be precise
09.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yep!
09.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Even we are surprised by how quickly those sold
09.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This round of ticket sales has sold out.
If you had a ticket in your basket but it vanished, some people have found that logging in lets them recover it: www.emfcamp.org/login
We will re-enable ticket sales for those with vouchers shortly.
Submit a DJ set to the CFP!
09.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
To those of you about to try and buy @emfcamp.bsky.social tickets: I wish you luck.
There will be more ticket rounds, and the CFP will open soon.
One has learned to sit on top of our chimney and shout down it. Scares the hell out of me every time.
09.03.2026 15:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Simply schedule it in Swatch Beats
09.03.2026 15:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
A reminder that our first public ticket sale will be this Monday (the 9th) at 20:00 UK time (21:00 CET), on:
www.emfcamp.org/tickets
You can see the prices and ticket options there now.
username checks out
06.03.2026 11:30 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sources say he's planning nonsense with payphones again
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It is important to be able to charge your cephalopods while travelling
03.03.2026 15:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now if you don't mind I'm off to plug our toastie maker into the car charger on the street
03.03.2026 14:53 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
One end of an adapter showing a CCS2 electric car charging male socket.
The other end of an adapter showing a "universal" female plug socket that can accept every type of power plug worldwide.
Extremely cursed adapter. Someone please ban my aliexpress account.
03.03.2026 14:51 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 1You'd think this was obvious but I am quite sick of high-volume bloggers being cited as objective truth
03.03.2026 00:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just because people publish a lot on the internet doesn't mean they are right
03.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fine! I'll offer fewer money for your pots.
01.03.2026 22:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Less than I'd like (both money, and pots)
01.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wait how much are the pots
01.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I will buy one pot
01.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They're good pots Tom
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