Matty

Who is selling the “Chicago is for Plovers” t-shirts this year?

You gotta hang up on that

Beige jumper on a white background, the front panel shows harold holding a spear under an archway (scenes from bayeux tapestry)

Beige jumper on a white background, the focus is a sleeve with an image of a tower and halleys comet overhead in blue, gold and red

Beige jumper on a white background, a tree motif on a sleeve in blue, gold and red

🧶 bayeux tapestry jumper is finished, blocked and sewn up! Please don’t ask me about weaving in ends I don’t want to talk about that right now. Probably my favourite thing I’ve ever knitted ever #showmeyourknits #knitsky #knitting

If they filed an insurance claim for “damage” from wear and tear their adjuster would tell them to fuck off

I could really go for one of those Panera lemonades that kill you right now.

This is a Pokemon

It would probably be rude to set up a drill press in my apartment right

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

Got an industrial dehumidifier running in here now that’s so loud you can’t hear yourself think. Wearing my woodshop earmuffs rn

I got water damage mitigation people coming out tomorrow morning and I’m going truly out of my mind.

Wow, remember when Google gave a shit if you put something in quotes when searching?

I should buy a bike that I wouldn’t be afraid to leave locked up at a CTA station all day.

I have to drive to Logan Square today to pick someone up and take them somewhere and I'm kinda dreading it. 😓

The Sopranos. Christopher Moltisanti explains meme.

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that you’re in a codependent relationship.

Submitted to our database from Chicago. Sysco is a repeat bike lane obstructor nationwide - often times blocking and damaging hard fought for curbed protected bike infrastructure like the one shown in the photo.

Been losing all my online correspondence chess games lately! I always come back to the game like a day later and forget what my plan was.

Grant Park is so peaceful . . . until the EIGHT lanes of cars and trucks on Columbus Drive get the green light again
Sound ON #GrantParkPlan

got HVAC folks coming out tomorrow to tell me whether or not this is a problem with my system / excessive condensation

STRESS

I don’t have enough time in my day to pursue all my stupid interests

Holding my dog's tail so he can chew on it in comfort

You've inherited a movie theatre; what's your first double feature?

STRESS.

Came home from a nice weekend to water stains on my living room ceiling. Trying to get a hold of my upstairs neighbor today. What the hell are they doing up there. Could be roof leak too maybe.

can I borrow the lathe of heaven when your'e done with it

eating a bunch of fruit for lunch like some kind of roman emperor

OMG

The Astronomer CEO's Coldplay Concert Fiasco Is Emblematic of Our Social Media Surveillance Dystopia Facial recognition and crowdsourced social media investigations are constantly being used not just on cringe CEOs, but on random people who are simply existing in public.

The gleeful doxing of someone cheating in public is bad even if they are a CEO and even if they are a Coldplay fan. It's bad because this kind of thing is happening to random people on TikTok for such crimes as "sitting silently on a plane" or "being attractive"

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Some think it means a beat for beat plot recap

I don’t think YouTubers understand what a retrospective is

Photo of a patch of wildflowers starting to grow and flower. Big dumb dog on leash in foreground cut off on bottom of frame.

Folks,