Matty (but spooky)

This looks really fun! I'm into it.

have a bunch of tabs open with cool articles to read and too much adhd to read them

There is a cat on my lap who hates getting pets. I can’t move.

When it happens I’m gonna take a bunch of days off work to celebrate

can you imagine flying the 1970s carl sagan cosmos spaceship and getting stuck in space traffic

I really like this whale you have been using!

For such a giant lifted truck this little step stool leaves a lot to be desired!

Photo of a very large pickup truck that appears to be lifted in a parking space. Next to the truck is a little step stool so the driver can get in

Lmao. lol.

websites with cookie acceptance notifications that you can’t dismiss immediately need to be stopped

let me deny the cookie and dismiss it at the same time fuck off

I think the one thing I am finding about static site generators is that it requires a huge investment in whatever the specific templating engine is that the ssg uses which also requires a lot of tying yourself into how the specific ssg itself uses those templates.

i got a really strong one and I tell ya what - it's bad!

YouTube video by wintermoot jonathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds

someone saying the chicago accent is "good"

me:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e...

Oxo good grips broadsword

Top down photo of a sidewalk slab that has the word “YIPES” written into it with three exclamation marks.

You’re tellin me

Reading anything the ceo posts makes me feel like there’s a gas leak in my apartment

Post chain from the clown ass bluesky ceo twisting themselves into a pretzel trying to justify extremely poor decision making by claiming they are trying to foster civil discourse - a thing which does not and has never existed.

this person is a clown

It would be extremely funny if the bluesky ceo became the most blocked user on here.

cohost was too good for this world

This is pathetic.

ceo of bsky is kind of a huge dunce

Unfortunately just really not feeling Libra season this year.

This happens like every year. It’s ridiculous. Absolute clown show.

Kind of insane one party can effectively force a government shutdown if they don’t get what they want, and there are no consequences for anyone forcing a shutdown.

There should be snap elections or something in the senate when a shutdown happens, imo.

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

Very very likely. As someone who has NOT been doing that: 🫠

Exactly. The people suggesting that must make a cartoonish amount of money.

I feel like there’s a gas leak in my apartment when I read stuff like that Lmao

I am very burnt out at work and the prevailing advice from others in my industry is “take six months off!”

like man - other people in software live on a different planet from me I swear

Hideaki Anno randomly showing up in Funky Forest was really fun

Dick Durbin retire you clown ass