Black Licorice Superfan

King of the Hill reboot just so we can hear Peggy struggle mightily to say “gas station….penis pills”

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

Got some new threads today so I felt like I should document that and my hair growth 🦁🦁🦁

Jamie Farr, Michael Douglas and Billy West all have the same voice actor.

The bridges burn and the money burns, and the bibles burn and we never learn. Through the whole of our hearts and the hole in my heart, I had a breakthrough and now I want out.

It took him 90 minutes to order a cheeseburger???

I’m on the Cybertruck diet

When I see Cybertruck I piss on it

Simpson, Homer Simpson
He’s the greatest man in history
From the town of Springfield
He’s about to hit a chestnut tree

Praying that Mitch McConnell falls down the stairs eye first onto an erect 🅱️enis and becomes the Dan Crenshaw of Kentucky. 1 RT=1 prayer

Stop believing that any billionare or anyone working in the federal government will ever actually try to help you in any way. It has never and will never be left vs. right in your lifetime, it will always be class warfare under capitalism.

Shoutout to this absolue mad lad for putting that asswipe Dr. Phil in his place many moons ago. Dude has always been a sack of shit and I'm glad people are finally realizing it.

Imagine being named Harrison Buttcrack, no wonder why he has such bad opinions about women. Fucking incel ass name LOL

Is there any way we can sacrifice Tom MacDonald to bring back Norm Macdonald?

I would never ever walk that way, not while Mark David Chapman is still alive.

Backed but also I am laughing so hard

Stupid dirt planet

I mean, I personally can't think of a better way to celebrate the holiday that honors quite possibly the greatest civil rights leader in history, an occasion of love and unity, than with bigotry, fascism and yes, actual Nazi salutes at the presidential inauguration.

I hope dumbass Mars blows up so E*** can't colonize it and we're forced to actually save our own planet. Fuck Mars.

BANGERS UPON BANGERS

Heavy is the hand that jorks the peanits

I probably forgot something here but I'm far too mentally exhausted to remember or fix it. 2024 was an absolutely brutal year but at least I got some good music out of it.

Had a gas leak and I had to buy a new front door today, hopefully this is the last time 2024 tells me to go fuck myself.

Pack it up, it’s over

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT I WANTED TO HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR???

This year I'm watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation from the perspective of Todd and Margot being the protagonists.

Let me know if you're a Cybertruck owner so I don't ever accidentally have a conversation with you.

When you're a two team household and they both play at the same time.
#ALLGRIT #WHODEY

Take me down to the Hemorrhoid City where my asshole bleeds and the turds aren't pretty. Oh won't you please take me home?

Always

You're allowed to play drums in the pocket, I promise it's fine.