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Artist, Designer, Decal-Monger. I draw Monsters, Mutants, and Machines! He/Him Purchase Stickers; https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrippledGiraffDecals Other Links! https://linktr.ee/crippled_giraffe

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Bad Moon Orks… Epic Scale

Bad Moon Orks… Epic Scale

I intended to start painting these guys back in late spring, but other projects got in the way… but no time better than #Orktober … and honestly #Nerdlings I’m getting way too much joy out of painting the Ork half of 97 Epic starter box!

07.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 71    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 1

Is that Shane Gillis?

07.10.2025 23:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Three hand painted patches, a Mr Yuck, a wonderful big challenges esque gator, and a FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE BY MY HAMMER trans pride hammer!! Lfg!

Three hand painted patches, a Mr Yuck, a wonderful big challenges esque gator, and a FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE BY MY HAMMER trans pride hammer!! Lfg!

I got some very cool patches from @nuclearmu5hroom.bsky.social !!

07.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
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as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.

07.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 2662    🔁 450    💬 91    📌 27

This is how propaganda works. They slapped an image on this from Los Angeles in 1992 during Rodney King riots.

07.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 3052    🔁 1156    💬 47    📌 43

lol it’s this guy

07.10.2025 16:56 — 👍 3744    🔁 1111    💬 87    📌 50

Leave Twitter for Bluesky. Leave Bluesky for Mastodon. Leave Mastodon for Klerb. Leave Klerb for Chunk. Leave Chunk for Goobus. Leave Goobus f

06.10.2025 14:06 — 👍 570    🔁 137    💬 7    📌 17
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Two comms today, one for @korensolust.bsky.social (⚠️🔞) and another for @gordonthebull.bsky.social (⚠️🔞) !
Two orcs getting ready for the spooky month in different ways.

07.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 152    🔁 33    💬 1    📌 0

This is just the plastic straw hysteria all over again, and it's ableism at its finest: Blame disabled people instead of the corporations that are actually wrecking our environment, that way to poor widdle CEOs won't have to deal with people telling them to fucking STOP KILLING THE PLANET.

07.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 345    🔁 182    💬 6    📌 2

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06.10.2025 21:09 — 👍 4982    🔁 1439    💬 76    📌 45

Warning: if you grabbed a Love Minis, Hate Fascism shirt from me/Fenris a couple of weeks ago, please make sure it was me you ordered from. Just had somebody here asking about the poor print quality of their shirt...when I've not received them from the printers yet.

Fucking scammers.

07.10.2025 10:00 — 👍 164    🔁 45    💬 8    📌 0

Everyone is fucking insane now

07.10.2025 11:16 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass

07.10.2025 03:23 — 👍 1566    🔁 170    💬 63    📌 9

Transvestigating the space marines extra heads kit? Is that what's happening?

07.10.2025 03:27 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Cracker Barrel Vance sticker spotted in Denver, Colorado

07.10.2025 01:34 — 👍 774    🔁 130    💬 14    📌 3

No, this is optimal.

07.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

06.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 14814    🔁 5082    💬 128    📌 767

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

06.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 28059    🔁 13362    💬 575    📌 548

Hi there,
Your Bluesky account
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- Harmful language such as insults or slurs
- Unverified claims
- Appears intended to shame or abuse users

Hi there, Your Bluesky account (@carrion.bsky.social) has created a list called "Al Slop Posters" that may violate our Community Guidelines. We've temporarily hidden this list from other users because it contains one or more of these issues. - Harmful language such as insults or slurs - Unverified claims - Appears intended to shame or abuse users

the wise admins of bluesky have decided that creating a moderation list of AI slop posters is a no no

06.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 1901    🔁 579    💬 85    📌 188
An old ‘Ork Noble’ miniature in red power armour.

An old ‘Ork Noble’ miniature in red power armour.

A 3D printed ork dreadnought, painted mostly red.

A 3D printed ork dreadnought, painted mostly red.

Got a couple of ork things done too, a 1989 ‘Ork Noble’ (who will be a leader for a small RT ork force), and I finished that @rednebular.bsky.social bunkerbot.

06.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 171    🔁 17    💬 6    📌 0

Ever taken the Lakeshore Limited?

06.10.2025 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is a service designed to fail. It has somehow eeked out survival for decades, but it objectively sucks to take the train, and I love the goddamn train.

06.10.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am well aware. They are also suffering under a major equipment shortage and get fucked by the big Class As all the time. They do unfortunately provide an absolutely dogshit service for a premium price, I want to ride the train, I really do, but I often find myself priced out.

06.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

They're not new ideas but they're new listings.

06.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It feels like GW announces a new product like every day

06.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
84° in October

84° in October

IT'S OCTOBER YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

06.10.2025 13:47 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
A work in progress illustration, featuring a girl holding a gun and a game controller. She’s sitting at her messy desk with her mutant cat also sleeping on her desk.

A work in progress illustration, featuring a girl holding a gun and a game controller. She’s sitting at her messy desk with her mutant cat also sleeping on her desk.

Wip

06.10.2025 08:15 — 👍 1169    🔁 159    💬 6    📌 0

Quick, top three tips for being an Alpha?

06.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What the fuck is the latest LazerPig video even about? 40 minutes of Gibberish.

06.10.2025 00:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Every time I'm planning a trip, I check Amtrak first, and it's always like quadruple the cost of flying, minimum, if I dare try and leave the East Coast.

06.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

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