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Was just in a Starbucks queue with various Burton Albion players… some big slices there.

29.03.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bruno took Roy Keane’s criticism personally

13.03.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Average. You?

13.03.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Up the Zirkzee

13.03.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heaven looks good. Dorgu looks good when he’s not suspended. Encouraging-ish.

09.03.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like his brain is malfunctioning

09.03.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not sure what’s wrong with Gary Neville.

09.03.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mad how many restraining orders you’ve had to take out on that crazy bitch.

04.03.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ShiteπŸ”΄βšͺ️⚫️

02.03.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the look I was going for

01.03.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Going out again. If I’m not careful I’ll develop a social life.

01.03.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll see you in the crisps aisleπŸ‘ŠπŸΌ

28.02.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At Saino’s in Hazel Grove if anyone wants their face tap danced on @dockers.bsky.social

28.02.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you got a favourite equation? If push came to shove I’m going with 7x7=49.

24.02.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ricky Tomlinson testing out some early Royle Family catchphrases.

23.02.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally the very next game away at Spurs we suffered an all timer decision with the Romero handball but these people have had their minds fucked by United over 20 years so just dishonestly refuse to accept reality. No point engaging sincerely as they argue in the worst possible faith

22.02.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Once you realise that Clarkson looks exactly like what you would get if you skinned Mr Blobby it’s impossible to unsee.

19.02.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would freeze to death

18.02.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t go to Morrisons so I don’t really say it.

16.02.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like alley and ginnel all over again.

16.02.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yer what? What do you call it?

16.02.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone calls it Sainos around here, where it matters.

16.02.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve moved everything around in my Big Sainos and honestly, I want to burn the whole place down in protest.

16.02.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are all your mates just out of shot?

15.02.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a bad podium πŸ₯‡πŸ₯ˆπŸ₯‰

14.02.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having an enormous head as a child is a sign of virility.

14.02.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I remember there was different ages in the groups. Us big lads who bummed the littluns had just turned 11, I think.

14.02.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a time in my younger childhood years where I was approximately 50% head.

13.02.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all in the genes

13.02.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me in the Celtic away with my massive Fenian swede. Youngeh small and delicate in his England kit🀩😍

13.02.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1