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Harrison Bored

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https://youtu.be/RWAXaJvevqw?t=64 Used to have three funny tweets on Twitter seven thousand years ago.

25 Followers  |  56 Following  |  105 Posts  |  Joined: 13.01.2025
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Lower the retirement age from 67 to however old you are when Gmail first tells you your account storage is full.

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front page of raveler where all the new patterns are resistance hats and blue bunny hats called 'Liam's Bunny Hat'

front page of raveler where all the new patterns are resistance hats and blue bunny hats called 'Liam's Bunny Hat'

fiber artists are good peopld

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If I did this, you wouldn’t be able to water board the story out of me

23.01.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And then add 4-leaf clovers to it in March

21.01.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nathan Fielder: The plan?

21.01.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

What happened?

21.01.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
it's a 4 year old detained by ice. he has a little Spiderman back pack and a bunny hat that if you squeeze it the ears go up. it's devastating. he looks so sad and scared.

it's a 4 year old detained by ice. he has a little Spiderman back pack and a bunny hat that if you squeeze it the ears go up. it's devastating. he looks so sad and scared.

look at this baby in his little hat
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Pluribus?

03.01.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge congrats to the 225th victim for pulling through go birds

02.01.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 671    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That movie is so good

23.12.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always thought mom&Neil overreacted to Charlie disappearing for a few hours but I just realized on this viewing that he kidnaps him on Thanksgiving and has him for a month. They severely under react.

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Boy, I sure dodged a bullet there
--Drake and Nicki Minaj about each other

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Luanne James during Library board meeting in Murfreesboro regarding review of 2200 books for removal --- from Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1po00fs/luanne_james_during_library_board_meeting_in/

Luanne James during Library board meeting in Murfreesboro regarding review of 2200 books for removal --- from Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1po00fs/luanne_james_during_library_board_meeting_in/

"Whistleblower accuses Rutherford County Library Board Chair of instructing her to secretly remove books, gather patrons’ personal data"

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I learned about this from the Redditor who posted this picture. Banning books is such coward shit. Look at this hero.

16.12.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

That is a scalding hot take

13.12.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching Gilmore Girls for the first time.

S1:E17 - The Breakup, Part II

You can’t even begin to imagine the size of the bucket of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream that’s in this episode. You would need a commercial freezer.

#GilmoreGirls

17.11.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

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Cora Wilson Stewart - Wikipedia

Let’s not forget Cora Wilson Stewart: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cora_Wi...

12.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching Gilmore Girls for the first time.

Paris likes the Bangles. And Roon sucks.

#GilmoreGirls

10.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For a second I was like, β€œAir Force One?”

08.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After all these years, has the Weyland-Yutani Corporation made one dollar from its alien research division? They’ve got to be at least 67 trillion in the hole.

07.11.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We do what we must because we can

02.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neil deGrasse Tyson energy, "Um actually, the stars in Titanic are innacurate"

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Also, in the aftermath of the HFBS situation, I asked Kathy Kennedy if LFL had ever turned in a finished movie script for greenlight to Disney and had it rejected. She said no, this was a first.

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Ain'T No Thing Like Me, 'Cept Me.- Guardians Of The Galaxy GIF ALT: Ain'T No Thing Like Me, 'Cept Me.- Guardians Of The Galaxy GIF
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I want to know about the "Jesus Christ" guy, how he got into that group text and how he feels about it

20.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

It will be important for the next Democratic administration to remember with which other countries the United States has extradition treaties.

Colombia is one of them.

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