Andy DiGenova

The nice thing is that kids will always eat spaghetti. The not-so-nice thing is then you have to clean up after the kids eat spaghetti.

“What’s your favorite type of music?”

Me:

🎶And out there, living in the sun. Give me one day out there, all I ask is one🎶

#Fridaythe13thPart2 #TheHunchbackofNotreDame

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My OCD ass watching my kid mix all the colors of Play-Doh.

[NEW EPISODE] On Holy BatCast #489, we discuss listener hot takes about #Batman comics, movies, shows, and more before sharing a couple of our own. It’s in your feeds now! Thanks to everyone who participated. Have an awesome week!

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How many versions of the #MonsterMash do I need on my #Halloween playlist?

Why does the rapture have to come at the end of the work day?!

😂

My 9 month old son when it’s been 2 hours and 1 minute since his last bottle.

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Me: “I’m not gonna overthink this and be a drama queen.”

Also me:

The #jaws50 cup from AMC Theaters is so cool that I think I have to use it for every beverage all summer long 😄🦈💙 #Jaws

Been celebrating #Jaws50 with my coffee all week. Happy 50th, ya big toothy bugger 😊🦈💙 #Jaws

Have you really put together IKEA furniture if you haven’t realized you flipped a piece the wrong way and have to go back 4 steps while quietly muttering expletives to yourself?

“How many copies of #Jaws do you need?”
“One more, as it turns out.”
#Jaws50

My toddler at 7am on a Saturday.

Me, getting home from a trip: “It’s late. You’re tired. You don’t have to unpack right now.”

*10 minutes later*

“And I’m unpacked.”

Having kids is weird. You’d lay on a grenade for them without a second thought. You would also give a pint of blood if they would just GO TO SLEEP.

“I don’t need any more toys.”
“But there’s a freaking yeti at the Fortress of Solitude!”
“You son of a bitch, I’m in.”

#Superman

This episode of The Simpsons about to be lit 😂

A grandmother’s job is to love her grandchildren unconditionally.

Also to passively aggressively judge your parenting at every turn.

#EpicUniverse is open! I was honored to be the Producer on Mario Kart: Bowser’s Challenge, working with hundreds of amazing people who brought this attraction to life 😊

I also met Kathrynn working on the park so our beautiful family wouldn’t be here without it.

What a journey, what a ride ☺️❤️🍄‍🟫🏎️🌎

me and the two likes on my latest review 💞

#JurassicWorldRebirth

Sounds like a perfect evening.

Me to my 3-year-old: “I love you”
Her: “I know”

She’s become Han Solo. I’m a little hurt but also impressed 😄

When you fart at work and hope it’s not a stinky one. #Superman

I just went through my t-shirts and will be donating about 15 of them. I respectfully ask for your understanding during this difficult time 🥺

Me making my toddler’s half water/half lemonade cocktail.

Maybe too niche but…

Why park normally when you can take three times as long and inconvenience everyone around you by backing in?

#HappyMothersDay to some of my favorite movie moms 😁 #Psycho #Scream2 #TheLostWorld #Aliens