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Keon Ellis getting zero minutes in the first half is not a great strategy, imho.

OMG THERE’S A BABY ON THE KINGS HOMECOURT

I don’t care, Austin Reaves is still overrated as hell. If he didn’t have a Laker uniform on he wouldn’t have gotten 18 free throws. And plus he’s playing the Kings.

Light it.

Keon Ellis seems like he’s hated by refs. They don’t give him any benefit of the doubt and reluctant to send him to the line.

Ok I think I’m ok with Drew Eubanks never taking a shot attempt ever again. Like the coach needs to tell him he’s never allowed to shoot unless it’s a dunk.

Yeah that’s his rep. Disappears when the game is on the line. 😕

Zach LaVine is such a good 1st Quarter player…

That block by Malik Monk

a man sitting in a chair with the words man those were the good old days written below him ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words man those were the good old days written below him

Remember when the Kings were up by almost 20 in the first half tho

The young kids are the only ones doing what the coach asks.

Yeaaaah I wouldn’t mind if the Sac Kings just traded all the old timers and played the young dudes

I guess the Kings can now sign Russ as new starting power forward

I’ve analyzed the first quarter of this Kings game and they just need to fix only two things: 1) their defense and 2) their offense.

Good lord why are all kings three point attempts by anyone not LaVine such clangers

START DEVELOPING THIS MAN TO BE THE FUTURE STARTING PG POST HASTE STAT YESTERDAY

The most damning thing about the Kings is that Drew Eubanks, who looks like a mediocre scrub on his previous teams, stands out above and beyond for his intensity and hustle when in a Kings jersey.

There’s nothing more constant in the universe than the speed of light and the Sacramento Kings getting dominated on both ends at the 3 point line.

WHAT IF NIQUE CLIFFORD IS ALL ROOKIE LEVEL

WHAT IF DARIO SARIC BECOMES NEMANJA BELICIA

WHAT IF ISSAC JONES BECOMES AARON GORDON OR NAZ REID

WHAT IF MALIK AND KEEGAN GET BACK TO 40% FROM THREE

WHAT IF ZACH LAVINE FINALLY DECIDES TO LEARN DEFENSE CAUSE HE'S DONE MASTERING OFFENSE

WHAT IF EURO MVP DENNIS OUTSHINES EXPECTATIONS

WHAT IF POINT CENTER DOMAS REAPPPEARS WITH OPTIMIZED DHO GAME WITH ZACK, DEEBO & KEEGAN

IM TELLING YOU IF JUST 16 WHAT-IF QUESTIONS BREAK RIGHT FOR THE KINGS THIS TEAM WILL BE SHOCKINGLY GOOD AMRITE

I don’t care if he’s only a King for a short time at the end of the day, he’s my all-time favorite King.

The bonus point of this clip is that the context is they’re talking about a Ricky Gervais joke and Maron can barely contain his hate for Gervais.