Alex

Scott Perry, 2025:
signs Dennis Schroeder, trades away Jonas Valanciunas for Dario Saric.

Scott Perry, 2026:
Attaches Keon Ellis to dump Schroeder, attaches 2nd Rd pick to dump Saric.

What the

I’ll never forgive the Kings for not properly building around Fox and letting him get away.

Phew, thank goodness! The Kings almost accidentally won that one.

What are we doing here

Coach Christie took Zach out of the game right after that. Love it.

I flick on the Kings game just in time to see Zach LaVine go under on a screen for a 44% 3pt shooter (swish). SMH. Turning this off.

Keon Ellis getting zero minutes in the first half is not a great strategy, imho.

OMG THERE’S A BABY ON THE KINGS HOMECOURT

I don’t care, Austin Reaves is still overrated as hell. If he didn’t have a Laker uniform on he wouldn’t have gotten 18 free throws. And plus he’s playing the Kings.

Light it.

Keon Ellis seems like he’s hated by refs. They don’t give him any benefit of the doubt and reluctant to send him to the line.

Ok I think I’m ok with Drew Eubanks never taking a shot attempt ever again. Like the coach needs to tell him he’s never allowed to shoot unless it’s a dunk.

Yeah that’s his rep. Disappears when the game is on the line. 😕

Zach LaVine is such a good 1st Quarter player…

That block by Malik Monk

a man sitting in a chair with the words man those were the good old days written below him ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words man those were the good old days written below him

Remember when the Kings were up by almost 20 in the first half tho

The young kids are the only ones doing what the coach asks.

Yeaaaah I wouldn’t mind if the Sac Kings just traded all the old timers and played the young dudes

I guess the Kings can now sign Russ as new starting power forward

I’ve analyzed the first quarter of this Kings game and they just need to fix only two things: 1) their defense and 2) their offense.

Good lord why are all kings three point attempts by anyone not LaVine such clangers

START DEVELOPING THIS MAN TO BE THE FUTURE STARTING PG POST HASTE STAT YESTERDAY

The most damning thing about the Kings is that Drew Eubanks, who looks like a mediocre scrub on his previous teams, stands out above and beyond for his intensity and hustle when in a Kings jersey.

There’s nothing more constant in the universe than the speed of light and the Sacramento Kings getting dominated on both ends at the 3 point line.

WHAT IF NIQUE CLIFFORD IS ALL ROOKIE LEVEL

WHAT IF DARIO SARIC BECOMES NEMANJA BELICIA

WHAT IF ISSAC JONES BECOMES AARON GORDON OR NAZ REID