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Alexandra, Queen of Rats

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Someone told me there wasn’t enough rat content in here, but I can fix that.

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RFK Jr’s health department to halt $500m in mRNA vaccine research Agency to end 22 federal contracts, questioning safety of technology credited with helping end Covid pandemic

Hey, so, TOTALLY not suggesting that RFK Jr. BACKS DOWN when we PUSH BACK, BUT if you’d like to call…

HHS Toll-Free: 1-877-696-6775

HHS Direct Line: 202-690-7000

PLEASE share and consider calling your senators and representatives as well.

NONE of this is okay.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

06.08.2025 16:00 — 👍 6021    🔁 5065    💬 105    📌 85

Hey friends, someone I went no contact with last year continues to find and follow me on social media despite my repeated requests to stay out of my life. I won’t be sharing personal updates here or anywhere online anymore because it isn’t safe for me to do so. Hit me up directly for rat updates. ❤️‍🩹🐀

03.08.2025 14:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listen, if they get rid of your absolutely rubbish big tiddy waifu fapfest games, that is the thin edge of the wedge. Next it's any shitty LGBTIQA+ game. Then any with so much of a sniff of an LGBTIQA+ even if it wins awards. And it keeps rolling and rolling down the fascist hill.
Stop it now.

02.08.2025 03:03 — 👍 67    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0
An image of a huge jackboot crushing a comic artist and a bunch of comic pages. The boot is marked by the logos for MasterCard, Visa, Paypal, and Stripe. Below the image there is text which reads: Don't let Payment Processors tell YOU what you can buy! It is not a payment processor's role to decide what kind of content you can or cannot spend money on, so long as it is a legal transaction. Fight back against the unjust policies hurting artists and creators online!

https://yellat.money/
https://stop-paypros.neocities.org/

An image of a huge jackboot crushing a comic artist and a bunch of comic pages. The boot is marked by the logos for MasterCard, Visa, Paypal, and Stripe. Below the image there is text which reads: Don't let Payment Processors tell YOU what you can buy! It is not a payment processor's role to decide what kind of content you can or cannot spend money on, so long as it is a legal transaction. Fight back against the unjust policies hurting artists and creators online! https://yellat.money/ https://stop-paypros.neocities.org/

Let's Keep Calling!

31.07.2025 00:12 — 👍 22448    🔁 12578    💬 69    📌 101

If you can't handle the idea of someone else getting off to things you don't even have to look at, then maybe being an adult is not for you.

26.07.2025 15:09 — 👍 408    🔁 100    💬 6    📌 2
a rat wearing scale mail standing on its hind legs to hold a black war scythe

a rat wearing scale mail standing on its hind legs to hold a black war scythe

apparently ppl here like rats so have another one

22.07.2025 16:34 — 👍 1083    🔁 343    💬 9    📌 1
Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

03.07.2025 22:01 — 👍 25426    🔁 9765    💬 129    📌 182

BREAKING: The Food and Drug Administration has just approved a powerful new drug that provides nearly complete protection against HIV infection with just a single administration every six months.

18.06.2025 23:18 — 👍 390    🔁 81    💬 5    📌 3

Feels like a good time to mention again that I'm selling a short story for $1 (more if you feel like it) with everything going to the Transgender Law Center.

19.06.2025 00:09 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Also known as a swamp leatherflower and I don’t understand how you could name such a beautiful flower that but I love them

09.06.2025 16:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Wild clematis flowers, they are purple and bell shaped

Wild clematis flowers, they are purple and bell shaped

A stranger passed me on the hiking trail this morning and I demanded he stop and marvel at these wild clematis with me. I think he was taken aback but then seemed very appreciative and it was an extremely funny encounter.

09.06.2025 16:50 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Do y’all think a doctor would believe me about perimenopause symptoms if I explain the frequency with which I drape multiple ice packs on myself while indoors with air conditioning or like…

08.06.2025 18:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listen, I have a gastrointestinal system that only functions 70% of the time at best. The Squatty Potty has saved my goddamn life.

05.06.2025 02:23 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No cops at Pride includes the cop in your head who tells you to police other queer people. Learn the difference between being uncomfortable and being harmed. Deal with your discomfort on your own time. Pride is for the community, not just you.

05.06.2025 02:00 — 👍 8904    🔁 3761    💬 19    📌 47
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learn your history, besties

03.06.2025 19:52 — 👍 15370    🔁 6650    💬 51    📌 41
a rat with a knife in his mouth with a scowl, pride stripes covering his body, text "FUCK AROUND, FIND OUT"

a rat with a knife in his mouth with a scowl, pride stripes covering his body, text "FUCK AROUND, FIND OUT"

for reasons, gay pride and wrath are being combined this year. whisker's cousin bristle is the featured monthly sticker for all purchases made this month: willowwhisker.etsy.com

02.06.2025 22:02 — 👍 244    🔁 66    💬 2    📌 1

Junie, same

01.06.2025 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to write a book about grief, I think. About how it’s good actually.

01.06.2025 01:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I sat down today and just wept over a rat I lost 14 months ago. And then I weirdly wrote a paragraph about a necromancer rat-catcher who uses the corpses of her pet rats after they die to drive away wild rats from places without killing them. So I dunno. Maybe I do something with that.

01.06.2025 01:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Candy Exchange: A Short Story for the Day After Halloween - Matthew Jackson's Ko-fi Shop On the day after Halloween, a little boy still wearing his trick or treat facepaint enters a dentist's office, surrendering his candy for the annual c...

ICYMI earlier, I've got a 1,000-word short horror story for sale over on Ko-Fi, with all proceeds going to the Transgender Law Center!

Buy a fun piece of fiction by me, pay what you want (minimum $1), and support a good cause!

ko-fi.com/s/bdd6bff3ed

25.05.2025 19:34 — 👍 8    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
Certificate of virtual adoption of Baraka the hero rat

Certificate of virtual adoption of Baraka the hero rat

Fun facts about Baraka including that his favorite treat is peanuts and he is a very playful and curious rat

Fun facts about Baraka including that his favorite treat is peanuts and he is a very playful and curious rat

We adopted a hero rat. His name is Baraka and he’s clearing landmines in Angola with his handler Alfredo. 🥹❤️

25.05.2025 18:03 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Hey if you get networking connections with the local vultures, let me know.

17.05.2025 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Digital art of a grey rabbit in the middle of a jump with dark purple background. There is a text ”Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.” from the novel Watership Down. The picture has trans  flag colors (white, light blue, pink) in the details.

Digital art of a grey rabbit in the middle of a jump with dark purple background. There is a text ”Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.” from the novel Watership Down. The picture has trans flag colors (white, light blue, pink) in the details.

All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies
#art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit

10.05.2025 22:48 — 👍 8881    🔁 3580    💬 27    📌 25
Digital drawing of a grey and white ray of realistic proportions, dressed as a newly appointed pope with a holy glow behind them.

Digital drawing of a grey and white ray of realistic proportions, dressed as a newly appointed pope with a holy glow behind them.

Wake up babe, new Pope just dropped🐀🔥
#conclave #pope #vatican #rat #rats

08.05.2025 11:27 — 👍 164    🔁 35    💬 3    📌 2
Some cool mushrooms with pretty gray fringe

Some cool mushrooms with pretty gray fringe

Everybody stop and look at these beautiful mushrooms

07.05.2025 14:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
05.05.2025 17:10 — 👍 6223    🔁 1751    💬 33    📌 45

Bad bitches don’t need sleep

05.05.2025 18:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I gotta see a Golden Cheeked Warbler this month before they start migrating out of state again. It’s been a few years since I’ve seen one.

04.05.2025 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i'm inconsolable about richter at all times. i'm like you're 19. you think you're a man but you're only a boy. you're 12. you're like a son to me. i'm feeding you soup. why did they make you fight a god. you're zero years old. i love you

04.05.2025 01:55 — 👍 62    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 1

Junie I’m on my way to pet your soft head

03.05.2025 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0