A Pippins tells bigshot Spamton, "Oh, wow! Mr. Spamton! I'm such a fan. I'd love to spend some time getting to know you... Maybe in private..." Spamton replies, "Hey, I'm picking up your drift. Why don't we... Wait. Aren't you in the betting pools? About me and Tenna! You're trying to get insider info, to tip the scales!" The Pippins looks nervous now. "Whaaaat?? Betting pools?? What are you taaaalking about..." Convinced he's right, Spamton walks away. "Hey, better luck next time, trying to get one up on the number one salesman! For the record, I don't give free handouts, but I do accept bribes! If you're serious!" "Shut up! I almost had you!" the Pippins cries bitterly.
in my mind Spamton is kind of a slut but, much more importantly, he has a nose for when he could be extorting money out of someone instead, and that is the higher cause. #spamtenna is implied
12.10.2025 03:58 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
big shot spamton in a t shirt of the cungadero that says YOU WOULD BE LOUD TOO IF I WAS RIDING YOU
tenna wearing a t shirt OVER his button up shirt that has Spamton AND the Cungadero and says YOU WOULD BE LOUD TOO IF I WAS RIDING YOU
very short lived advertising campaign for the cungadero (a.k.a. i saw a guy wearing a shirt with this text and i felt like drawing it for big shot idk) #spamtenna
10.10.2025 23:32 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
lil puppet spamton is wearing a hotel bathrobe that is too big for him, while tenna is wearing a hotel bathrobe that is too small for him
#spamtenna (scene from rp) if they went to a hotel, even if Tenna shrank to fit in the hotel room, the standard size hotel bathrobes still wouldn't fit either of them properly
02.10.2025 23:31 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
sleepy bigshot spamton wanders out in a robe and underwear wondering "jfc what time is it" while a fully dressed and awake tenna intercepts him and asks if his underwear is new. he flips the robe up to reveal text on the back of the underwear that says LET'S FUCK OVER HERE SO WE CAN AVOID THE PLOT OVER THERE. "Spammy what the fuck," is his reaction. the end
I saw this underwear in a dream so I had to draw it. I think this is my first time posting art to bluesky #spamtenna
01.10.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
spamton (in his "present day" form) is straddling battat's lap. spamton looks kinda provocative about it and battat mostly looks flustered and unsure whether he should put his hands on spamton or not
I am informed this is called #spamttat and I have become a convert to believing you should complete the bad decisions love triangle. there should be constant sexually charged warfare between spamton/battat/tenna. imo
14.10.2025 04:45 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
in my heart they can all trade off on who gets to be the abusive director since they'd all thrive in the role
13.11.2025 08:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
a different spamtennatat vision that was inspired by the first vision. thanks for your service #deltaruined
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![Left Text (Spamton)
- Tenna is probably one of the only people to see all 360 degrees of him, so Tenna turning on him when he disappears is both "just another betrayal" and one that cuts to his very core
"SO YOU WERE [[ BOOTLEG MERCHANDISE ]] ALL ALONG."
- He sometimes has doubts that Tenna is genuine due to how The Deal works, so to "test" it he acts out. If Tenna fights him, he feels
reassured because that means no greater power is MAKING him like him.
Top Middle Text (Spamton's thoughts on Tenna)
"He [ softballs ] my edges."
- Admires and envious of how easily likable Tenna is even while wearing his emotions on his glittery sleeve.
- He puts a lot more stock than he'd like in the fact Tenna likes him, especially after Spamton let's his Addison Persona slip.
"If a guy like that can like me maybe I'm not so worthless"
- Adores his Family Friendly, slapstick comedy style. Lost his shit the first time Tenna threw an innuendo in there (and takes credit)
Right Text (Tenna)
- Even if Spamton is technically is working for Tenna, Spamton rarely treats him like a superior (for better or worse lol) and it's a pressure release for Mr Big Boss Of Tv World
- Spamton disappearing meant Tenna lost what felt like a once-in-a-lifetime dynamic
Bottom Middle Text (Tenna's thoughts on Spamton)
"We're equals!"
- Admires how much of a determined go-getter he is!
- Envious of the fact he doesn't cave to others as fast as Tenna does (It helps that Spamton will often make demands on Tenna's behalf [even if its just bc it's a mutual benefit])
- He likes Spamton's bitter side because it makes him comfortable to be bitchy himself. Also likes that Spamton will argue with him.
- Won't (can't) admit it directly but he loves his crass jokes. Especially when muttered between eachother after a Difficult Deal is finally wrapped up.
Middle Text
- They're both exhausted people pleasers but in different flavours.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l5o4oi436x6visntcxgf2h5k/bafkreiaoqmvvibb2qq2nsi62sdwizpluimro5g66pjh4zie5okppcaaqyu@jpeg)
Left Text (Spamton)
- Tenna is probably one of the only people to see all 360 degrees of him, so Tenna turning on him when he disappears is both "just another betrayal" and one that cuts to his very core
"SO YOU WERE [[ BOOTLEG MERCHANDISE ]] ALL ALONG."
- He sometimes has doubts that Tenna is genuine due to how The Deal works, so to "test" it he acts out. If Tenna fights him, he feels
reassured because that means no greater power is MAKING him like him.
Top Middle Text (Spamton's thoughts on Tenna)
"He [ softballs ] my edges."
- Admires and envious of how easily likable Tenna is even while wearing his emotions on his glittery sleeve.
- He puts a lot more stock than he'd like in the fact Tenna likes him, especially after Spamton let's his Addison Persona slip.
"If a guy like that can like me maybe I'm not so worthless"
- Adores his Family Friendly, slapstick comedy style. Lost his shit the first time Tenna threw an innuendo in there (and takes credit)
Right Text (Tenna)
- Even if Spamton is technically is working for Tenna, Spamton rarely treats him like a superior (for better or worse lol) and it's a pressure release for Mr Big Boss Of Tv World
- Spamton disappearing meant Tenna lost what felt like a once-in-a-lifetime dynamic
Bottom Middle Text (Tenna's thoughts on Spamton)
"We're equals!"
- Admires how much of a determined go-getter he is!
- Envious of the fact he doesn't cave to others as fast as Tenna does (It helps that Spamton will often make demands on Tenna's behalf [even if its just bc it's a mutual benefit])
- He likes Spamton's bitter side because it makes him comfortable to be bitchy himself. Also likes that Spamton will argue with him.
- Won't (can't) admit it directly but he loves his crass jokes. Especially when muttered between eachother after a Difficult Deal is finally wrapped up.
Middle Text
- They're both exhausted people pleasers but in different flavours.
Top Text (Spamton)
- Gets possesive over Tenna very quickly
(Convinced he'll easily find someone better)
- Knows Tenna is letting him push him around but that doesn't stop his BONER about doing it
- Prefers Tenna at full size
- Service Top who aims for a 1:5 nut ratio
- Dominant (reclaiming authority)
Bottom Text (Tenna)
- Submissive (surrendering authority)
- Wants to shrink so Spamton can dominate him more sooooo badly
- Sometimes gets so lost in the sauce he starts manhandling that mailman (apologises profusely every time despite never getting any complaints)
- Scheming BottomBot 3000 with aspirations to become a pillow princess
Middle Text:
- The sooner we accept that these two would be throwing around "Daddy" and "Kitten" the sooner we can heal as a community.
And by "these two" I mean Spamton we have to kill him.
don't care + didn't ask + this could have been an email
object rotation on these two and what roles they fill for eachother sfw + nsfw edition lmao
02.11.2025 17:17 โ ๐ 334 ๐ 64 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 0
puppet spamton and battat are naked on a hotel room bed. spamton is smug and battat is blushing and drooling and generally having an internal crisis along with intense pleasure. the caption reads, "bro says I'M A TOP!! up until he's filled with eggs". something happened here
i generally stay out of topping discourse and do not conflate top/bottom with superior/inferior. however. this particular roleplay scenario and how it unfolded was funny to me. (it's fully consensual how it went down, battat is just having an internal crisis) #spamttat #deltaruined
07.11.2025 05:53 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
"present day" Spamton doesn't have skin or lips, can't blush beyond the showy puppet blush, and has a very inflexible expression. you have to try a lot harder to perceive reactions from him, so to compensate he talks even more, despite,,, how he talks
07.11.2025 05:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
since I already drew 2 spams and didn't have the room to draw a third here is addispam too. in his heart he would also prefer to be closer to the dom/top end of the scale but he just hasn't made it there yet in his life. he has been typecast as a lil bitch so far
07.11.2025 05:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
anyway, in inauguration of this account here's the #spamton #deltaruined sex meme
07.11.2025 05:38 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
I was busy getting a dental procedure done yesterday, and you also have to pay me a million dollars to use Twitter again, but I'm glad there was apparently pipis discovery on the day I made this account. This is a sign of good blessings for whatever oviposition bullshit I put here
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