DEAN WON!!!

That’s a 29 point swing. In Arkansas.

Obama is the only president to date born when there were 50 states

A folk logic about it is starting to develop. People may not understand the monopolies and geopolitics of renewable energy at a gradual level. But they can see data centers, hear data centers, and read their electric bill statements. They are angry.

looking for a local bakery and all the ones I'm finding have ai slop graphics so lol I will not be using any of you. I am also a small business owner, I use my own pictures or pay someone!

honestly i reserve the right to flip my shit over every viral post about a generator that clearly is not doing "ai" type shit being "ai". "ai" ruined 75% of having fun on the computer and i am going to tell you to go fuck yourself when you piss on the remainder

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

Somehow this is worse than stealing a foul ball from a child.

You won’t find a better or safer environment for effeminate gay boys to freely be themselves than a community where trans kids are affirmed.

The numbers are staggering:

Rent is now unaffordable for a record *half* of U.S. renters.

Some 30 million jobs pay less than $15 an hour. The average wage needed to afford a one-bedroom apartment has climbed to $28.17 — nearly four times the federal minimum wage, which hasn't gone up in 16 years.

Trying to force the return of Jesus seems like a profound misunderstanding of chain of command

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

i can promise you the fucking *meme generator* is not genAI. why would it be an AI image when it’s a font and a background picker composited onto an image using javascript. come on mannnnn

[going on meme generator dot com in 2012] this is AI

these tools have existed for fucking decades. if you don't have proof don't piss in my cheerios

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

I've been in constant fight or flight since my mom died waiting for the next shoe to drop but unfortunately the world is raining shoes right now so my body is going CONSTANT DANGER! EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE! every minute which is super healthy and not at all hard to manage

hey guys quick question. does anyone know what’s going on. with anything

i love to open up my phone and say things like, ‘oh the markets are in turmoil this morning hmmm’ or ‘there’s trouble brewing in the strait of hormuz” as if that’s anything i can deal with

had a death in the family and was almost completely off the internet for a few days & my observation is that there is too much happening too fast such that basic facts abt the world are difficult to ascertain unless you are mainlining info all the time & doing that seems to drive people insane

love when I'm in the military and my boss is, like, "Time for Armageddon!!!!"

i bring this up periodically but goddamn is it easy being a dude. so little is expected of us. you can coast and people will treat you like a champion

i predict this site will be 20-30% less insane this time next week due to the release of the poketopia game and slay the spire 2. just gotta ride it out a few more days

If you have ever doubted yourself as a writer, please remember that Smallville went for 10 seasons and 217 episodes and the best name they ever came up for pre-Superman Superman was THE RED-BLUE BLUR

Michael B. Jordan holding two Actor Awards

I didn't realize everyone who won for the ensemble cast got one and briefly thought they gave him two for winning Best Actor as a bit

I wish past me had decided on something for lunch bc now I'm too hungry to decide

I have loved this man all my life and it’s so moving seeing the camera cut to do many other famous people in the room who look at Harrison Ford exactly like we look at Harrison Ford. What a moving and thoughtful reflection and what a humble, decent guy

In the style of an industrial warning sign — WARNING Cognitohazard: Do not think about it

I kept needing this, so I finally made it.

Remember what I said about how, when Trump is flailing, they start inserting a fake, fictional Trump into their stories, who is acting rationally and sanely?