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Salish Sea Hag

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Okie-bred, fled to Vermont in 1998. This is usually the point in conversation when I share that the Pioneer Woman & I went to the same high school. Seeking books, yoga, funds for cancer research, pickleball, recipes, ghost stories, belly laughs & peace.

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Is this a cry for help?

05.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*escalator

05.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Massholes will definitely hurt him

04.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Man wearing a red bodysuit, a blue & red hat and thin mustache and jawstache with a caption HE TOLD DR. POLIS HE WAS”

Man wearing a red bodysuit, a blue & red hat and thin mustache and jawstache with a caption HE TOLD DR. POLIS HE WAS”

20/20 has me in its grip,
man. Suddenly this guy appears in a true crime documentary as an expert and I’m like β€œsure”

04.03.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fluffy grey dog preparing to pounce on a small white dog in a snowy garden

Fluffy grey dog preparing to pounce on a small white dog in a snowy garden

Fluffy grey dog looking fierce

Fluffy grey dog looking fierce

I think the dog might be broken

03.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I see Richard Jenkins I’m so relieved because I thought he died

03.03.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, 71 million of us ARE the dumbest people who ever lived

03.03.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I am

03.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s very busy decorating for focking Chrismess. And…getting facials?

02.03.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s so emotional. Calm down! Smile more

02.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is terrifying WTF

02.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read this as β€œDean Cain” and did not question it:

Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Dan Caine

28.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok. But it has STRONG Indiana energy

28.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
West Highland terrier sitting like a human in a blue armchair. She is resting in a fuzzy grey blanket

West Highland terrier sitting like a human in a blue armchair. She is resting in a fuzzy grey blanket

Rosie joined our family two years ago, she’s pure love. With the appropriate amount of sass.

28.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is this puerile, hateful, vindictive, spiteful monster the PRESIDENT

28.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But Alito’s wife is such a sweetie pie

28.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched 15 minutes of Landman and realized that Taylor Sheridan has never encountered a human woman

27.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I assume they will be summoning Melania to testify about her Epstein ties. Maybe they just forgot

27.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Large fluffy grey dog sitting on a rug, cradling a stuffed animal in their paws

Large fluffy grey dog sitting on a rug, cradling a stuffed animal in their paws

Grey dog bed lined with stuffed animals. There is a dark-hued floral window covering behind the bed.

Grey dog bed lined with stuffed animals. There is a dark-hued floral window covering behind the bed.

This guy went from being feral to lining his bed with stuffed animals. Nature IS healing.

27.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t deserve you. They’re just jealous. (Monotone Mom voice)

26.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now you’re the acting director of the CDC, stop lording it over us

26.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Closeup of a black Chow dog with a sunbeam lighting parts of their face

Closeup of a black Chow dog with a sunbeam lighting parts of their face

26.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I laugh about this a few times a week. Thank you

26.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I might be too old to have a double IPA for dinner

26.02.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They…practiced that comedy routine?

25.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The midterms loom so they are burning down everything before they get the πŸ₯Ύ

25.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rick Scott, probably

25.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I gasped when I read that Robert Jr died. Hoping Mary is surrounded by people who will protect her. The shock of grief can cloud our judgment. She needs zero cameras pointed in her direction as she adjusts to this terrible reality.

25.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😞

25.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Howard Dean, peeks around the corner and pulls a frown)

25.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0