Salish Sea Hag

Definitely. We would lowkey bully the Hegseth types with cutting insults while exchanging smirks

That’s Stuart Little’s thing, such a bandwagoner

CLAUDE

A Chow dog is being groomed. The floor is covered with discarded dog hair. The dog is looking hella pissed.

“Get a Chow,” they said.”Make sure it’s a trauma survivor who is…jumpy. That way, you can never take him to a groomer. Now YOU get to learn how to be a (terrible) home-based dog groomer!”

When did they move Iran to the western hemisphere?

I never understand why people wanted to attend public executions. But now I totally get it.

Photos of Kristi Noem before and after extensive plastic surgery & installation of hair extensions

When a woman and plastic surgery love each other VERY MUCH….

DO THEY HAVE CEREMONIAL MATCHA

Oh shit, he’s going to start another war

(Juggling venomous snakes) IT’S A MIRACLE

Fluffy grey dog sitting in fluffy snow, face lifted to the gently falling flakes

Sully & The Sugar Snow

He’s already bored. Expect to hear him slurring: “Iran? Never heard of it. Loser country. Everything is blown up. Too bad. I was going to build hotels there.”

Jeez, he’s AWAKE?

Translation: Trump is already bored.

(Nodding vigorously) I went to high school in Oklahoma, one of my classmates was named Jimjon

His ACT score was a single number, even Arkansas said naw

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I grew up in Oklahoma and assumed Jimjon was the weirdest mashed-up Okie name. Man, was I WRONG

Excuse me, did you miss the GRAND STAIRCASES!? That means fancy. Fancy cannot be constrained

AND ALSO A GOAT SHE THOUGHT WAS AN ASSHOLE

Trump’s already bored, this is not going to end well.

Group of adults participating in a trivia game. They are seated and looking at a slide show

Woman dipping treats into a chocolate fountain

I lead monthly trivia nights at the American Cancer Society Hope Lodge in Burlington, VT. It is so much fun! The guests are interesting and grateful to have free lodging & meals close to their cancer treatment. Tonight we added a chocolate fountain to the bag of tricks. It was a hit! #volunteer

Is this a cry for help?

*escalator

The Massholes will definitely hurt him

Man wearing a red bodysuit, a blue & red hat and thin mustache and jawstache with a caption HE TOLD DR. POLIS HE WAS”

20/20 has me in its grip,
man. Suddenly this guy appears in a true crime documentary as an expert and I’m like “sure”

Fluffy grey dog preparing to pounce on a small white dog in a snowy garden

Fluffy grey dog looking fierce

I think the dog might be broken

Every time I see Richard Jenkins I’m so relieved because I thought he died

To be fair, 71 million of us ARE the dumbest people who ever lived

Now I am