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From Mark Remy, original humor for runners who enjoy laughter and pie, 100% commercial-free and reader-supported! DumbRunner.com/support

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05.03.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, you know, the Nazi thing.

05.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜At Least I’m Addicted to Something Healthy,’ Says Runner Whose Running Addiction, Like All Others, By Definition Is Unhealthy β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Local woman continues habit despite harmful consequences.
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Yep, this tracks

05.03.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 742    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 3
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#ThursdayMotivation

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Shy Boston Marathoner Waits for Wellesley Student to Make First Move β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Runner is losing precious minutes as he dithers.
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"Both parties are bad."

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This, for the love of Pete

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According to the US and Israeli right wings, Iran has been in the last mile of their nuclear weapons program for my entire adult life.

Netanyahu drew his red line at the UN nearly 14 years ago.

04.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1426    πŸ” 365    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 14
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Garmin Actively Trying to Break Up Local Runner’s Relationship β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Watch is weirdly invested in man’s love life.
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Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."

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This is what weak and insecure people think confidence looks like: buffoonish bluster and swagger, like a 12-year-old bully. It doesnβ€˜t inspire trust or security. It inspires grave concern for the lives of the people serving our nation whose fate is in the hands of these overcompensating oafs.

04.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3339    πŸ” 747    πŸ’¬ 161    πŸ“Œ 24
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Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies.
ESTERN ILIZATION
Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe
Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel
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Steve King 9 @SteveKinglA + Follow Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies. ESTERN ILIZATION Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel RETWEETS LIKES 516 688 10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2017 from lowa, USA

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

04.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3494    πŸ” 945    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 43
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Running Ultramarathons May Tucker You Out, Study Warns β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Further study is needed, researchers say.
04.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I miss the good old days, when people said that Trump couldn't be a fascist because a defining feature of fascism is that its leaders inevitably start wars.

03.03.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1084    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 5

Every time this walking hard-on uses the word "warfighters," I hate him more.

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β€˜First One Is Free,’ Says Race Director Pushing 5K Entries on Street β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com β€œGo ahead, on the house,” man tells curious stranger.
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I voted in Dallas County today. The texas.gov site wouldn't tell me where to go, so I went to where I voted in the '24 presidential election. They said I was at the wrong place, and gave me the address I needed to go to. That place then informed me I had to go somewhere else.

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to people who get out in cars after an ice storm when the roads are ice rinks and see a cyclist β€œin your way” and decide to ride their ass and blast your horns: WHY. Just WHY

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Gosh, he doesn't LOOK like a creepy, unctuous slimeball.

04.03.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#WednesdayMotivation

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Cycling in Dublin for commuting rises 50% as most residents back more bike lanes Residents of Ireland’s five main cities want more space for cyclists, even at the expense of cars

WE CAN HAVE NICE THINGS!

www.irishtimes.com/ireland/dubl...

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You couldn’t make this up.
And if you did, everyone would say it’s too much.

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a bright orange canvas jacket with bright blue, green, and magenta letters in a 3x4 pattern reading a b c d e f u c k i c e

a bright orange canvas jacket with bright blue, green, and magenta letters in a 3x4 pattern reading a b c d e f u c k i c e

finished embroidering my jacket :)

03.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20555    πŸ” 1791    πŸ’¬ 399    πŸ“Œ 89

When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

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Local Woman Loves to Run on Trails, Where It’s Just Her, Nature, and the Constant Simmering Rage and Despair That Is Everyone’s New Normal β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com β€œIt’s my β€˜me time,’” says runner.
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