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The British pediatrician D. W. Winnicott once wrote, β€œThere’s no such thing as a baby. There is a baby and someone.”

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South Park

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#runchat

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#FridayMotivation

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NEW Dumb Runner comic!

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NEW Dumb Runner comic!

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Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

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#FridayMotivation

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#ThursdayMotivation

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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-rem...

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This is a very good book, and I recommend it highly.

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07.08.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
ICE is hiring!

US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team.

Open positions include:
Senior Goon
Racism Enforcement Office
Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time)

Experience with children a plus

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ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

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Happy to help.

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