Dumb Runner

The best time to buy a bicycle was 30 years ago. The second best time is now.

Imagine the reaction in the US if ~175 schoolgirls had been killed by a targeted Iranian missile. (Or anyone's missile.)

This is an atrocity.

I like that Trump will say some garbled sentence like, “The war against the very bad, no class Agrabah is now over until soon and with tears in her eyes, Bianca Jagger thanked me in Studio 54” and serious people act as if he had some sort of coherent thought that he’ll remember tomorrow

From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:

I can't compete with this.

From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:

Study: Nation's Motorists Too Busy to Look Right Before Making Right Turns — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Research solves a mystery that’s bedeviled pedestrians for decades.

It's true.

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#Mondaymotivation

From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:

"It's Daylight Saving Time ... not Daylight SAVINGS Time."

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

Frog samples one of Toad's cookies, which are the best cookies he has ever eaten. From "Cookies" In *Frog and Toad Together*

“Frog, Frog,” cried Toad, “taste these cookies that I have made.”

Frog ate one of the cookies, “These are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.

I have never been to Iran, served in the military, or worked in foreign relations, but I have played—and beaten—nearly every Prince of Persia video game. Here are my thoughts on Trump's demand for unconditional surrender... (1/32)

"Electric- or autonomous cars are not invented to improve our streets or save he world. They are invented to save the car industry."

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#SaturdayMotivation

Portage Park Bike Network Plan Sees Strong Support At Packed Neighborhood Meeting Ald. Nicholas Sposato said it was good to see so many people show up to the Thursday meeting, and the majority of people he heard from there supported the proposed bike lane network.

A reminder that painted bike lanes do not cause congestion. In the case of the Portage Park Bike Network proposal, they do not even remove parking, & or reduce travel lanes.

Even protected bike lanes & road diets often don’t cause congestion because dedicated turn lanes make traffic move smoother.

Don't shun people just because they have different beliefs about blotting out the sun to usher in a new age of eternal darkness. We have to find an answer in the middle.

Wait till you hear about these things called bicycles.

Three children riding a passengers on a bicycle. School bags are in the front crate. One child is in front of the drivers seat but behind the handlebars. The other two kids are on the back seat. The bike is a Fr8 by WorkCycles

With gas prices soaring, some people might search for cheaper transportation options. In many cites, a bicycle is a cheap and easy way to get around gas free. Give it a try.

Boy, 4, breaks away from mom, fatally struck by SUV driver, who leaves Brooklyn scene The child was hit by the driver of Ford SUV on Rockaway Parkway near Linden Blvd. in East Flatbush about 11:10 a.m., cops said.

We need to open completely car-free safe streets around a lot more than just schools

An adequately trained, attentive driver should easily be able to avoid killing a 4-year-old pedestrian

Our city’s parents should not have to fear a child’s “breaking away” being a death sentence