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From Mark Remy, original humor for runners who enjoy laughter and pie, 100% commercial-free and reader-supported! DumbRunner.com/support

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From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:

07.03.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's Daylight Saving Time ... not Daylight SAVINGS Time."

07.03.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Churchgoer Delayed by Marathon Unleashes String of Curse Words β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Among half-dozen motorists waiting to cross road, one is especially irate.
07.03.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

07.03.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9570    πŸ” 1322    πŸ’¬ 732    πŸ“Œ 458
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Frog samples one of Toad's cookies, which are the best cookies he has ever eaten.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

Frog samples one of Toad's cookies, which are the best cookies he has ever eaten. From "Cookies" In *Frog and Toad Together*

β€œFrog, Frog,” cried Toad, β€œtaste these cookies that I have made.”

Frog ate one of the cookies, β€œThese are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.

07.03.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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I have never been to Iran, served in the military, or worked in foreign relations, but I have playedβ€”and beatenβ€”nearly every Prince of Persia video game. Here are my thoughts on Trump's demand for unconditional surrender... (1/32)

07.03.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 600    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
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Sex the Night Before a Marathon Is Fine, Says National Association of Horny Marathoners β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com β€œIn fact, it’s great,” group reports.
07.03.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Electric- or autonomous cars are not invented to improve our streets or save he world. They are invented to save the car industry."

www.instagram.com/p/DVlnYaqCIFE/

07.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#SaturdayMotivation

07.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Portage Park Bike Network Plan Sees Strong Support At Packed Neighborhood Meeting Ald. Nicholas Sposato said it was good to see so many people show up to the Thursday meeting, and the majority of people he heard from there supported the proposed bike lane network.

A reminder that painted bike lanes do not cause congestion. In the case of the Portage Park Bike Network proposal, they do not even remove parking, & or reduce travel lanes.

Even protected bike lanes & road diets often don’t cause congestion because dedicated turn lanes make traffic move smoother.

06.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't shun people just because they have different beliefs about blotting out the sun to usher in a new age of eternal darkness. We have to find an answer in the middle.

07.03.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 924    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 2

Wait till you hear about these things called bicycles.

07.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Three children riding a passengers on a bicycle. School bags are in the front crate. One child is in front of the drivers seat but behind the handlebars. The other two kids are on the back seat. The bike is a Fr8 by WorkCycles

Three children riding a passengers on a bicycle. School bags are in the front crate. One child is in front of the drivers seat but behind the handlebars. The other two kids are on the back seat. The bike is a Fr8 by WorkCycles

With gas prices soaring, some people might search for cheaper transportation options. In many cites, a bicycle is a cheap and easy way to get around gas free. Give it a try.

06.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 487    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 12
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Boy, 4, breaks away from mom, fatally struck by SUV driver, who leaves Brooklyn scene The child was hit by the driver of Ford SUV on Rockaway Parkway near Linden Blvd. in East Flatbush about 11:10 a.m., cops said.

We need to open completely car-free safe streets around a lot more than just schools

An adequately trained, attentive driver should easily be able to avoid killing a 4-year-old pedestrian

Our city’s parents should not have to fear a child’s β€œbreaking away” being a death sentence

06.03.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 668    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 9

I love hearing what life is like in Portland from folks who live hundreds or thousands of miles away from Portland. Always great stuff.

07.03.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump has destroyed the economy and started a pointless war. But the wine mom next door still says "Latinx" sometimes. I have never felt more politically homeless.

07.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1155    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 3

I think the secretary of defense should not be a psychopath

07.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2996    πŸ” 512    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 13
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Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say β€œSend me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

07.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23064    πŸ” 5638    πŸ’¬ 624    πŸ“Œ 363

Why would you post something like this, citing an outlet's reporting, without including a link to that outlet's story?

06.03.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, I hate when when you’re sitting there, in a chat, and slurs just walk on in all by themselves like somebody turned on a faucet

06.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1521    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 2
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BREAKING: L.A. Marathon Organizers Wondering Whether It Too Late to Claim Website Was Hacked β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Staffers feeling beseiged after backlash following finisher’s medal announcement.
06.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I see. What we're after is IMAGINARY unconditional surrender. This all seems very well thought through.

06.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œWar-a-Lago”

By Barry Blitt @newyorker.com

06.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6609    πŸ” 1865    πŸ’¬ 206    πŸ“Œ 106
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NEW Dumb Runner comic!

06.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Local Runner Has Adorable Little Drink Belt With Cute Little Drink Bottles β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com β€œIt’s so cute,” says a source.
06.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: Fuck guns, and the demonstrably false notion, reinforced by decades of heavily financed marketing by the gun lobby, that they somehow equal "protection."

06.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You Can Do This 20-Minute Core Workout Anywhere, But Why? β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Don’t forget to smile.
06.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? I've seen and heard plenty, as recently as an hour ago, on NPR.

06.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0