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From Mark Remy, original humor for runners who enjoy laughter and pie, 100% commercial-free and reader-supported! DumbRunner.com/support

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Ask Dr. Dumb: My Running Shoes Make Embarrassing Noises; Should I Sue? β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com If you care about justice, yes.
28.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13702    πŸ” 3322    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 70

What a shit show.

28.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:

28.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10127    πŸ” 2759    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 127

-Zero Congressional consultation or approval.
-Zero preparation of public for need/consequences of war.
-Zero evidence of thought about "OK, what might the other side do?" Next month. Next year.
-Zero mention of anti-nuke agreement Trump voided, or Trump claim last year that nukes "obliterated."

28.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2984    πŸ” 924    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 38
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New Report Finds Most Effective Way to Run Well and Recover Quickly Is to Be 20 Years Old β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Findings are hailed as good news for 20-year-olds.
28.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 16087    πŸ” 4975    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 100
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#SaturdayMotivation

28.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commie.

28.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you think about it for more than 5 seconds, it really is both insane and outrageous that *HILLARY CLINTON* - a woman who apparently has never met with nor corresponded with Jeffrey Epstein was one of the first people deposed.

28.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 23732    πŸ” 4303    πŸ’¬ 1328    πŸ“Œ 320
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NEW from The Dumb Runner Field Guide:

27.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 36641    πŸ” 11860    πŸ’¬ 492    πŸ“Œ 798

Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out

27.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3812    πŸ” 856    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 5
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Legal Sea Foods to Sponsor 'Chowder Zone' at Mile 20 of Boston Marathon β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Restaurant chain says β€œsteaming-hot cups of ocean-fresh goodness” will help runners conquer Heartbreak Hill.
27.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the fact the president of the united states is even thinking about asserting emergency powers to disrupt an election - just a few years after he incited an armed coup attempt - should be the top issue. but the media mostly shrugs and the opposition doesnt focus on it.

26.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13414    πŸ” 4372    πŸ’¬ 525    πŸ“Œ 185

It's time for the left to end DEI and bring back the meritocracy.

by David Ellison, Jared Kushner, and RFK Jr.

27.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1122    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
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Man Who Routinely Runs Distances Up to 20 Miles Spends 4 Minutes in Parking Lot Trying to Find Spot Closest to Store Entrance β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com Highly trained athlete avoids two minutes of walking.
27.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I know, I know, allow people to change etc but saying β€œbefore I got thrown in a concentration camp I just assumed all the people being thrown in concentration camps deserved it” is CRAZY

26.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4961    πŸ” 781    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 26
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'Star Wars'-Loving Runner Relies on The Force to Detect Threats, Obstacles β€” Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com With the blast shield down, local man can’t see a thing.
27.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#FridayMotivation

27.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cover of The Lancet:

@thelancet.com
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

27.02.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8113    πŸ” 3435    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 220
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Today marks 14 years since 17-year-old, unarmed Trayvon Martin was shot and killed while walking home.

14 years later, we’re still demanding a country where our children can walk home in peace β€” without being treated like a threat.

27.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 16450    πŸ” 4424    πŸ’¬ 419    πŸ“Œ 187

CBS, Fox, the Washington Post, and Twitter are all owned by Trump-loving billionaires and soon CNN will be too. Here's why American media has a liberal bias problem.

27.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2838    πŸ” 776    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 22
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The Handbasket 100% independent journalism by Marisa Kabas

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media.

Off the top of my head:

www.thehandbasket.co
404media.co
www.garbageday.email

Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

26.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9562    πŸ” 3144    πŸ’¬ 524    πŸ“Œ 116
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Tax billionaires out of existence.

26.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 17022    πŸ” 3843    πŸ’¬ 565    πŸ“Œ 304