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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆGosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷

@goshdarn.bsky.social

parent. internet crank. autistic. future ghost. artist when my kid gets distracted. I may own 80 Cats in a Dog Suit. they/them. lesbian.

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Posts by πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆGosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷 (@goshdarn.bsky.social)

Thanks, pals.

03.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this will replace our Sensory Pumpkin Buckets, and once a year we'll make ten of these and donate them to the local PDs around us to make our disabled population, adult and children, safer.

03.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've created a wishlist, and each item has a small explanation for why I included it.

I would really appreciate any help completing the list, and at donation will include everyone's names that made it possible.

03.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Each one would hopefully go into a police vehicle, and then during medical crisis or emergency situations, the cops could pull this out to help autistic adults and children calm themselves to de-escalate tensions.

03.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Check out my list on Amazon

Hi friends, I want to so something for our town.

I would like to make First Responder Autistic Calming Kits, or FRACK bags.

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

03.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but don't put any delicate plants out, because the last wave of winter will destroy the.But Sunday in the 60s? We're outside all day.

03.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see grass again and Sunday will be 65 degrees in NJ.

Welcome false spring!

02.03.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Older sister. Not old sister. Sheesh. Get myself uninvited to the next BBQ.

02.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My old sister was a school teacher and now helps her husband in his tech business.

As the middle child, I'm gay, unemployed, and mentally ill. Which seems appropriate.

I'm hoping I'm secretly a mage or will suddenly be granted a dragon. But alas... it's a Dunkin addiction and a sense of humor.

02.03.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My younger sister and her oldest of three corgis, Mocha.

She's the only Irish girl in our family tree with the ability to tan.

My younger sister and her oldest of three corgis, Mocha. She's the only Irish girl in our family tree with the ability to tan.

My little sister, Queen of the Corgis and Whirlybird Stitcher.

02.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Multi-line highway at a standstill behind a major motor vehicle accident. Multiple police, an ambulance, and a fire truck are on scene. Then landed across the road is one of the emergency ems helicopters. They life flighted a person to a trauma center.

Multi-line highway at a standstill behind a major motor vehicle accident. Multiple police, an ambulance, and a fire truck are on scene. Then landed across the road is one of the emergency ems helicopters. They life flighted a person to a trauma center.

My younger sister shares the best work action shots. She's the flight nurse on the helicopter, and this is only one aspect of her job. She's a real life superhero.

02.03.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, they're a lot more murdery than I remember.

02.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tubi has the original Jem cartoon!

01.03.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a blue puppet with a beard and hat is looking out of a window . ALT: a blue puppet with a beard and hat is looking out of a window .

This post is more than 24 hrs old. Thanks for coming, but the come again later sign is lit.

01.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two cats are sitting on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs ALT: two cats are sitting on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs

It took until noon today before my voice came back and my body went, "Fine! You can walk normally again."

And I'll do it again. Bap! Bow!

01.03.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a yellow teletubbies doll is wearing a white tutu . ALT: a yellow teletubbies doll is wearing a white tutu .

Jokes on you and your trauma dumping. I'm autistic and too overwhelmed to read all those comments anyway. Go to therapy, you weirdos.

01.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot keep up with that thread, so fuck it. Don't die in that tar pit. God speed, motherfuckers.

01.03.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Your God Wont Save You - Esme Rose (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Esme Rose Your God Wont Save You - Esme Rose (Official Audio)

Have a little goth country.

Esme Rose - Your God Won't Save You

youtube.com/watch?v=Xm_R...

01.03.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fucked up my vocal cords by stage yelling at cars giving us shit by reminding them they worship a 34 convicted felon rapist that touches children, and they got on their knees for Trump like a submissive bitch. I was louder and meaner.

But I did fry my voice. Worth it though.

28.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will totally shit off the comments. I will shit on the shut off switch until it shuts off. I'm wild. I'll do it. Give those kids money.

28.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't seen any $5 thrown at PoSP. Don't make me shit off the comments. Give them babies some money to go bowling and have an Easter Egg hunt.

28.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm safe and walking to my car after the protest. .

28.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey so if you're all gonna be here fucking up my notifications for the next couple days, can you throw a fiver at Parents of Special People LLC (PoSP) a local 501C disability recreation charity group by me.

V3nmo/p@ypal - posp07747

Thanks, pals.

28.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's actually really smart to look at your life and goals and be honest with yourself. More people should.

28.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that's perfect.

28.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it . ALT: a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .

The poet?

Thank you, I guess.

28.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if that's why she leaves it playing even when she leaves. I've barely seen it, so it may be busy upstairs giving her issues.

28.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The new neighbor upstairs has been playing 24/7 loud ass gospel music with the bass turned up since Tuesday morning.

I'm about ready to fed-ex her to her Jesus.

28.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Post from Tumblr user hexglyphs that reads: "

*magical girl transformation but I turn into this*" 

Then a picture of a plush Mr Frog from the Mr Frog and Toad stories.

Post from Tumblr user hexglyphs that reads: " *magical girl transformation but I turn into this*" Then a picture of a plush Mr Frog from the Mr Frog and Toad stories.

28.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"At least I won’t fuck up my kid the same way my parents fucked me up,” I say as I fuck it up in some whole new, unforseen different way.

Coming up with new ways to fuck up our kids is like the parent Olympic sport. I don't know of anyone who gets it right 100% of the time.

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