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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆGosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷

@goshdarn.bsky.social

parent. internet crank. autistic. future ghost. artist when my kid gets distracted. I may own 80 Cats in a Dog Suit. they/them. lesbian.

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Posts by πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆGosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷 (@goshdarn.bsky.social)

I think it was important to the older generations, and if there's little interest in younger members, they don't have enough to keep it going.

07.03.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He did make me coffee, though, before he wandered off to listen to videos of seagulls screeching.

I appreciate that.

He also fixed the toilet he broke, so I guess he's not so bad as long as he doesn't touch my arm.

07.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agent K and I are in different rooms because we're getting on each other's nerves, and if anyone touches me right now, I will peel all my skin off.

So.

Anyway.

07.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! I belong to a bunch of block lists that mute people like transphobes, crypto weirdos, alt right, and scrapers.

07.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a comment here that I can't see. Can someone screenshot it and show me? It's disturbing that people can leave comments that are hidden.

07.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think our local VFW is currently doing a fish fry this month.

07.03.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. But my grandfather was.

07.03.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Things I am in desperate need of -

Oil change, fluids, filters - $175
Full tank of gas - $42
Uninsured doctors appointment - $215
Uninsured bloodwork - $300

So about $732. If anyone knows of a way to make a quick $1000, that isn't selling a kidney, I'd appreciate it.

07.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And ours also has fresh Irish soda bread and warm cookies.

They're always so nice, and we bring cans with us because they collect food and diapers for the local food bank.

07.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Find your local lodge and see when they do their monthly breakfast.

For $10 you get three pancakes, 3 sausage, and a ladle full of scrambled real eggs. Also a cup of coffee/cocoa, or tea, and a glass of orange juice. And you can get a second plate of anything no extra charge.

07.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Friends, can you please help me fill my gas tank. It let's us do deliveries, and cart K around to his activities. I appreciate it.

V3nmo/p@ypal - SeamusMoray

07.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Two plates with pancakes - mid meal.

Two plates with pancakes - mid meal.

Made it to the Masonic Lodge pancake breakfast.

07.03.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke up to $4, so not overdraft. But still going to the Masonic Lodge pancake breakfast. A win is a win.

07.03.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pancake breakfast money secured.

07.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alas, I've drank too much iced tea, and I'm all sloshy. I've swallowed enough water to have an ecosystem spawn inside me. I'm not hiccuping, there's a tiny frog desperate to get out without speed running my colon.

06.03.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
his name is Benson Hedges and he sounds like he smokes 5 packs of them a day

his name is Benson Hedges and he sounds like he smokes 5 packs of them a day

50 awful drawings of my wretched cat

06.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 850    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6
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Custom pigeon figures will be available again soon. I can take one commission. Figures are 2.3-2.5 inches in height and printed with pla. Painted with acrylic. If i dont have your pigeons breed i can model new ones. $50 per figure plus shipping. In the US

#pigeonsky #bsnm #bird #art #pigeon

06.03.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Octopus in oranges and yellows. Long tentacles curling and reaching for you ....

Octopus in oranges and yellows. Long tentacles curling and reaching for you ....

The tentacles rising from the deep...

#octopus #tentacles #kidlitart #sciart #painting

06.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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New ACEO | Tiny Art
2.5x3.5 in

The Violet Hour
Daylight Part II

Collect this tiny piece of daylight here:
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#aceo #tinyart #watercolor #painting #daylight #landscape #scape #scapesbysass #sunrise #morning #ArtYear #violet #sky #light #miniatureart #birds #trees #silhouette

06.03.2026 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New ACEO | Tiny Art
2.5x3.5 in

Last Shadow, First Light
Daylight Part II

Sold!

Find your own tiny piece of daylight here: ebay.us/m/pPWLEN

#aceo #tinyart #watercolor #painting #daylight #landscape #scape #scapesbysass #sunrise #morning #ArtYear #mountains #sky #light #birds #trees #silhouette

06.03.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New ACEO | Tiny Art
2.5x3.5 in

The Light Behind The Trees
Daylight Part II

Find this tiny piece of daylight here:
ebay.us/m/bgqla9

#aceo #tinyart #watercolor #painting #daylight #landscape #scape #scapesbysass #sunrise #morning #ArtYear #grass #sky #light #trees #fog #reflection #yellow #green

06.03.2026 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After dinner we have to fun up to Wawa to hit the Atm for $20. There's $44 left in there and I know I'm going to wake up overdraft, and I promised K pancakes at the Masonic Lodge tomorrow.

06.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The topic lists need to be fixed. I clicked through on Barack Obama and had to scroll 4 times before I hit a post with his actual name in it.

06.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. I would rather flamenco dance on Legos.

06.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Venmo app on iPhone keeps tossing a something went wrong. We can't even get passed the legal name page.

I searched his name on venmo via my name and there's no one sharing it. So annoying.

06.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He keeps telling me he needs his own Amazon account, but... baby steps.

06.03.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't log Agent K into his banking app until the card comes, because the card number is the verification code. So while he now has a PayPal account of his own, it can't be linked to his bank account until the bank app works. So it's just a waiting game now.

06.03.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats will never oppose war, they’ll never abolish ICE, they will never do any of the things you want them to, not because they’re stupid or cowards but because they’re rich and powerful and they benefit from the system as it is, it’s as simple as that

06.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Agent K officially has his own bank account, and will have his first bank card in 5-10 days. He's excited.

06.03.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It's a painting of a gnome in the forest, hiding behind a rock. The text reads:

I'm sorry for acting strange. I am strange and it will happen again.

It's a painting of a gnome in the forest, hiding behind a rock. The text reads: I'm sorry for acting strange. I am strange and it will happen again.

Leave me to be smol and ugly in peace. Stop taking my picture with my little pointy hat.

06.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0