katie

I'm always like 95% joking about being mad at my boyfriend over hockey but he did start watching highlights of *vs goals too loudly on his phone while I was in the bathroom this morning and I am legitimately mad at him over it lmao

I'm so mad. I'm taking a Tylenol pm and going tf to sleep

I hate that man

ugh

hahahahah they started celebrating . i diots

genuinely they must have a promotional pick up truck in the tunnels or something can someone just drive it out and run a certain someone or 3 over

Jamie Benn Why Did You Miss That Empty Net

actually I'm gonna kmb

I'm gonna kms

genuinely I had no strong feelings about the *vs when I met my boyfriend other than neutral-negative division rival things but it was not that serious. I hate them this much BECAUSE I started actively watching *vs games to be a supportive partner and their announcers filled me with RAGE

Argh so close to the empty net

otter my king

no I genuinely feel unwell

I'm going to throw up

just batting shit out of the air

esa lindell my goat

I don't even think he's watching the game. or at least he's smart enough to not mention it to me. I wonder if he'll be surprised to come to bed and find me spread out diagonally so there's nowhere for him to sleep

googling how to evict boyfriend over sports dispute

he literally just fell to his own knee

falling over is not the same as tripping

weeeeeak call

I'm gonna pick a fight with my boyfriend over this game

the avs are just ontologically evil and you are actually morally inferior if you root for them

only one man is Daddy to the Stars!!

well two men I guess

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

I slightly take it back though because it seems most of the fics ship Caffrey and Reid and I really am just interested in reading about Burke and Hotch being the same person in different fonts

what do you mean there's plenty of criminal minds/white collar crossover fanfiction and almost all of it is ALSO BATMAN CROSSOVER FANFICTION

maybe I really am the only person who actually exists because who else would that conceivably be for

the dallas stars will never lose again

your power

a jamie benn goal? in this economy?