Daily reminder that if you hate socializing you probably don't need to get better at it...
You just need to start making pampered padded playdates with toys and sesame streetβ€οΈ
Of course you can't socialize well sweetheart, you don't have any age appropriate friends!
24.02.2026 18:07 β
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Discord rn
25.02.2026 09:09 β
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wearing diapers means Bridget can do as many Yo-Yo tricks as she wants without having to take potty breaks
23.02.2026 02:16 β
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My autistic ass looking at the Gradius cart and image on the screen, and not the wonderful diaper butt smut in my face lmao
23.02.2026 14:30 β
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the snoofing
20.02.2026 17:11 β
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Ah, they're so cute!! That's awesome!! Good job!! π I love the Metroid and the Dalek; blessed to see a literal sea pancake today π₯
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Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen.
An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text.
Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun.
Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end.
Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago
Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style.
Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.
Text: We invented the condom before steel.
Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it.
Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE
Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?.
Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago.
Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
Image: A barley field.
Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago.
Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." - @funkittoys.bsky.social points out that history has always been β¨πfuckedπβ¨, as illustrated by
@erikamoen.bsky.social
Public post with references: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
20.02.2026 22:22 β
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ABDL-Ranma is a cutie. Worked on this over the last 3 days. My first personal ABDL piece I'm really happy with. #ABDL #ABDLART
21.02.2025 05:29 β
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Canβt not dap up the homie when you get to daycare
(repost)
19.02.2026 21:52 β
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If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
19.02.2026 13:41 β
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Favorite animal? π
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Need
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Fucking tired of being brave, but yes.
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We're Hiring (commissioning anyway!)
π©΅π¦ Who here draws the best BlΓ₯haj? π¦π©΅
Searching for an artist who can really capture our beloved shark's "derp" for a new product label.
Help us retweet for visibility, or tag your buds below! Looking for bold, thick lines and the ability to work with PSDs.
13.02.2026 21:06 β
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It's important work.
11.02.2026 16:17 β
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We can all agree that this Discord age verification thing sucks. That's why we should migrate to a new app: Diapcord!
(this is a joke, I'm so sorry)
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repost is trans people should have free boneless wings
I love boneless wings :3
24.02.2025 16:51 β
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The solution for the IBS ray was diapers?!
10.02.2026 01:17 β
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Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
09.02.2026 14:02 β
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How many licks does it take to get to center of a boot? Let's find out!!
02.02.2026 20:53 β
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new favorite gif
02.02.2026 19:44 β
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Yeah!! π₯°π
02.02.2026 12:33 β
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20.01.2026 07:59 β
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Couldn't be me lol, noodles are life
12.01.2026 18:29 β
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Who turns down pho?!
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Totodile from Kalos be like:
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anyway
05.01.2026 05:33 β
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Drawing of two puppies and pink heart background with the caption; "Enemies to lovers but with myself"
Self love
03.01.2026 13:12 β
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If you see this, post something monochromatic
03.01.2026 09:37 β
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