That One Who’s Always Singing 🍉💁🏼‍♀️

and FUCK christopher columbus

Leaks for ZA happening
will be stepping off of socials until it dies down I’m truly going in blind and I don’t wanna see anything

Can we agree that posting Austin Wolf content is nasty behavior

yes, you did

it was all there, plain as day, black and white. you ignored every single bit of it bc they knew your content was the key to getting through to young white men. so you didn’t just vote for it - you platformed and normalized it

and you deserve for it to follow you till the day you die

Seeing less dick today. Did FCF shut down with the government?

bsky won’t make even basic improvements that people want, you attempt to troll a huge part of your base when they raise a concern, post about being harassed after, and now this lmao i promise queer people WILL leave and you’ll wish you’d just hired a pr firm instead of hitting send

the "Morgan Wallen makes music for guys who ______" format is fun, but the truth of it is he makes music for the most awful women on Earth

Big day for some of the most annoying people on the internet I fear

happy new music Friday I’m keeping my mouth shut today

eat the rich and i’m so serious

it’s kinda fascinating to watch the modern democratic party disintegrate in real time bc of a refusal to
1. lead an opposition
2. cut ties w AIPAC’s blood money
2. replace @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social for being abject failures in meeting this moment

dude can you imagine the letter schumer and jeffries are gonna write about this ??

see how fucking stupid that sounds

plain and simple it’s a massive safety issue that @bsky.app hasn’t provided a private account option when people are getting doxxed and fired for stating facts about current events

girl shut the fuck up lmaoooo

The US is so fucking cringe.

Ai slop presidency mixed with tech bros jorking it to each other to see who can be the most racist POS

Do the bald and thinning hair men realize the struggle us men of thick full head of hair having experience deal with to make sure our hair looks good everyday?

you’re just a GAY boy

Saved by a breakfast burrito: a memoir

“A phone works both ways”

Right…so if you look at our messages you can see I responded to you .3 seconds after you texted me 3 weeks ago and you didn’t reply. BUT PLEASE go off and tell me how a cellphone/texting works I love being educated

well, yes!

‘wHy ArE PeOpLe sO AgAiNsT NeWsOm’ well hmm idk prob bc the federal govt says shit like this on national television so him guest starring on fuck ass dude bro i hate my wife females like betas podcasts to trash trans people is a little reductive!

believe women. it’s that simple, really

I haven’t been edged in forever 🥲

Anyway, today is a good day to talk to someone you know about why DC statehood is an imperative for a most just and democratic United States.

Yes 😂

I’m aware but a larger sample size is always preferable ya know?

Ok but like….. pics or it didn’t happen 👀

the problem with casual sex is that despite the connotation of "casual", it doesn't have skill-based matchmaking so oftentimes you end up with people way above or below your level
that's why i propose people start out with ranked sex until they better understand their strengths and weaknesses

So here’s the thing, it’s not that my nipples aren’t sensitive, it’s just that so many guys do NOT know that there are ways to play with them beyond just pinching them!

Eat shit M*rgan W*llen