nostalgia

yay!

is it back on?

He really did encourage it, deliberately or otherwise :(

"Physics needs you to find the difference between this picture (electricity) and this picture (a magnet)" James Clerk Maxwell answers "They're the same picture"

what the hell is wrong with them it's been TWENTY YEARS why have they not calmed the fuck down already 😭😭😭

the night manager could very easily have avoided this by not being about a man taking a younger man into his home and giving him money and free clothes and dressing him up in little matchy-matchy outfits when they go out together with the older man's social circle

i make this exact same meme about once a month

took me YEARS to work that one out, because for some reason nobody ever phrases it as "i can't even sit straight" 😭😆

rip lactose enjoyment 😭

i was wondering if it was a recent invention and maybe that was why! but no, it's just not called that most places i've been in!

it's like when i found out chicken maryland's no from maryland. (and also americans don't say it 'maryland'!)

thank u wikipedia, yet again

it turns out 'butter chicken' is a) similar to a tikka masala and b) called 'chicken makhani', and these two things combined at last explained why i'd never heard of it until recently even though it's apparently everywhere and rly popular.

The cat is fine, Theresa has him.

they've released the secret extra end titles card from the night manager 2!!!!!

modems

there's tits on the web now, i hear. the information superhighway.

you can probably follow this one from the jeely piece song and paradise towers, the much more famous adaptation of the book.

archiveofourown.org/works/79170256
it's a crossover between the jeely piece song and the film high-rise.
i am sure you instantly understand my vision just from that info.

but why would they want to read anything that isn't painfully mainstream and 900 chapters long?! 🥲

i cut my hair short, omg my head is so much lighter now, as is my soul.

overachiever jonathan pine

they must have stuck them to his skin with tape or something, what the hell why are his trousers doing that will there not be stains and where is gravity

teddy: damn i never even got to kiss him, he just talked to me about my feelings and my life history and tenderly touched my hair and told me everything would be okay

jed: ...can we swap?

an entire generation was traumatised by tom hiddleston's arse but we're all too scared to admit it

my hottest take on this is probably that being able to just show kissing/sex without a second thought is why the NM1 romance elements are significantly less good than in NM2. I would gladly swap tacky sex scenes for any thought put into making it obvious that the characters love each other.

i am still dying of plague it is very unpleasant i hate it. i wish to become unsick.