UberGoose

cant reform this, there really is only one or two solutions here

claw build without all for one still goes hard

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

i walk dogs and simply wait for cars to go whether there is a stop sign or not, just easier that way, unfortunately

i had an insane power build going into the final combat before boss in act 3, and it was a regular enemy that made every power i played deal 6 to me, okay guess im dead then

theres a handful of regular enemy combats that just hard counter certain builds, too, which feels strange

i do have a small critique of sts2 at the moment and it is that the balance between elite and regular combats feels off, the specific enemies in the encounter matter way more than if it is elite or not

they may have overbuffed a few (calico and wraith seem insane tbh), but im expecting some minor balance patches next week to fix those things

i know its different people, but it is very funny that there were multiple highly upvoted threads on the deadlock subreddit saying "dont nerf the new heroes, buff the old ones!" and then the balance patch buffed a ton of old heroes and now theres tons of threads pissing and crying about it

new favorite sts card

victor lost max damage on aura of suffering in exchange for buffs to literally everything else and his aura does more damage in most situations anyway because it ramps up to max damage 50% faster

simmering on the deadlock patch notes i believe that shiv has been murdered (good) and victor is actually going to be the most broken hero in the game and its not close

-affliction t2 doesnt give -40% healing anymore
phew, now it will surely be less oppres-
-affliction t3 stops all healing
okay fine kill me i dont care anymore

max scorn compared to pre-patch will have +8 damage, -1.25s cd, and +0.33 spirit scaling

sand blast getting the slow effects on t2 also might shake up my upgrade path, but im not totally sure

okay overall the deadlock patch seems fire, pretty excited to see some of the reworks in action (wraith is super different now)

moseph and krilliam, my boys, have been slightly freed from the combo mines and scorn (which was already really strong) is going to make people very unhappy

thats right

im going through this monster of a balance patch, but there is no way mirage stealing 120 hp in lane after wave 2 is fair, that is way too much

there are doofuses out there who think you need ai images to make a game and then a game that will easily pass 500,000 concurrent players this weekend has placeholder art like this

im 0-2 against the test subject in sts2 and i cant tell if this guy is insane or im just bad

Every mouth breathing dipshit has always thought the president is responsible for gas prices, and it’s never been true, until now

Hope you guys filled up your car’s gas tank recently, because our pedophile president has, for real for the first time in US history, spiked gas prices unbelievably high because he’s too stupid to breathe

[guy who really likes hunter x hunter] nobunaga? the sword guy from the phantom troupe?

It will probably break half a million concurrent over the weekend, genuinely unfathomable

I’m sorry but what the fuck that’s so many players

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

Every episode of make some noise that has bleem is a treat, but this week’s was so fucking funny. Ally is so good at breaking Brennan it’s insane

—she would be of low status, not to mention somewhat rural." "Which would explain why she's a bit less refined than other court members," Kelsier said. "No offense, Vin." Vin looked up from hiding a piece of napkin-wrapped bread in her shirt pocket. "Why would I be offended?" Kelsier smiled. "Never mind."

Now this is comedy

Keep the earring it's small, so you won't be able to do much with it, but you could use it as a weapon in an emergency." "All right." "Now, you ready to go?"

Chekhov’s gun-ass line from Kelsier here

yoshi decided to spare the deadlock patch today so we could all play slay the spire 2 instead, what a kind developer