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That movie but everybody forgot vaati vidya’s dark souls lore videos and I’m the only one who kind of vaguely understands dark souls lore

That movie where everyone forgets about the Beatles aside from one guy except it’s me and I don’t know any Beatles songs so we just continue on in a better timeline

As someone who has never really had any interest in guns, googling stuff about guns for art-based research makes me feel like a criminal for some reason

Sometimes I see people saying yuyu hakusho needs a remake, and they are WRONG

whoever comes in next should just sign an executive order to undo his entire term

"but executive orders cant do that!!" they shriek, as if that matters at all anymore

dark horse is doing a sale and the berserk deluxes are $35 straight from the tap, in case yall wanted to buy them, and uh oh i still need 6 more deluxes myself

if you say "im gonna run to ___" i will 100% of the time reply "driving would be faster" its just who i am

Post no tumblr da conta "detectivehole" Some of you are miserable because you're mean. Like you're just mean to people and things "Why don't I have any friends?" Because you are mean

Like they definitely did some scrubbing of trump’s name from the files over the past 10 months, but if it’s super obvious then this all just continues until trump gets a heart attack from stress I think

I actually have no clue what to expect from the Epstein files, assuming they get released. But I’m fascinated to see where we go from here nonetheless.

I don’t even know what the grift here is but it’s obviously grifting because 1. It is Matt Walsh and 2. Dominos is objectively better than it used to be (and it’s also genuinely really good, so…)

These things

Does anyone know why the BBL pickup trucks exist? It’s not like the truck bed is any bigger, are these guys fucking their trucks?

If you ever see the “schoolbell” google font, just know that a Lego youtuber made that when he was a kid in order to get the holy grail of Lego sets

He got the Death Star paid for by google as a kid, then sold it for more Lego sets, then bought that set again as an adult using google Adsense money. So google bought him the Death Star twice.

I love learning deep lore about random YouTubers. There’s a Lego guy who revealed that he was the youngest font creator for google fonts because his dad worked at google and wanted a child’s handwriting font, he got a reward of the 2008 Lego Death Star for that and was rebuilding it in the video

So did everybody else forget hulk hogan died this year? It honestly rules so hard that shitheads are forgotten so fast these days

Finished volume 1 of kingdom, I think I already understand why it’s so insanely popular in Japan. The writing is fantastic

its so funny that if you search "is ___ down" on google the ai will exclusively say "no this service is not down" and then directly below it is a link to down detector with the tallest vertical line youve ever seen on a graph showing that it is in fact down, ai is the future

whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered

Follow your dreams

Imo the solution here is obvious

A whole lot of dipshit right wingers are going to be breaking away from trump soon and they will all pretend like they didn’t know anything about him despite him being their main guy for a full decade

One of these days a reporter will call him out for being a big baby and to prove them wrong he will attempt to get them executed

Your standup is good or whatever but this is your magnum opus

AO3 is also down, so between the two our whole acronym is affected

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Every single advertisement is ai now and it’s cooking the brains of boomers who still watch tv

I literally had a dream last night about going to Barnes & Noble to buy manga

Anyway it’s bed time now so if I had to guess, I’m going back for more manga