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They said "sir you're decomposing" and I said wow that's a beautiful word. You've never heard anything like it

If I looked up and saw this, honoring my death, I’d kill myself and go to double hell

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

Panel from Tomie by Junji Ito, character says “YEAH! I HEAR THIS PLACE HAS SOME WEIRD-ASS FISH.”

Me when I hear that a place has some weird-ass fish

Unfortunately one of the funniest things he has ever said

Would you rather have $1 or $2

this is 200+ years of american innovation right here

maybe harsh but i believe the civil engineer responsible for this should be strung to a chair in the center of this junction with a giant sign that says "im sorry" taped to his forehead

It's kind of funny that as he ages, Trump looks increasingly like the Disney Hall of Presidents robot from 2017 that I'm still convinced was originally a Hillary robot that had to be hastily refashioned after the election.

yeah this setup about shokoku has already subverted my expectations honestly, so im stoked for more

im a tough guy, im a big boy, i can handle a little emotional moment

"gomenne"

alright wrap it up, you got my ass, fuck you

excited for shiba to potentially onscreen some dudes for once

i have read one piece fully three times and watched like a thousand videos on it and i still actually cry every time an emotional beat is hit (there are hundreds of emotional beats)

its crazy how watching a video simply recounting the water seven saga got me choked up for nearly the entire runtime

genuinely what kind of performance enhancing drugs did oda put into this damn story?

actually i should reread hunter x hunter after i finish tomie

man its been a bit (several months), maybe i reread one piece again

i mean if it works, feel free to keep doing it, but the stacking (without limits) 15% damage amp from hitting people with scorn is obscene and gives significant kill potential when combo is down, and enables basically infinite fighting

The points in scorn outpace the points in combo quite substantially even if you are always only fighting with combo up (and you often are not), and scorn doing more damage means more healing, which means more living, which means more torment pulse damage

personally i think trophy hunter is mega doodoo, but i also dont buy monster rounds

my build is normally headshot booster, extra spirit, (optional extra regen), QSR, then midgame items like torment pulse and warp stone. maxing scorn first, then burrow, with 0 points in combo or sand

Two panel comic. Panel 1: girl rifling through her purse. Says to her boyfriend, “babe, can you hold my keys?” He replies, “sure.” Panel 2: he stares in disbelief at the “keys” placed in his hand, a single car key and approximately six key chain toys and charms overflowing in his open palm.

friend im afraid scorn and burrow max before any combo points is meta

They really just waste all the cool animals on our kid brains. Imagine learning about elephants after you’re an adult, what an insane creature that we just don’t even flinch at because we learned about the billion pound, giant eared, prehensile nosed monster when we were 3

Weekly “Kagurabachi is so good” post

Sure hope so

P sure livesplit is just the goat, very customizable and actually works consistently (I think llanfair had a moment where it was just not keeping time correctly lol)

Okay calling me prehistoric is a little harsh, but I do remember when wsplit was the main timer people used and some cool kids used llanfair, then livesplit came out an was obviously the best

btw deadlock gamers, i have a pro-tip for you: add an additional crouch binding to mouse wheel (up or down is fine, down feels good to me). double tapping crouch makes you air dash down, so just a quick scroll does a down dash instantly, very helpful

my current rank got decayed to fucking seeker while i wasnt playing, so i have been climbing and have a current rank of ritualist and i do not like state sanctioned smurfing

just a reminder to the valve matchmaking system, i do not belong in this rank, please free me

it is currently queueing me into arcanist games consistently