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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

The person who included the whole tomato in this image really knew what they were doing

Does eventually mean 3 - 5 business days? Because that's my thinking.

It’s covered under my phone plan, so I guess technically my cell provider subscribes on my behalf

My god, what a show

Sheryl Crow has some thoughts on AI.

There is 0 evidence that a single American life is at risk from these people. All evidence points to the administration taking delight in the extrajudicial murder of brown people.

He’s offered no evidence these are drug traffickers. Further, drug trafficking is not a capital offense. This is murder. Outright murder.

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Get some sheet masks. They’re in expensive but luxurious. And you can get all kinds of different ones. They also make boxed pedicure sets. You gift a mini home spa day!

get you some sweater dresses. sweater dresses and fleece leggings. so cozy, so fun

We are not at war. There is no justification for an act of war when we are currently not at war

We need to bring back the stockades for this administration

Is there such a thing as a super court martial? Because he needs something beyond the standard military punishments

I literally coughed after reading this 😂

They’re not going to keep the seats open. It’s too long for those districts to not have a rep. They’ll hold special elections and an equally awful GOP rep will be elected.

Yes, that’s how precinct reporting and vote drops works.

If we have to live like this, I should be able to own a hyper realistic robotic farm animal.

But just them. Specifically the people who run these sites and think this a great idea.

And that the best one is from the 1990s?

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ATTN GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES: The VA sent out an announcement with a link for employees to self-report their disabilities. I wouldn’t do this if I were you. They’ll likely use it to discriminate against you.

70% of the country hates the idea of any kind of military intervention in Venezuela. This isn’t 2003. No one wants this. The more military action they push, the more people hate them. Trump ran on being an isolationist. It’s partially how he won the GOP primary in 2016.

I think he prefers to be called Vice President Vance

Most people are fine! It’s terrible, but materially most people are living more or less the same lives they were in December 2024. Just imagine what a recession and/or the premium hikes on top of an unwanted, unnecessary bull shit war will do.

Indiana is maybe, maybe adding 1 seat. And that’s if if everything goes well for Trump.

Blaska got to be in the conversation. Just got to get the right candidate.

So is aunt. The best way to have kids. I get to go toy shopping, watch a bunch of cartoons, rile them up, then go home in sleep in my quiet house. 10/10.