Lizzy

whispering carelessly

When I nap, I'm actually contributing to society, by not posting a lot of shit.

You can eat off my kitchen floors. Mostly because of the amount of food on them.

But here we are 👋

Oscar de la Hoya. No shame in his game. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals aren’t usable? Also, it’s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Oscar de la Renta was a Dominican‑American fashion designer celebrated for his elegant, feminine couture. Trained in Spain and rising through Paris ateliers, he became a defining force in American luxury, dressing First Ladies and global icons with craftsmanship, color, and timeless sophistication.

Sorry if you have a heart attack near me because I only know CCR and Proud Mary’s gonna be the last thing you hear

here ya go mr. cool 😎
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😅 doesn't take much these days

Been waiting for the S26 release but now I'm just dreading it

“Your posts suck!”
he posted, suckingly

I see you don’t care for my posts.
*posts*

Got a new phone so I’ll be behaving like a dementia patient for a week or so. Perhaps longer. Who can say…

You're brave

Ariel was kind of a bitch to not give Flounder an actual name

Pillow fighting championship on ESPNews.

I'm good until April for sports.

Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on

Gummy bears now with real bear!

Single-panel cartoon by Tom Toro. Two men sit in a book-lined study. The older one says: "Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

fuck me up like one of your local constituents

she had the grippiest socks in the whole asylum

the first old person to put tennis balls on their walker was baller as hell

Sloth from the movie Goonies, red suspenders, pirate hat and superman shirt

If you love punk rockers name this lead singer

Look me in the ass and tell me you love me.

I'd apologize for cursing so much but i'm not at all sorry.

Ngl, Im pretty fucking content being me.

“women are too emotional to be president,” he said as he blew up schoolgirls in a third world country because everyone knew he was a pedophile

I'm typically an unhappy person. I'm not happy about it.

Hold up...I thought Diana Ross was the Supreme Leader?

This is absolutely not where I saw myself 5 years ago