Luke 🏳️‍🌈

It’s always place names and there are several.
- Glascote
- Wilnecote (even the train station announcements get it wrong)
- Dosthill

RED’ka, I think?

Sorry who the fuck is this???

Aston Villa 2
Wales 0

Wait til people find out how to flour is made…

Wtf HAPPENS to them omg

I’m gonna start a side hustle selling black market keyboard legs around this office. Could make an absolute killing.

I have developed a habit of making savoury cobblers.

There’s something about combining plain yoghurt and self-raising flour that is just… far too easy.

Homemade pie is now a weekly occurrence.

Let’s talk about AI art.

theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

Today I learned that fraud is no longer a crime. I’ma go commit some fraud this weekend.

Using your identity details to obtain credit is fraud by misrepresentation, surely.

That the police won’t intervene when someone has clearly stolen your identity is laughable. And he’s a serial offender. You’re the third person I know of, there will be others.

Only white people can that with impunity, sorry hun

He only stole identities for personal use.

I mean that’s the real story here. This is international organised crime feeding a Chinese public that’s sick of their authoritarian government and state-sponsored media.

As per the BBC article, a total of 18 arrests: 4 men and 14 women.

I mean, from a narrative perspective, you’d shared more details on the people at the centre of the story (the first arrests), and then less detail about the (large number of) subsequent arrestees who are less central to the storyline. It’s what I’d have done.

All that was in the BBC article about it. Not sure it’s an angle if they’re just reporting the facts. If it were the Mail there’d have been all kinds of comment to go alongside those facts, no doubt, and that would’ve constituted an angle to me.

Shitty fish in a barrel full of toilet water

Is that not a trademark today? #Wordle

Of course!

This is so 1975 coded

I read:
- 2 men arrested, both Afghan
- a third man arrested, Indian
- 15 further arrests, including one Bulgarian, all but one of whom are women

And soon you’ll live within walking distance of all Manchester debauchery opportunities!

Ahh yes of course. The Bakerloo line. There’s the problem.

Via on Canal Street will inevitably be rammed with other queer fans

The trick is to find somewhere else to ‘hang out’ until the tube starts…

#24hoursinPolicyCustody
Yeeeeesh. Open the asylums.

People are lying, hun.

Roast is never £50?!