You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
23.01.2026 23:50 — 👍 11246 🔁 2241 💬 62 📌 40I went to The Louvre, so I did.
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For 77 years ...
#GazaGenocide #FuckIsrael
RUIZ: Did you read the report & fact-check its sources prior to publication?
RFK JR: I did not fact check
RUIZ: It included citations to sources that don't exist. How does that happen?
RFK JR: All of the foundational assertions are accurate
RUIZ: They did not exist. How can they be accurate?
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
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I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
So… does Iran have a right to defend itself?
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This tweet aged like milk in the sun
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The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--
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San Antonio Express-News ® @ExpressNews Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.
headline construction masterclass
01.06.2025 01:54 — 👍 28387 🔁 6771 💬 470 📌 230The Simpsons helped me quit drinking. When Homer got a DUI in Season 4, Marge read him various questions which in my head answered "yes" to. Quit drinking the very next day
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You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...
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Bravo, young man! www.comicsands.com/autistic-boy...
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Netanyahu has declared Israel's intent to permanently occupy Gaza and drive its entire population into the south.
This is known as a 'concentration camp'. Gaza's surviving population will be left with a choice: leave, or die.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
Dear god let this man cook.
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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
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A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam
Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam
theonion.com/trump-r...
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Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child Milestone Celebrated With Seizure And Incineration Of Kids’ Literature
Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child
theonion.com/roseann...
Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife
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No grift has ever come to a dead stop like "Free Speech On Campus". Months of headlines when Oberlin changed some cafeteria wording. But when students are kidnapped and imprisoned - from universities denied billions on speech grounds - the free speech zealots roll up the medicine tent and skip town.
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Looks like I picked the wrong year to need to renew my green card!
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:
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