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For 77 years ...

#GazaGenocide #FuckIsrael

RUIZ: Did you read the report & fact-check its sources prior to publication?

RFK JR: I did not fact check

RUIZ: It included citations to sources that don't exist. How does that happen?

RFK JR: All of the foundational assertions are accurate

RUIZ: They did not exist. How can they be accurate?

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.

I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."

That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.

So… does Iran have a right to defend itself?

This tweet aged like milk in the sun

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

San Antonio Express-News ® @ExpressNews Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.

headline construction masterclass

The Simpsons helped me quit drinking. When Homer got a DUI in Season 4, Marge read him various questions which in my head answered "yes" to. Quit drinking the very next day

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...

Autistic 4th Grader Goes Viral For Powerful Rebuke To RFK Jr.: 'I'm Not Broken' Beautifully stated, young man!

Bravo, young man! www.comicsands.com/autistic-boy...

Netanyahu has declared Israel's intent to permanently occupy Gaza and drive its entire population into the south.

This is known as a 'concentration camp'. Gaza's surviving population will be left with a choice: leave, or die.

Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.

Dear god let this man cook.

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.

But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam

Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bs... • 27m New — Edward "Big Balls" Coristine of DOGE now has digital access to the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), an agency source has confirmed to me. Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine... • 19m You don't have to say his dumb user handle every time, right? Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsk... •18m i'm afraid i do, two sets of testicles

Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child Milestone Celebrated With Seizure And Incineration Of Kids’ Literature

Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child
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RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms WASHINGTON—As part of a sweeping overhaul of the building’s plumbing system, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly ordered the removal of sinks Tuesday from all bathrooms in the Department of Health and Hu...

RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms

Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Providing context after the announcement of his new relationship with Donald Trump Jr.’s former spouse Vanessa Trump, Tiger Woods claimed Tuesday that in time he will fuck everyone’s ex-wife. “I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just […]

Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife
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No grift has ever come to a dead stop like "Free Speech On Campus". Months of headlines when Oberlin changed some cafeteria wording. But when students are kidnapped and imprisoned - from universities denied billions on speech grounds - the free speech zealots roll up the medicine tent and skip town.

a man in a tie is holding a lighter in his hand ALT: a man in a tie is holding a lighter in his hand

Looks like I picked the wrong year to need to renew my green card!

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Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:

lmao getting fact checked irl

Tesla Recalls ‘Nearly All’ Cybertrucks Ever Built Because a Glued-On Steel Piece Might Fall Off: ‘Prone to Environmental Embrittlement’ More bad news for Tesla came on this week, with a recall announced for nearly all Cybertrucks manufactured so far because a steel panel could come unglued -- creating a potentially dangerous road haza...

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