Sam Pants

*hands you them*
#pokemon

Capitalism got me crying in the club. And by club I mean Joann's. At the cutting counter. In front of Deb. The cutting counter attendant.

Castform Basic HP 80 Stellar Type Ability: Forecast If a Fire Energy is attached to this card, Castform's attacks deal an additional 30 damage. This also applies for Water and Fighting energies (each damage amplifier per energy type works separately) [C][C] Weather Ball: 40 damage. Weakness: Fighting x2 Resistance: None Retreat: 0 Uncommon

Eevee Basic HP 60 Stellar Type Ability: Evobuddy Once during your turn, you may search your deck for a card that Evolves from Eevee and shares a type with it. Put that card on this card. You can only use this effect if Eevee has not been played this turn or this is your first turn of the game [C] Glomp: 20 damage. Weakness: Fighting x2 Resistance: None Retreat: 1 Common

Oricorio Basic HP 90 Stellar Type Ability: Stellar Rhythm Your active Pokémon can damage benched Tera Pokémon as though they were not Tera Pokémon [C] Revelation Dance: 40+ damage. This attack does 20 more damage for each type of basic energy attached to this Pokémon Weakness: Lightning x2 Resistance: None Retreat: 1 Uncommon

Rapid Strike Urshifu Stage 1: Evolves from Kubfu HP 140 Stellar Type [W][F] Surging Strikes: 40x damage. This attack does 40 times the number of basic energy with different types attached to this Pokémon [F][F][C] Close Combat: 130 damage. Discard an energy attached to this Pokémon Weakness: Lightning x2 Resistance: None Retreat: 2 Uncommon

Day two of #PokemonTeH cards!!! (Note: Tera & Stellar Pokémon do not currently have their rules on them)

Stellar is a new addition to the game! These Pokémon become the type of whatever energy is attached to them! In addition, many of their attacks encourage or require multiple types of energy!!!

just scored tix for less than jake in june and the aquabats in august. potentially the best day ever????

ok done :)

had the time of my life working side events at this weekend's atlanta regional championship! professor pants signing off o7

who up with the emotional capacity to help talk me through a mental breakdown?

gible drop event... i need you to work with me here... do you know who i am???

huh, that can't be right
(our sources are telling us: its right)

clover offers u a smooch 💋 goodnight

math class is where i produce the highest quality rats

I'm definitely paying attention in calculus

It’s been quite the show start to the year for art I swear… but here’s a sketch from last year of my Rattata gijinka!

basketball is fun

shout out to zero of my professors for having zoom class due to cold, yall arent real ones

one etb. I'm just built different.

I'm losing my MIND OVER HERE

lrp i think of that fucking video every time someone mentions the word skibidi

"eugh skibidi toilet is impenetrable and weird, I fear Gen Z is lost and brainrotted in a uniquely bad way, probably cause of cell phone."

Oh really? Let me show you what everyone thought was funny when I was 13 and phones were a thing on your kitchen wall.

made a new friend at the gym bc he had pokemon stickers on his water bottle. his name? Sam. now we're tcg pocket friends. Epic Gamer Moment

shoulder n chest day leggo

real sugar is cheaper and he deserves cheap

we're so back

#AGDQ2025

had to move tables in my college physics class that i pay a lot of money to attend because a transphobe was targeting and harrassing me hahahaha ha ha

obsessed with this Japanese HGSS slot machine art of Pikachu

germany aint ready for these rats

i suppose i should post SOMETHING