Mika

Thanks! The key will be hard to fit in my pocket, though. I'll need to learn how to use hammerspace.

Me holding a key-shaped sign that says "SOLD! Edina Realty Title"

New house new house!

There are twice as many men named Gary as there are women in my department in case anyone was wondering about how STEM advocacy is going.

Would be nice if things didn't have to get to the point where I've given up to get fixed.

The robot children pointed out that my degrees cover all four letters in STEM. Huh. So they do. (Physics, computer science, electrical engineering, and math, respectively.) Time to go back for an art degree?

a) yes
b) I wish I didn't

...The gophers are coming back from space.

Thanks. I appreciate it. It's just that things... aren't great at home right now, and I don't think they're going to get better.

Friends, I'm not okay, and could use emotional support.

"Ah, yes, you don't eat meat, clearly you must like green peppers, olives AND mushrooms all at once!" Please. Just a simple cheese once in a while.

I don't know why the people who order pizza for work events are convinced that everyone wants their pizza to be a cacophony of flavors and textures, but I beg you, please order at least some plain pepperoni and/or cheese.

I would literally rather have anchovies on pizza than sausage.

the shape of the cat in the snow made by footprints

let this image radicalize you

This is just to say

I have permitted
the baby
to plummet
to earth

although
you were probably
hoping
I'd say the words.

Forgive me.
Conversion comes
from the heart
not blackmail.

Yeah. I'll take this one.
www.wikihow.com/What-Human-E...

You wouldn’t hate mathematics if you learned it right: a thread by Stabbins McGee…

Three life-size skeletons are posed around my car. One is leaning on the front, a second is standing next to the driver's door, and the third is sitting on the hood with its arms in the air. Three more skeletons are inside the car. Two in the backseat, and one in the front passenger seat. They are all wearing their seatbelts.

So this is how I found my car this morning.

grilled cheese is the most romantic meal on earth. more sensual than lobster or cereal

Feels like a garlic kinda day to me.

For me, I've found it's because I have to hold the pencil tighter for control and since my joints are like soft rubber, it ends up bending my knuckle backwards.

I'm gonna say tonight's winner was the tween who did the classic smell my feet rhyme.

Shutting down for the night. Final count 77 trick-or-treaters.

Or even if they're not costumed, really. Anyone who comes seeking candy gets some until it runs out.

The image of Adam Lambert rolling his eyes back into his head while performing Bicycle Race is living rent-free in my brain.

little kitten miao miao miao

miao miao miao
uquiz.com/quiz/fOjkwO?...

Didn't Applebee's used to do this?

would love to abolish the notion that making your audience feel joy is inherently intellectually and artistically inferior to making them feel pain, a cheap and cynical attitude which poisons everything from misogynist disdain for romance to why it’s harder for comedies to win Best Picture

Not only is this absolutely right in principle, but I can assure you it is SO MUCH EASIER to make readers feel pain, sorrow, or horror than it is to uplift, make them joyful, or get a proper laugh.

Tragedy is just easier than comedy, probably because people have more to cry about.

Same. Including which side my vertical monitor is on.