Fella Barry D. Hatchet 🇺🇦 🇪🇺

Yes. MAGA logic.

If you said, "he is an idiot," people will immediately know exactly who you are talking about.

He is an idiot

Elon is not a genius, as most people may believe.

I agree

cc: @Gavin Newsome It’s time to build a CDC & NIH in California with the folks who were fired from the feds. In fact, I think each blue state governor needs to scoop up these scientists, healthcare workers and laboratory workers asap. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

Karma’s a funny thing. How do you pray for someone else’s downfall, then throw a fit when it’s your turn?

If you are taking care of a parent, or struggling with the decision to put them in a home, remember you could have had a paid worker come to their house to help take care of them, but Kamala Harris laughed funny, so now their Medicare is about to get frozen.

A MAGA idiot asks well decorated doctor a PhD whether he has "done science." The answer is hilarious.

Some jokes just write themselves

I thought about becoming a historian, but there was no future in it.

I tried to be a gardener, but my plans were uprooted.

I also started a business repairing chimneys, but it went up in smoke.

I wanted to be a mathematician, but I couldn’t figure it out.

I thought about becoming a photographer, but I couldn’t focus.

My wife says I never listen to her… or something like that.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, "Nothing would make me happier." So I got her nothing. #HowTheFightStarted

#HowTheFightStarted My wife told me I needed to grow up. I told her, "Only if you tell me a bedtime story first."

#HowTheFightStarted My wife said I don’t pay enough attention to her. At least, I think that’s what she said.

Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.

Ukrainian ground drones.

Good morning 🌤

Same if you can buy a president‼️

#Resist

Trump progressively pulling his trousers up.

Makes sense.

Just sayin’

Have to wonder if the media has seen any of this? 🤔

This definition reminds me of forced russian communism in Eastern Europe

Thoughts?

Doing some research into folding proteins (making an omelette)